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Joined 06-28-12, id: 4091374, Profile Updated: 06-28-12

Hello! My name's Not Telling from Ireland! How are you gettin' on?

As of now, the fandoms I plan on (eventually) writing for include Harry Potter, Mass Effect, Firefly (Browncoats FTW), the Avengers / Marvel Cinematic Universe and, possibly, Halo, if Halo 4 inspires me to do so.

My ME and Firefly projects are something I've been thinking up for over a year now, and I'm kinda proud of the ideas. The main protaganists of each are Tom Clarke for Mass Effect: Shanxi to Normandy, and Jack Grey, crew of Serenity. I'm really looking forward to doing these and seeing how people react.

I was inspired to write these after viewing the work of writers like iNf3ctioNZ, Herr Wozzeck, Peptuck and many others, and that means, if my stories suck, it's TOTALLY their faults. Not mine. No sir. lol.

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Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNz reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete
Solace by Demon Spartan reviews
Remake of 'DAT'. Taken from my world, thrown threw several others before being dropped ass backwards into the ME universe. Teaming up with the best of the best, I'll throw a wrench into the Reapers' plans and help Shepard stop them once and for all. But shit like this has a nasty habit of blowing up in your face. Where the hell is an instruction manuel when you need one? Tali/OC
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,380 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Tali'Zorah
Just My Luck by Whispering Darkness reviews
Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete