What's up guys?

My pen name is PeridotPoppy, that's not my real name, though. Obviously.

I like to read, draw, write, and play volleyball & tennis. My native language is English. I do know marginal Spanish and a just a weensy bit of Japanese. Some might first judge me as quiet at first, but ask any of my friends and they'll tell you otherwise.

My best friend on FanFiction is SapphireAster! She is extremely awesome, so check her out!

Oh, and my avatar creds go to Pastel-Potpourri on DA.

Here is the stuff I'm into.

Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Butler, Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist, Pokémon, Clannad, Clannad After Story, Angel Beats, Air, Bleach, Death Note, Free!, Attack on Titan, Anohana, Hyouka, Kanon, Kyoukai no Kanata, Lovely Complex, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, NGE, Watamote

TV Shows: The Office, Bob's Burgers

Video Games: Harvest Moon, Mass Effect, Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing, Pikmin, Pokemon, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney, Portal, Professor Layton, Mario, Rune Factory, Civilization, Age of Empires, Age of Mythology, Halo, Trauma Center

Time for reposts... A LOT of reposts.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.

Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 16

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised.

The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

I love these 100 question thingies, even though they TOTALLY clog up my profile. xD

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? hahahahahahah... No.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Umm... if I tallied my real-life enemies, AND my fictional enemies, it'd be about 20. So yes.

3) How many houses have you lived in? Two

4) Favorite candy bar? Kit-Kats, no doubt.

5) Favorite shoes? I like Reef flip-flops, and other flip-flops. I also like Converse & UGGs.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? I try not to do it too often.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? NO.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Music, songs, the day.

12) Favorite genre of music? Classical & orchestral.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Leo.

14) What time were you born? 2:15 AM.

15) Do you like beer? No, my dad gave me a taste when I was little, and it tasted really bad.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I would like to say a KPOP CD.

18) Are you sarcastic? A little, yes.

19) What are your favorite colors? White, navy blue, brown, black... Neutrals & earthtones.

20) How many watches do you own? None.

21) Summer or winter? Summer, because I go to camp!

23) Favorite color to wear? BLACK & WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi.

25) What color is your cell phone? Blackish grey.

26) Where is your second home? Probably my friend's house.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yep.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes, about 10.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 3.

30) How many video games do you own? Too many to count!

31) What was your first pet? Chestnut, my dog.

32) Ever had braces? Yes... Ah, the horrid days of middle school.

33) Do looks matter? Of course, but personality is vital, as well.

34) Do you use chapstick? Not often, I use Vaseline on my lips. It stays on longer, and it actually works!

35) Name 3 teachers from your Middle School: A clueless, young Mennonite English teacher, a drabbling, fat Civics teacher, and a godawfully annoying Algebra teacher.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? American Eagle.

37) Are you too forgiving? No, I actually have trouble forgiving people...

38) How many children do you want? Two, both girls, or one boy and one girl.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yeah.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Reese's Puffs.

41) Do you own a gun? Not personally, my brother owns a shotgun & other guns.

42) Ever thought you were in love? Hmm, occasionally, I think I am. But then, I remember I'm just a naive, sporatic, hormonal teenager, and I'll probably get over it in like, 10 days.

43) When was the last time you cried? One word. CLANNAD. Damn near emptied my tear ducts on that anime.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? 3 nights ago, I had a chorus rehearsal after school.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? OLIVE GARDEN.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Ha, yeah. Multiple times when I was younger.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Only Peach's Castle on Mario. Oh, you're talking about real-life? Nope.

48) Nicknames? Amos, Ameson, Audrey Hepburn.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Who names their child Bertha?

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No, but I wish I could go visit my long-distance friend who lives there someday!

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? When am I not...?

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No, that's just awkward.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No, my mother does though.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? I am in good health, so yes.

58) Does anyone like you? Yup! (Whoa, wait, where's number 57? :O )

59) What year were you born? 1998.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Not even being conceived of by anyone.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Dude...

62) McDonalds or Wendys? They both contribute to obesity.

63) Do you like yourself? Yes, I like myself very, very much!

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? I love them both equally.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hair or eyes.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? I am a little afraid... yes.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? What The Heck?!?

68) Do you own a webcam? Mhmm.

69) Have you ever stripped? Yes, when I like, take a shower. Or else I'd shower with my clothes on.

70) Ever broke a bone? I broke my knuckle once.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Never.

73) Pringles or Lays? Neither. They're both very fattening, and not to mention unhealthy...

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats. What is Doug anyways?

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither!

77) Did you like your middle school guidance counselor? She's was a psychopath... Haha! Actually I don't remember her.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No, how rude!

80) Do you own a car? No, my brother does though.

81) Can you cook? A little bit I suppose.

82) 3 things that annoy you: Math, shallow people, and complainers.

83) Do you text message often? A little.

84) Money or love? Love & money.

85) Do you have any scars? No.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? Good health!

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? NO.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Neither. I like Winterfresh.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? In small quantities.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Nooooo.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? My god, it'd be tragic if someone didn't.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My family.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? A thoughtless girl who dissed my brother.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Nagisa Furukawa of Clannad... Oh. My. God.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My mom.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? I don't even remember!

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? I don't IM.

100) Who was the last person that called you? My stepbrother.

Embarrassing Things

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (Hey, where's #13?)
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour. Example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and then you got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. (LOLLOL)
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

60 things... /laughter

What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

[x] the dark
[x] staying single forever
] being a parent
[x] giving birth
] being myself in front of others
] open spaces
] closed spaces
[x] heights
] dogs
] birds
] fish
] spiders
] flowers or other plants
] being touched
] fire
[x] deep water
] snakes
] silk
] the ocean
] failure
] success
] thunder/lightning
] frogs/toads
] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
] rats
] jumping from high places
] snow
] rain
] wind
] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
] heaven
] being robbed
] falling
] clowns
] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
] men
] women
[x] having great responsibilities
] doctors, including dentists
] tornadoes
] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
] sharks
] Friday the 13th
] ghosts
[x] poverty
] Halloween
] school
] trains
] odd numbers
] even numbers
] being alone
] becoming blind
] becoming deaf
[x] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
] bee stings
] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
] needles
] dinosaurs
] the welcome mat
] high speed
] throwing up
] falling in love
] super secrets

12/72 = 1/8.

I MUST BE...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I fell in love with a MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in WEIRD WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have a bunch of GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT like everyone else, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I CAN'T HELP BUT POINT OUT EVERY MISTAKE, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T like to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist

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