Jazz and Tyler read the worst of the worst in fanfiction for the laffs. Yes, I know we're on a main hub for people who love fanfics, but I like to think we can all have a sense of humor about truly awful grammar, pairings and what have you. Is fun!

FanDiction.co or twitter.com/Fan_Diction for some of your basic needs. I don't claim them all.

This EmoGrl66 said this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.