It's his Pond's wedding night, and The Doctor decides to (probably because he forgot a gift for them in the first place) take them on a honeymoon trip through the stars to a calm alien planet. However, all doesn't exactly go to plan when the trio accidentally crashes another wedding. A certain Watson wedding. Complete with the one and only, Sherlock Holmes. (WHOLOCK CROSSOVER!)

Though he would never admit it, Thorin sheltered a secret desire to be a constable and fancied himself rather good at solving mysteries. So it was that he accepted the challenge of discovering the identity of Kili's attacker. Follows "A Racing Problem" but can be read alone.

"Go! Go! Go!" Fili bellowed, whishing he was allowed to chase his brother, threating bodily harm as they did in their training sessions.

"I'm right here." Thorin squeezed Kili's hand. "You're home. I found you in the Wilds." But where was Fili?