Hey guys!!!, It's BlueBerryIceQuxxn (Queen) I'm new to Fanfiction (Not Anymore) , and I'm really excited that I made a account so know I can write interesting stories.

Birthplace - Maui, Hawaii, But then Moved To Pearl City, But Finally For The Past 6 Years, I Have Lived In Los Angeles, California.

Places I have Been To: Germany, Sydney, Canada, Italy & Japan. (My Dad Is In The Military)

Gender - Female

Favorite TV Show - Martin, The First 48, Duck Dynasty, Tanked, Snookie & Jwoww, The Wayne Bros., World Dummest, Law and Order:Special Victim Unit, Ridiculousness, Good Luck Charlie, Bad Girls Club: Atlanta, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Real Husbands Of Hollywood, Kickin It, 19 kids & Counting, Dog with a Blog, Guy Code, SpongeBob Square Pants Law And Order: Special Victim Unit, & Ed,Edd & Eddy & SO MUCH MORE.

Favorite T.V Show of ALL TIME - DUCK DYNASTY!!!!!!

Favorite Movies - Lion King, Edward ScissorsHands ( I cry EVERY time I see that movie) Twilight, Twilight Breaking Dawn Pt.1 & Pt.2, Malibu's Most Wanted, The Amazing SpiderMan, The Dark Night Rises, Transporter 3, Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen, Transformers Dark Of The Moon (And there is going to be a Transformers 4 in June of 2014) & Battleship (2012 Movie) & Once Again SO MUCH MORE.

Favorite Subjects - Science & E.L.A, P.E (Physical Education), Computer Class, Art, Drama (Acting), Music (Singing),

Favorite School Subject: Science

Do I Have A Phone: Yes

If You Had 176 Billion Dollars, What Would You Do With It? - I will donate some of it to a local charity, I would give some of it to my parents & my 2 Sisters, Give some to my Grandparents & The rest to myself.

Do you have any pets? - Yes i have a Yorkshire Terrier name Mocha

Do you have a BFF? - YES! (HEY MIKAYLA)

Are you a Indoor or Outdoor person - Im an Outdoor person

Favorite Video Game - Grand Theft Auto 5

Whats your favorite soda - Mountains Dew, Sprite, & Root Beer.

Total Drama Couples:

Courtney/Chris

Duncan/Courtney

Duncan/Gwen

Heather/Alejandro

Noah/Cody

Gwen/Trent

Alejandro/Duncan

Cody/Alejandro

Duncan/Gwen (I Don't Hate This Couple, I Just Dont Support It, But As The Days Go By, I'm Starting To Grow On This Couple)

Alejandro:

( )You're Latino
( )You're manipulative
( )You're evil
( )You fall for King/Queen Bees
( )You've been severely burned/injured
(X ) You have an annoying brother/sister
( ) You speak more than one language
Total: 1

Beth:

( )You are a wannabe at sometimes
(X)You have a best friend
( ) You wear/used to wear braces
( ) Singing is one of your hobbies
( ) You easily fall for the eye candy
( ) One of your favorites colors is pink
( ) You work on a farm
Total: 2

Bridgette:

( )You surf
( )You're a vegetarian
( )You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(X)Animal Cruelty is wrong to you (I love Animals!)
( ) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
(X) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) You get along with everybody
( ) Everything should be natural to you
Total: 2

Cody:

(X) You love technology
( ) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
( ) You are a quick healer
( )You easily get sun burn
( ) You have a gap between your front teeth
( ) A poor diet scares you
( ) You play the keyboard
( ) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
Total: 1 :(

Courtney:

( ) You are/were a CIT
(X) You want everything right
(x) You get mad easily (yup)
(x) Everything is important to you
( ) You are/were on the Student Council
(X) Everything turns out wrong for you
(x) You fall for the delinquents/criminals
(x) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Count: 6 (Doesn't surprise me...XD)

DJ

(X) You love animals (totally!)
( ) Everybody loves you
(X) You've been raised right
() Everybody is your friend
() You are happy most of the time
(X) You never get mad
( ) You get scared easily
() Group hugs are cuddly
Count: 3

Duncan:

( ) You have/had a mohawk
( ) You've been to jail/prison
( )You love skulls and crossbones
( ) You have piercings
(X) Green is one of your favorite colors
( ) Punk is one of your favorite music genres
(X) You pick on dorks
(X) You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Count: 3 (Damn... That doesn't surprises me either)

Eva:

( ) You often lift weights
( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
( ) You've been through anger management
( ) You are competitive
( ) You can lift anything
( )Happiness is not your forte
( )You often don't fall in love too easily
( ) You're never happy
Count: 0

Ezekiel:

( ) You're homeschooled
( ) You're a sexist
( ) You have/had/wear a toque
( ) You often say "eh"
( ) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
( ) You pick your nose often
( ) You have no friends
( )You are pale
Count: 0

Geoff:

(X) You love parties
(X) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) You often make out most of the day
( ) You wear a cowboy hat
(X) You're the youngest sibling in your family
( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Girl" or "Party Boy"
(X) You are invited to all of the parties
( ) You skateboard
Count: 4 O_e

Gwen:

( ) You're goth
( ) You have highlights
( ) You wear blue lipstick
( ) You wear fishnets and black
( )You make the first move
( )Preppy things piss you off
( )Annoying things irk you up
Count:

Harold:

( ) You can be a pervert at some times
( )You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
( )You're a dork
( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
( ) You read comics
( ) You breathe loud
( ) You get picked on most of the time
( ) You save chewed gum
Count: 0

Heather

(X)You're the Queen Bee
(X) You are/were a cheerleader
(X) You often lie about being nice sometimes
(X) You often get embarrassed
(X) Weird people make you mad
(X) You break couples up
(X) You often call people "losers"
(X) You are never trusted
Count: 7 (OMG...)

E-Scope/Izzy/Explosivo

(X) You're crazy/psycho
( ) You were once wanted by the police
( )You're a redhead
( ) Fire is your addiction
(X) You love acting silly (hehehe)
( ) You run a lot
( ) You want to be called by your nickname
( ) You've camped out in the woods
Count: 2

Justin:

( ) You're the eye candy
(X)People often stare at you
( ) People faint when they see you
(X) You lie to most people
( ) Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photo shots
( ) You don't care about anything but beauty
( ) You're gorgeous
Count: 2

Katie

(X) You have a BFFFL (Mikayla!!!!!)
(X) You have big hips, but skinny body
(X) You're pretty
( ) You're often sweet
(x) You blush easily
( ) You wear pigtails
(X) You listen to Pop Music
() You're skinnier than your friends
Count: 5

LeShawna:

(X) You're the ghetto girl
( ) You wear baby T's
(x) You easily get pissed off
(X) You love winning
( ) You have a great taste in style
(X) You know how to dance
(X) Rap is one of your favorite music genres
(X) You often wear hoop earrings
Count: 6

Lindsay:

( ) You're dumb (Straight A's)
( ) You are/were a Blonde
(X) You take Gymnastics
(X) Your boobs are big
(X) You're a "Daddy's Girl"
(X) You fall for the jocks
( ) Your eyes are blue
( ) Makeup looks pretty on you
Count: 4

Noah:

( )You are a bookworm
( ) Your IQ is off the charts/high
(X) You're in Honors classes
( ) Sports aren't your forte
(X) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky (ALWAYS!)
( )You're quiet
( ) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
( )You don't like parties
Count: 2

Owen:

( ) You're overweight
( ) You fart a lot
( ) You can burp the ABC's
( ) Everyone loves you
(X) You love adventure
( ) You're out of shape
( ) You love to eat
( ) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
Count: 1 (WOW...)

Sadie

(X) You have a BFFFL
( ) You're chubby
( ) You cry without your best friend
( ) You accidentally do things wrong
( ) You do everything with your best friend
( ) You easily cry
() You love to squeal
(X)You often do things wrong
Count: 2

Sierra

( ) You're a stalker
(X) You dye your hair
(X) You're obsessively in love (Been there and done that!)
(X) You're a huge fan
( ) You have stalker parent(s)
(X) You've been unfairly out of a game
( ) You wear your hair in a braid
Count: 3

Trent:

(X)You play/played the guitar
( ) You often wear green
(X) You've been heartbroken (Yep)
( ) Your favorite number is 9
(X) You care for the people you love (of course!)
( ) You're still looking for that special someone
(X) You act weird sometimes (who doesn't?)
() You easily fall in love
Count: 3

Tyler:

( )You suck at sports
( ) You often wear red
(X)You wear a head bandana
(X) You wear sweat clothes
(X) You're tall
( ) You have brown hair and brown eyes
( ) You have a fear of an animal
() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
Count: 3

(Now I decided to chose 5 random characters from TDROTI)

I arranged each Character to who has the most points.

1. Heather

2. Courtney

3. LeShawna

4. Katie

5. Lindsay

6. Geoff

7. Trent

8. Sierra

9. Tyler

10. DJ

11. Scott

12. Dakota

13. Anna Marie

14. Zoe

15. Mike

Racism Sucks D.I.C.K

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Do You Really Love Your Dad?

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

Racism and the Culture Of Racism

We must be aware…..,
Of the Culture Of Racism….,
It’s a slur and a swear….,
The Culture Of Racism….! ! !

Can’t turn your back….,
On the Culture Of Racism….,
Or you’ll feel the whack…,
Of the Culture Of Racism….! ! !

It’s hard to believe….
The Culture Of Racism….,
That’s why we all grieve….,
The Culture Of Racism…! ! !

We must face the facts….,
On the Culture Of Racism ….! ! !
Cause we’ve seen the attacks…..,
Of the Culture Of Racism….,

It follows us all…,
The Culture Of Racism….,
But we must stand tall….,
Against the Culture Of Racism….! ! !

Can we control or stop it….,
As long as it’s been livin’….? ? ?
That’s the priceless question….,
On the Culture Of Racism…! ! !

Trade Martin

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.(Barack Obama)

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. ( Not that much, I mostly weat Skinny Jeans)

I wear STILETTOS AND HEELS so I MUST be a STIPPER.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Especially In the Summer.)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.

Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.

Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.

Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me.

My Birthday Month -

SEPTEMBER:

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

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If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

1. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

2. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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4. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

5. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

6. If you don't care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy & paste this into your profile.

7. If you disagree with Teletoon TDI's profile on Noah saying "He is not hot", copy this into your profile.

8. If you believe that Sadie has more potential for a multi-chapter fanfiction than Katie, copy and paste this into your profile.

9. If you are a shipper of Jo/Brick and don't care about the direction that the show went involving the two, copy and paste this into your profile.

10. If you think B/Dawn is a better pairing than Scott/Dawn, copy and paste this into your profile.

11. If you think Cameron is the rightful winner of TDROTI (WTF were you thinking, American voters?!) copy and paste this into your profile.

1. 90% Of Chris McClean Fans would die if Chris jumped of a cliff. Paste on your page of your the. 10% Yelling, "Chris, toss me the Million!"

2. 98% of the teen population does or has tried smoking pot. if your one of the 2 that hasn't, copy this onto your profile.

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4. 92% of American teens would die if ambercrombie and Fitch/American eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. if you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this into your profile.

5. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

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10. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

One more heart that will never love.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.
The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one won't give up.

Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy, I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"

In memory of the Colombian University students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"