... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R. Complete.

PostDeathly Hallows. While Harry is immured in the headmaster's office viewing Snape's memories, Hermione takes action of a different sort. (Pre-romance)

"You are not him. You lack sorrow. You lack hate. It's not that you've forgotten, but that you were never there." Chaos stirs as Uchiha Sasuke switches places at the worst possible time. A Road to Ninja story.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

When an old friend commits suicide during his stay at a psychiatric treatment facility, Sasuke infiltrates as a patient to find out what went wrong. But there are more secrets in the Restricted Ward than he's ready to hear. It's enough to drive you crazy. AU

Yes, the Akatsuki have turned into cats, original, no? But the girl that finds them is not what she seems, by any means. What is the connection between Akatsuki and this girl? Read to find out. OCXDeidara at some point, T for language and such.

This raven's name was Ciel. He was very elegant when standing, though when flying, he was slightly noisy. Most ravens laughed at him; that is, except for Sebastian. Sebastian took a liking to Ciel. He told himself that he would look after Ciel, even at the cost of his life. Rated T for language, sexual themes, and violence, all in later chapters. You've been warned. :U

Chihiro's a young woman, finally out into the world on her own. And she could care less. Memories of her days in the Spirit World still haunt her and beckon her back. But when she arrives will she finally find peace? Or realize it was less than she expected?

She had the Pocky ; He had the smirk. It was their trademark thing. SasuSaku. AU.

After a Disney Movie Marathon, Sakura begins to contemplate which Disney Prince better suits her taste in romanticism and if Fairytales truly exist… SPOILERS for Tangled

-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.

What do you NEED? Different aspects of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs applied to Drakken and Shego’s daily lives in no particular order. Add a spoonful of uncomfortable silences, and we’re good to go. Drakken/Shego.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

A few years after the manga: Sasuke managed to kill his brother, but there is no feeling of relief. He uses Sakura to fill the emptiness within his heart in a way she did not expect. Rating just to be safe. Sasuke x Sakura FINISHED!

[SasukexSakura] Sasuke is being Sasuke and Sakura is being Sakura.

Is there a pair more dysfunctional than Sasuke and Sakura? Neji and Tenten share a conversation about Konoha’s favorite couple and learn a little more about themselves in the process. Light one-shot.