Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.

She passes him a note because she's bored during Binns' class. It's funny how the butterfly effect works, because a piece of parchment with some ink on it — a mere relief from boredom — will now change the outcome of the future war. The tiniest of actions can have the biggest of impacts. [Eventual fem!Harry/Draco; starts Fifth Year; AUish; Will be a LONG story.]

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

Muggle AU – Meet-Cute. When Draco runs into his Aunt and cousin on the way to work he doesn't expect the encounter to end with him somehow accidentally scoring a date with quite possibly the hottest guy on Earth.

There seems to be an infestation of ghosts? or was it memories? roaming around Hogwarts. Classes get disrupted, meals get postponed, teachers and students get walked through; there is chaos at Hogwarts that year, but is it only happening in Hogwarts; that is what the Order of the Phoenix are trying to figure out. All they know, is that it is about the future. FEM! Potter

Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.

A Twice-Blessed demigoddess is born, and she's got a lot of work to do. Operating under multiple prophecies and fighting two wars, Helen Potter rises to the challenge with enough time left over to destroy her enemies and fall in love. Of course, nothing less could be expected from the Daughter of Ares and Aphrodite. Fem!Harry.

COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.

From the prompt: "What if one day everyone was brewing Amortentia and Harry walks in. Of course, he doesn't know what they're brewing, so the first thing he says is 'Why does the room smell like it's drenched in Malfoy's cologne' and then everyone, including Draco, just looks at him."

What if Harry had been born Kali Potter? What if Kali had been beautiful? What if Kali learned how to use that beauty as a weapon at a very young age? What if her work as a child model meant that Kali was already used to some fame? The Wizarding World gains a powerful young femme fatale in the making who won't allow herself to be used as a sacrificial lamb. FemHP/?

The final TPG/TPW installment. In which Jaimee "Harry" Potter learns, once and for all, that all Malfoys really do get what they want. Even if, sometimes, they need to make a few mistakes along the way to get it. Hilarity, madness and family fun ensues!

That fateful night in Godric's Hollow, something inside James Potter had changed forever. Becoming the youngest Minister of Magic ever to be appointed, he became obsessed with finding the Dark Lord and avenging the death of his wife. Unfortunately, his pursuits are about to lead him straight back to the daughter he's neglected for 14 years. Semi-AU. DM/femHP. COMPLETED. 02.18.16.

"Jason. My name is Jason." "Er...What?" "Did it ever occur to you, Potter, that my name may not be two unassociated nouns connected together to form some random nonsense word?" Griphook decides to teach at least one wizard about the pitfalls of making cultural assumptions.

AU: Fem!Harry. Melinda has survived a lot in her short life, including giant snakes, horrible relatives, and a madman out for her blood. But now, after her first adventure as a demigod, she faces one of her toughest challenges yet. Can she juggle everything and still help her brother save their cousins tree and the camp?

Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.

Avada Kedavra'. A six year old Hariel Potter traces the strange marks on her skin, wondering at the meaning of the words her soulmate will speak. An eleven year old Hariel Potter is appropriately horrified when she puts the pieces together. Female Harry and Soulmate AU- Indentifying marks

You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)

COMPLETE. Hattie Potter is consummately professional on the job, even if her bastard ex-husband is a co-worker. Nonetheless, circumstances conspire against her and she finds herself put on paid leave against her will. Andromeda thinks this is perfect, and sends Hattie off to southern Italy with orders to sunbathe, flirt with cute boys and maybe have a summer fling. Fem!Harry/Blaise

COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

AU. Fem!Harry: She didn't have a home until she came to Camp Half-Blood, she never knew friendship until she met those inside the camp. Those like herself. It wasn't until she met him that everything began to make complete sense. And so the Sky and Sea collide. Percy/Fem!Harry.

The problem with alluding to secrets, of course, is that they can be so easily misunderstood. Or why the entirety of Wizarding Britain is convinced that James Potter, Sirius Black, and Lily Evans are in a happy threesome.

In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.

An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"

Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings

AU: Fem!Percy. Poseidon thought she had died with Sally, but when she arrives at Camp Half-Blood twelve years later things once thought known have to be rethought. One question remains; Where has the daughter of Poseidon been?

Sirius waits and waits for Andromeda to come, but she never did—Sirius, Andromeda and that winter night from what seemed to be centuries ago. 24/100.

Sirius thought that the both of them would be together in duels, back-to-back, watching out for one another—Sirius, Bellatrix and an autumn day years ago. 23/100.

No one will ever remember that the one who comforts Narcissa Black after a rejection was Sirius Black —Sirius, Narcissa and that winter day in the Room of Requirement from their youth. 22/100.

They were smart enough to never mention that Walburga ever went to Potter Manor the day after her son ran from home. 21/100.

Orion Black confronts his son before he leaves 12 Grimmauld Place forever. Orion, Sirius and the ever-growing chasm between them. 20/100.

"You have an answer for me?" he says, and he gives me that intense look again, as if he's trying to read my mind. "Yes," I say, and I don't know why this feels so terribly wrong, but it does. "My answer is yes." / UPDATED 5/5/13.

Lily visits the coffee shop because Sev works there, even though he's got a completely obnoxious coworker with admittedly fantastic hair.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP

"I'd like to assign the two of you a special, undercover mission," Dumbledore says, his wrinkled fingers steepling on his desk. "I require two Order members to pose as a newlywed couple."

The Capitol thought they knew it all. Peeta and Katniss, the star-crossed lovers from District 12. So, bogus or not, what happens when the brutal, gorgeous Cato lays his claim?

"T-t-tributes!due to unforeseen- unforeseen. Unanticipated trials. All cameras are down. Until further notice all communication is down. The Dark Days have returned! Hunger Games on hiatus!" Multiple pairings.

AU: Fem!Percy! They thought the war was over and that Kronos was gone, his essence scattered. They soon learn that's not completely true, and just in time for Gaea to make a rise to power. A new Age is coming, but will the gods be apart of it? Better yet, will the world still stand when you destroy the obvious?

That smile was for Potter now, and she was beautiful for him – just for him. Snape knew it. He could tell. She was lit up from the inside and it was Potter who did that to her. L/J [Snape POV]. One-shot.

AU: Fem!Percy. The Story of Atalanta, one of the few female heroes, was never recorded by mortals correctly. What is the truth, and what does it have to do with Annabeth Chase and Atalanta Jackson?

AU: Fem!Harry. Percy Jackson wasn't the only demigod child of Poseidon, there was one other. With the war against Voldemort finally over, what does it mean for Olympus? Is Percy the child of Prophecy, or is his older sister? The Forgotten Daughter Sequel.

AU: Fem!Harry. It might not last, it may end in disaster. But when their eyes meet, she knows it'll be worth it in the end. One-shot for The Sea's Daughter.

No one would believe it, but it actually hadn't been his idea. LJSmut. Lemon.

Summary: AU: Fem!Harry. Melinda Potter thought she had no family alive, she never believed she was special. belittled and abused by her relatives she hadn't counted on finding a home at Hogwarts, and a family along the way. She hadn't counted on being a Half-Blood in more ways then one.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

One-shot. Father-daughter bonding time. Lily feels insecure, and Harry reassures her and cares for her like he used to when she was little. Based on my relationship with my own father and the teenage wish to go back to the simple days of childhood.

It started with a wand. A wand with a brother. And this brother wand, a girl shall wield. And with this girl came War. And with War, came her lover, Plague. Plague lead to his brother Death. And it all ended in Victory.

James and Lily start hijacking one another's rounds in order to sneak off to entirely inappropriate Hogwarts locales. LJSmut. Lemon.

In which Garrett Malfoy throws a tantrum, storms out on his mother and winds up getting lost smack in the middle of Diagon Alley. What's a miniature, 5-year-old little Malfoy son supposed to do! A short & sweet family oneshot. TPG/TPW Universe. HP&GM.

Various outtakes from my fanfiction: Inside My Mind. Featuring: Sexual harassment and sexual questions.

James comes up with a nickname.

Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

The first time Draco Malfoy was staring at Harry Potter was before everybody else even knew who she was. A short and sweet collection of Draco's memories. DM/femHP. Semi-AU. Oneshot.

Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.

For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Lily finds James after a particularly grueling Quidditch practice. LJoneshot ::Mature::

This is the story that goes along with Ginny and Harry as she is pregnant with little James Sirius Potter. Please Read and Review!

Upon resting atop the head of the only Weasley girl, the Sorting Hat makes a different choice; Send the daughter of lions into the den of snakes. But can this rewriting of history make a difference upon the entwining fates of Ginny and The-Boy-Who-Lived?

Because boys will be boys and Draco Lucius Malfoy really did just have a rather odd way of showing Harriet Jamie Potter his affection...And that he really liked her hair. DM/femHP. AU Hogwarts. Oneshot.

In the final NEWT exam, Albus Dumbledore watches four students answer a question he himself had requested to be put in. What is love? Four students, four essays, and one delighted Professor.

After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.

Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU

TPG/TPW Universe. Oneshot. It's just another one of those picture perfect Sundays for our picture perfect family. DM/femHP.

Set in the TPG/TPW Universe. Oneshot. Little Hailene Potter Malfoy is very curious about something and decides to ask some of the Malfoy males in the Manor a very interesting question. Hence, the vicious cycle.

TPG Sequel: As the Mistress of the Malfoy family and the Ministry’s top Unspeakable, Jaimee “Harry” Potter discovers the time management, stealth, sanity and morning sickness necessary to become the perfect wife. Hilarity ensues! DM/femHP. COMPLETED!

James receives a note from his girlfriend, asking him to meet her somewhere unusual. ::Mature::

Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!

As if Slughorn wasn't bad enough already, now you'll never be able to see him again without spontaneously combusting from shame.

Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.

For years Ginny Weasley has tried to stop her feelings for Harry Potter. She's even uprooted her life. But what happens when it's time to come face to face with him again?

Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU

It's supposed to smell differently to each of us, according to what attracts us.

Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

She sat at our kitchen table doing those stupid word puzzles in The Daily Prophet.She'd be doing this tomorrow, and the next day, and probably every day for the rest of her life.I wanted to be there to see her do them all. [HG]

A case of selfinflicted laryngitis leads to some interesting repercussions for Lily Evans. LJ oneshot

James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.

Christmas tart making gets a bit out of hand when, much to Lily's dismay, James decides to boil his batch of dough in the fireplace.

6th in the series. Harry thinks he has learned all he needs to, until a problem arises in class one day. The first five are alluded to.

Fourth in the series. Draco and Harry should know better than to antagonize Snape. His revenge: 'the talk' with Hagrid.

Professor McGonagall gives Harry the talk, but he is determined not to go through it alone. Third in the series. I suggest reading the other two first, as they are referenced.

Spin off of the Most Horrible Thing. Severus gives 'the talk' to Draco and Harry. I would suggest reading the first one first, because it is referenced. Oneshot.

Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! Ginny is convinced to be in a reality show against her better judgement. Who is the hunk all the women are fighting over? We know him. We love him. But in my story, Ginny's never met him. Mild language. COMPLETE. Sequel started.

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

Hermione is trying to heal a scar of Harry’s for a charms assignment when he misinterprets “Is it hard yet?”

In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE

The morning after her mother's annual Christmas party, Ginny wakes up to find herself not in her usual state... and a little something else lying with her in bed. (Sequel to "The Woes of Christmas Parties)

Ron deals with his pregnant wife, goes shopping, spys on Harry and Ginny, and finds out Harry has a weird STD? Does Harry have green balls or is it just a HUGE misunderstanding? Will Hermione shoot Ron for being a snoop? Read find out what causes back pr

Rushing off to her mother's dreadful annual Christmas party, Ginny remembers a certain Christmas party that changed her life forever. Written for Checkmated's Holiday Challenge

HG, oneshot. Boredom can drive us to do some silly things...

[Complete] A forced reading of Shakespeare's, 'A Midsummer Night's Dream,' leads Harry to a discovery about love. HG

Pre-OotP: Harry shows that some things are better said in letters. What does Ginny think? A short HG story.

WIP, H/G, Ginny POV. Ginny battles with her conscience over her feelings for Harry. Chapter 4 now up! This fic is now COMPLETED!! R/R

H/G R/Hrm. A group of fifth year girls, including Ginny Weasley, make a love potion and the results are disastrous!

Ron overhears Harry and Ginny and jumps to the wrong conclusion

Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.