Never Mind the Turtles
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Joined 04-07-13, id: 4650709, Profile Updated: 10-19-13
Author has written 10 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Doctor Who.

This is the author. She is, as considered by some, quite young. (Of course, there are those who think that she is so horribly old, but there are two sides to every question, aren’t there?). She’s average by all accounts; average weight, height, hair color (brown), eyes (green). Average personality—nice enough but not a saint, notably sarcastic though not meanly so. Her talents lie mostly in writing, and she aspires to being a published author someday.

Mortal Instruments fiction can be expected of her, namely of the Malec variety, as well as Doctor Who, Welcome to Night Vale, and a smattering of other things that catch her fancy.

The author thanks you for your patience and hopes that you enjoy her work.

Turtles can also be found at FictionPress.com: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/928164/Jessaca-Rose-Lewis

and eventually on Archive of Our Own, Figment, and blogspot.com, when she gets around to it. She would appreciate it if you would give her nonfanfiction short stories a look.

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Alec and a Half by Latest From The Asylum reviews
Alexandra has a crush on the infamous warlock Magnus Bane, but to her dismay he's not anything close to 'straight'. But after making a gender-bending deal with a back ally fairy, how far is she- or now, he- willing to go to catch the warlock's attention? -Cover by She-be of deviantart-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Pound of Flesh by Latest From The Asylum reviews
Souls are lost. Souls are sold. Such is the nature of hell. In the clash between heaven and hell, Alec Lightwood's life is lost. While mourning, Magnus is approached by his father Vetis. He makes a deal with the demon and Alec is brought back in perfect health. But every pact with hell comes with a price… and it's not always what the bargainer intended.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,795 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Miracle by Latest From The Asylum reviews
The end of the world didn't find the Lightwoods unprepared. They would have likely survived to see a new world if it weren't for the deadweight they find in Clary Fray and Simon Lewis: two teens that have only dealt with zombies in video games. But fate works in strange ways and once paths cross, it is surprisingly hard to disentangle them. AU collab with DoctorTheTwitch
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B.
That's What It Is by Rasiaa reviews
It's all stumbling apologies for weeks.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Clary F. - Complete
Perihelion by Spun reviews
'"Guilt is powerful," he said. "It has teeth and claws and once it sinks them into you, it doesn't let go. You'll spend the rest of your life wondering what you could've done differently. I know guilt, Alec, and you don't want to do this to yourself."' Max dies. Alec doesn't fall apart, but only because Magnus holds him together.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Snippets by Spun reviews
One hundred and fifty one-sentence Magnus/Alec fics - everything from angst to crack to pure fluff. "I don't think writing 'Property of Magnus Bane' on the back of my jeans is the 'subtle sign of possession' you were looking for."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Pride Goeth by Spun reviews
Magnus is attractively arrogant. Alec is horrendously sick for two days, but he gets to be right for once, so it's worth it. "We should call it a holiday. 'The Day Alec Was Right and Magnus Was Wrong'."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
MAGNUS: The Owner's Guide and Manual by Latest From The Asylum reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of our new MAGNUS unit!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Magnus B. - Complete
Blue by Spun reviews
Magnus is all about color. Alec isn't, though not for lack of trying. "If you ever get fired from being High Warlock, you'll have a lucrative career as the paint person in a Home Depot or something."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
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Father's Day reviews
"The way Magnus lights up, it's like Alec has said yes already. Which, as he gets ready for bed, he realizes he has." Title pretty much explains all.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Demon, Angel, Timelord reviews
Post-CoLS. After breaking up with Alec, Magnus runs into a familiar character with a familiar blue box. Doctor Who/Mortal Instruments crossover. If you are not familiar with Doctor Who and especially the Tenth and Eleventh Doctors, chances are you will be very confused. Pairing Magnus/Alec, NOT Magnus/Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - 10th Doctor, Alec L., Magnus B.
Where Your Demons Hide reviews
I know where your demons hide in the dark and whisper to you and I know what they say.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Scraps reviews
A collection of short, one to three sentence Magnus/Alec (mostly) fics, ranging anywhere between depression/suicide to pure fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Nightmare reviews
It's just a dream, only a dream.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Alec L. - Complete
Pyxis reviews
Magnus finds a way to remove his demon side and become mortal by means of a Pyxis. Malec, oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Happy Boyfriend Day reviews
Magnus comes up with a new holiday, con glitter. Super short oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Pets reviews
Magnus adopts two guinea pigs. Alec is not appreciative. And even though Magnus swore they were both male...Oneshot, Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Alec L. - Complete
Forever, Darling reviews
Alec just can't take it anymore, Magnus finds that without him life's not worth living. Undoubtedly the most depressing thing I've written to date. Rated T for suicide/depression. **Trigger warning: suicide**
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Not Trivial reviews
Magnus tells Alec he's not trivial; Alec doesn't believe him. A peek into Magnus's mind on this subject. Probably the lowest-quality thing I've posted on here.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete