Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-

Uchiha Sasuke dreams of the sky. After ten years, he begins to dream with the sun as the shadows in his memories begin appearing with startling clarity—and everything seems connected to this stranger who returned with covered eyes he longs to see.

Ed managed to prove that he was truly from a different world, and Alfons finds himself captive in Ed's dream of opening the Gate. HeiEd, premovie, AU.

There are so many 'what ifs' in life. What if the fox had never attacked? What if someone, anyone, had seen the misery of a little boy left alone in this world and decided to change that? Chapter 25 - Old Habits Posted!

Something brought Naruto through the blizzard, against the monstrous abominations, and into the arms of Konoha. Now he must fight the horrors of his past to survive the horrors of the future.

A keen blade can be as soothing as a mother's lullaby. Unsheathe me, child, and I will sing for you.

Naruto was going to be gone for a week, so why did it take an entire year, instead? How different are the people he left behind? How different is he? Can he ever really go back to the place he called home and the people he called family NaruSasuNaru

What if Konoha was the weakest hidden village? What if it was just a huge slum? The Rookie 9 have just graduated, and now they must face their problems to better the future of Konoha. An epic tale of romance, determination, and hardship.

She could bring the heavens crashing down with one kiss, a goddess in a desolate land. He was her most devout worshipper and from someone so divine, rewards were always sweet. *Warning*: sexual themes, shotacon. *On Hiatus

Duo, possessing psychic powers, is invited to a special institute for gifted students. Everything seems normal enough but there’s something going on behind the scenes. What does it have to do with Duo and his new friends and will they find out in enough t

The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach

After becoming Champion, Satoshi doesn't know where he wants his life to go. But when he goes to a place he's visited in the past, he finds himself visiting the past quite literally, with a bitter and lovesick Shigeru along for the ride. Palletshipping.

Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi

The telltale signs and ultimate 'how to's on falling in love with your best friend. IchiRuki AU.

A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU

Sequel to TIA. Seven years have passed since the Fullmetal Alchemist disappeared, and since then war has taken a deep hold on the nation. The enemies of the State have formed an alliance and the State's shaky foundation may not survive. RoyxEd

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

Hyuuga Neji ... and Uchiha Itachi ... in a beauty salon. Yes, it may SOUND crazy. But with paranoid little brothers, lecherous Akatsuki leaders, schemes, and any sort of plot thrown out the window, it doesn't just sound crazy ... it IS. CRACK

AU/Yaoi/Lemon- Naruto is sick of wanting something he supposedly can't have and Minato finds himself unable to refuse. Now if only things would stay that simple. Mina/Naru, one-sided Sasu/Naru. Despite attempts at rewriting now DISCONTINUED!

Green, Red, and Leaf. He told himself it was all intentional, but it still felt like he'd been left behind.

What if the Fox Demon never existed? [.. he doesn't think Naruto can survive without them.] AU.

It didn’t matter, after all, what happened to him. Not as long as Al was back to normal.

Awakening from a coma, Naruto has to deal with a traitorous mind and a body bent on destruction. Sequel to Silence of the Damned.

Six year old Naruto has his priorities straight: There is nothing in this world more important than his ramen budget. His guardian, Jiraiya, needs to be reminded of this fact every once in a while by hitting him where it hurts the most...in his pants.

To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change

In which the boy who hated everyone met the boy who didn't. AU, RS. Warning: 'noodle' used as a questionable insult in a foreign language.

Tajima suggests that Mihashi might like Abe. At first Abe dismisses the idea, but it nags at him until he faces the possibility that Mihashi could actually like him and maybe Abe even likes him back. AbeMiha

Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.

Three nations pay their respects to a dead poet. This involves a surprising amount of alcohol. France/UK, Ireland OC, various gay historical writers, and Dead Oscar Wilde.

Edward has always given everything for those he loves. This time he may have given too much. Envy and Roy Mustang hold the answers for both his damnation and salvation. Chapter 13: Communication

UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.

In which Arthur has Peter for the weekend, and there is a realisation after some repeated tree-climbing.

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

Backpacking through Southeast Asia with thirteen other strangers wasn't Sasuke's idea of a stress-reliever. Especially after meeting one jaded Westerner who can't seem to accept his own culture. NaruSasuNaru, AU.

On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU

Written for the prompt "when everyone loves you, you can never be lonely". There always seems to be a disconnect between what happens to Toki and what his reaction is.

After a brief stint in juvie for stealing cars, Duo is out and working for his brother's taxi service. Everything changes when he picks up two strange men. The more he tries to escape their world, the deeper he is pulled in. Yaoi.1x2, 3x4 & 5xZechs

On upon entering Hogwarts for an Espada chase, Hitsugaya is miffed. Wands, bratty children, and a whole new atmosphere really doesn't make life easier. BleachHP crossover. INACTIVE, TO BE REDONE IN THE FUTURE

The Gate has sent Edward to Ancient Rome. He has to survive Ten Years before he can go home but that much time can change a person, it can also change a home....EdAlter!Roy....Edvy...ultimately ED x ROY

Hibari's waiting on the miracle that never comes. TYL arc, genfic.

AU The song is all around them, in them, until the sounds are so immense they can’t breathe. Every hair is raised, trembling. This is the shiver feeling. When a moment is so great it's part of everything, and yet at the same time...a mere detail.SasuNaru

KakaNaru, ItaNaru. 3 months after the Akatsuki extermination, problems still abound for 'Fox' soon-to-be-Hokage and recently admitted into the ANBU. His squad captain Kakashi is going mad, his team is acting up, and war looms on more than one horizon.

Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.

Short fic. "Protecting the master is supposed to be my job!" Takes place directly after chapter 28. Raven x Oz, though focused more on their friendship than any romantic subtext.

War brings out the worst in everyone. “Take this. It’s a gun and I don’t give a damn if you’re gonna be squeamish about shooting a man in the head or not. Quite frankly kid, the motherfuckers on the battlefield won’t give a damn either.” AU IR, GR

It's like the Battle of the Sexes, only they are indeed in trouble. With the 14th in the way, Allen is finding it very hard to just be a very good boy.

Tsuna reveals his true fears to Gokudera when lying in the bunk bed that first night. “We couldn’t speak much. But you, no, he looked horrible. Desperate.” One-shot

Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.

In which Jack Harkness is attacked by a stranger with a chip on his shoulder.

Buying barrettes for his girlfriend has turned out to be a hell of a thing. Zack-centric. Zack/Aerith. Zack/Cloud.

Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.

When Uchiha Itachi vanishes, leaving his family’s business in shambles, his younger brother Sasuke finds himself penniless, orphaned, and forced to live with his brother’s abandoned lover. SasuNaruSasu. AU

Maka/Crona. Takes time some place between episodes 24 and 37. Complete and utter fluff. I regret nothing.

After years as ANBU officer Mugen, Naruto must remove his mask to work alongside the man who cost him a teammate and a half to save Uchiha Sasuke from himself.

With a huff that could have been mistaken for a pout — if Uchiha’s pouted that is — Sasuke stepped into the house, ignoring the cold as the bubbles that came into contact with his skin popped, leaving a wet and soapy residue along his legs.

SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.

Sasuke never moans out when he should, but moans when he shouldn't. NaruSasu.

Everyone from Konoha High was successful. Well, everyone but Uzumaki Naruto. His only claim to fame was that he was the personal assistant of the hottest actor in Japan, a man named Sai. NarutoSai.

After being forced to retire from the secret government organization Naruto had been raised to work in since infancy, he goes to Konoha, expecting to live a boring and peaceful life. He should’ve known better. AU. NaruSasu. YAOI.

NaruSasu, SasuNaru. Convictions are what guide a ninja. But with assassinations, misplaced goals, and the threat of Akatsuki to occupy his time, even Naruto can lose his way.

AU. narusasunaru. Konoha Police's Naruto is sent undercover to the University as a student to secretly watch over Sasuke Uchiha. However, things don't always go smoothly when he learns that it is his blood Akatsuki wants, not his charge's.

He's bleeding out, and for the life of her, she doesn't know what to do. Confessions in all the wrong places. BI-SHOT. Contains CITRUS. NaruSaku

AU. It's modern time. There's no question about that. But for a traditional family like Kuchiki, arranged marriages is never archaic. Thus, the story. [ichiruki]Please see: Special Note

A god stuck in a human body, a gunhandling priest, and a human sacrifice with split personalities, together on a journey for a very similar goal: to find the Bijuu. [Continuation of the preview]

Welcome to Sharingan, the newest restaurant in New York City. It's home to one bastard head chef and his motley crew. Enjoy your dining experience, just remember, don't piss off the cook.

Team Gai was not the only group of genin to graduate the year before Team 7, but none of their year-mates are left by the time of the Konoha Chuunin Exam. An extensive exploration of who, why, and what happened to the second genin team.

Naruto is the District Attorney responsible for prosecuting Itachi for murder. Unwittingly, he is thrown into a dangerous conspiracy, where blackmail and deceit become the rule of the day. Can he even trust Sasuke, his long lost best friend? NaruSasuNaru

Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.

Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.

Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3

Hunted for his DNA, Sasuke of the Uchiha experiment can’t afford friendship or honour in the fight for survival, yet a certain idiot might reignite his faith in the human race...or lead them both to extinction [AU. Eventual NaruSasu]

When Naruto is learning how to dance the activity becomes a quest that involves dangerous stunts, wet pants and determent stalkers by default. Well, either that, or Sasuke is just trying to find a way out of teaching him. NarutoXSasuke; Naruto/Sakura; AU

Naruto and Gaara are the only ones left who understand.

Short introspective piece. Somewhere along the line, Tsuna grew up a little.

Tsuna still struggles not to think of himself as No-Good, even though he’s ranked pretty high in some things nowadays, including mafia games.

AU. Borders are lines on a map, lines on a land. The man called Kyuubi breaks the law he once desired to uphold to help others across. For money, for love, for justice. Until one Sasuke Uchiha threatens everything. Not a romance.

Sakura bets her teammates can't best her in genjutsu, and naturally, things get out of hand. slight NaruSakuSasu

When a murder takes place, Naruto finds himself pitted against the Akatsuki and the dirty underworld of Minneapolis. Coupled with the confusing forensic scientist with too many secrets, Naruto wonders if he'll ever manage to crack this case. NaruSasuNaru

Naruto hated bastards with the passion of a thousand suns. Too bad that his new partner is a combination of all that. NaruSasu, AU.

And if El Capitán is determined to dismiss every last childish fancy that crosses his path, let it be known that he does so with very good reason.

Being at the top of school hierarchy, it was Sasuke's 'duty' to make Naruto's life hell. Until the boy saved his life, leaving Sasuke to drown in feelings of regret. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.

Sometimes the good guys don't win against unstoppable odds. Yuffie Kisaragi and the last stand: before Traverse Town, there was the Planet, and before Sora, there was AVALANCHE.

It is the curse of many evil men, and their ultimate tragedy, that they spend their lives seeking goodness, but never touching it. Very onesided Vidal/Mercedes.

-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.

Kyabetsu Hyuuga-Uchiha has a chance encounter with a handsome - and leafy - stranger. Zetsu x OC.

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

Finding out you’ve been killed by your oldest son 11 years ago is tough, but walking in on your youngest son in the middle of intercourse with another man is a whole other thing altogether. NaruSasu

During an argument, Ed says something that makes Roy wonder what his subordinate really thinks of him. :Shounen ai, Challenge Story: COMPLETE!

There are changes happening and openings are being made. New job offers are made and some people are starting new chapters. Lost and Found. Ch 43. READ AND REVIEW or the chappy gets it!

I write slash the only way I can: by making it incomprehensible. A dark and surrealist parody of slash lemons. Rated for implied situations and violence. Roy X Ed.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

A missing princess returns suddenly to her home, a secret organization plots global political overthrow, and the first and only line of defense is five teenage boys whose number of personal problems nearly matches their death toll.

Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."

Naruto is not so sane. [But he hides it well.]

Sasuke's a drifter with a hidden past, Naruto's a cop with the NYPD. How much will their lives change when they meet? Are they doomed from the start? Or can Naruto give Sasuke a whole new life to live to the fullest? Rated T for teen to be safe. Enjoy!

The Kyuubi's true identity, and the reason why it was defeated, even though the seal didn't work. Carnage, death, fury, love. Rated for a teensy bit of gore.

[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.

"I'm scared he'll follow in Minato's footsteps!" It only makes sense that the man who created Naruto's seal would be the one to go to for help when it started breaking. narusaku

This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku

A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.

HP FMA Crossover: They don't care about equivalence, only prophecy. Traveling in a strange world fighting human monsters in skull masks, Ed plans to show them how the world really works.

Getting his car fixed was his main concern. The hot car mechanic was just a bonus. NaruSasu.

ABANDONED. [Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.

[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...

AU heeroDuo ficcy. The boys and Relena were a smalltime rock band until she left for a solo pop career, and they are left without a singer. When Quatre picks a bum off the street, who knew it would affect their lives so much?

He reached out, touched her thin shoulder, bone pressing against his palm. Sakura flinched- tried to hide it, failed miserably- and Naruto stifled the instinctive hurt. A Team 7 OT3 story.

With college just a few days away, this is Sasuke's last chance to experience the one thing that life in the big city just can’t offer. Naru/Sasu Anal, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi

AU fic. It only takes one to change the tides of the universe. An outcast- feared by his own- a clash of light and dark- and a battle that will lead to the awakening of power.

Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.

Life goes on after Sasuke's departure, except for how it doesn't. Three years after Valley at the End, Naruto is trying to mend broken promises, and Sasuke's just trying not to break. Mainly Narusasu. Dark themes.

To bare the body is to bare the soul. The greatest symbol of trust a lover can be given is the ability of one to stand naked before them, without fear or bashfulness. EdxRoy RoyxEd THIS IS YAOI! Homophobes, back away!

Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.

NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.

Naruto, do you think it's dumb for a girl to make the first move? NaruSaku

Based on the song by Frank Sinatra, this is a story of two college students coming from two different worlds. Somehow their paths collided and were forced to share it. The story of fate, love and learning to complement each other. AU IchiRuki. C14 updated

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

1x2 Two souls. One destiny. On opposite sides of a 4000 year old blood war between humans and vampires, hunter Duo Maxwell & scribe Heero Yuy join forces to unravel the dark truth about a lost prophecy claiming Duo can end their curse, but at what cost?

Ino had already made the first move. She had the advantage. [True]Sequel to 'The Art of Unspoken Words'.

In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu

Jiraiya x Orochimaru, pastfic. In which Jiraiya fails to be any good at spicing up his sex life.

They're born to save the world, but there's no manual. Plus, with all the opposites in the group, friction is sure to arise, but they do say that opposites attract…though these boys are bound to set all rules and preconceptions on their ears. On hiatus.

Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.

Heero isn't thrilled when Relena hires someone to plan their wedding, but once he meets the young man, he's downright unhappy. Duo Maxwell is friendly, good looking, and spending way too much time with Relena...Heero's jealousy knows no bounds.

[Naruto x Sasuke] It's sad, but Sasuke loses a lot of his impressiveness when he's drunk and passed out on the floor. Though on the other hand, he looks quite nice when he's soaked in cold beer. Short series. No spoilers.

[SasuNaruSasu.][Now continued.] When the 16 year old ANBU captain Uzumaki Naruto finally gets a chance to bring back Sasuke to Konoha, he is met by a most unexpected surprise. Sasuke is blind.

They were born to save the world, but exactly how do they do that? Plus, with all the opposites in the group, friction is sure to arise, but they do say that opposites attract…though these boys are bound to set all rules and preconceptions on their ears.

Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.

Sai makes up for seventeen years' worth of birthdays in one go, and a super happy funtime is had by all. Well, except Hebi, who are just too cool and morally ambiguous for this party. SakuraSai cracky fluff, fluffy crack, something like that.

[1x2x1] Duo’s exhausted, overworking himself to the point of death and he welcomes it all with open arms. But then mysterious drawings begin to appear, forcing him to rethink his choices, and to remember what and who he left behind... [complete]

Roy Mustang has just been issued the hardest job of his life: turning an adolescent child into a cold blooded murderer. A Gunslinger Girl concept crossover, Please R&R! [manga spoilers, language, death, violence, Parental!Roy and Ed, Royai, Edwin]

The making of a kunoichi. Temari gen.

After war. Heero is living with Duo and is slowly falling in love with him. Problem? Duo's not gay. In fact, he's homophobic. 2x1 yaoi. Warnings: Beware, I never know what I'll write next so everything is on warning.

the faun x Moanna: False dawn in the absence of stars.

Al knows his brother, he's just not so sure about Ed.

Only Kakuzu could see a homicidal woman’s hobby as a way to earn some quick revenue. Konan and Kakuzu crack!friendship.

But man, Sasuke, you've been PMSing an awful lot in the past months. I think it's time to see a doctor about this. AU, boarding school NaruSasuNaru, rated for language.

[Heroes] Claire is thirteen when she first notices it. [Clairecentric, hints of ClaireZach and ClairePeter]

Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed

The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.

Alternate universe. Duo Maxwell is one of the best hunters you could ever find. But what happens when strange visions and an increase in demonic activity make him the hunted? Set in the Supernatural tv series. intended for mature readers. Yaoi parings 1x2

They don't really know about their differences, less so what they have in common. Neither of them really wants to. Short oneshot, Mercedes & Vidal, no romance.

RoyxEd Summery: 19 year old Roy Mustang didn't expect much from life, even while being in the military, until an encounter with an abused child named Edward turns his world upside down. Better explaination inside. RoyxEd people! Chapter 6 is FINALLY up!

Or, Inuzuka Kiba’s Even Longer Day. Kiba is not quite the player he thinks he is. Will there be anyone to appreciate his animal magnetism and rugged charm? [KibaEveryone ftw, NejiTen for the bonus win]

Edward learns something very important on the other side of the Gate. He comes back and tries to teach it to Roy. RoyEd

Yaoi. An innocent camping trip for the G boys evolves into them being flung into another dimesion and granted unique powers. Rated for Duo's mouth and thoughts, also for language, adult situations, future limes. Duo's POV, rating subject to change

One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.

For a moment, the two images had meshed with one another, and Alphonse was his child and his child was Alphonse, and wasn’t that the way it had always been anyway?

When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.

Edward comes to Roy's doorstep one night, but he's completely changed. [Roy[x]Ed] Rating will probably go up.

Ed takes on more than a state alchemist's duties as he is thrown into a mythical world of war, alchemy and dragons. After all, the philosopher's stone is worthy only to a true philosopher. [RoyEd hints]

Edward said ‘yes’ once, but ‘yes’ once does not mean ‘yes’ forever... EdXRoy. Yaoi. Rape:not explicit! Journal style. Rated for theme and language. Oneshot. First Fic. Complete!

When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.

A fainting spell is nothing to worry about. A stomach ache is just the flu. Waking up naked and covered in blood? Now that might take a little explaining. Shonenai NaruSai. Upped the rating.

On a mission, Akamaru and Gamakichi are assigned by their masters to guard their hotel room. Though they hear some suspicious sounds from inside the room, they bravely guard it from threat. Whatever that threat may be. [Oneshot. Implied KibaNaruto.]

What happens when your memories of the ones you truly care about and have grown to love are forgotten? IchiRuki [1st chapter doesn't really give you a good feel for the story]

[SN, yaoi] They start with fake eyelashes, glueing them carefully to his eyelids...

Ichigo finally graduated, after three long years of hell. Now it was time to make a decision that would effect him and his friends for the rest of their lives.

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]

Naruto convinces himself that he is drunk, and Sasuke falls for it. narusasu

There is no best in her triangle, only other. BI SHOT CITRUS NaruSaku, implied SasuSaku

With so little to be sure of in this world, hold me'. Ritsuka tries to ask: will you still love me in the morning? RistukaSoubi

[Oneshot, NaruSasuSaku] Plying wild cells in my keel's shadow, pushing by like hearts. ("Shh, Sakura-chan," he said distractedly. "Your heart just whispered at me.")

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

NaruSasu. Yaoi. Some reflections about Sasuke and Naruto, a meeting between them… and what happens afterwards. Please Read. I'm really not good with summaries. Chapter 12 is rated M. Has a sequel called 'Frogs and Snakes'

SICK of cliched and repetitive stories? APPALLED by bad spelling and grammar? LOVE random capitalisation? Then this, my friend, is the story for you. Now with EXTRA sarcasm.

In a world where virtual reality comes prepackaged in feathers, and where knowledge can literally kill, Naruto introduces a new game to Sasuke and Sakura: one called 'Konoha.' [Fusion with Jeff Noon's Vurt.]

Troubled to the core, Ichigo seems less than he ever was... What could have caused him to break inside so much? The golden life of his fury seems quenched by sorrow and pain...IchigoxRukia, it's angsty and dark. 1st Bleach fic, review! FINISHED!

There are some things not meant to be said. There are some pasts that you cannot escape. Some people that will always hunt you down. And every once in a while, there are special students that reward you for all your teaching...NaruSasuNaru.

Sasuke always had a plan B. Well... almost always. NaruSasu. ***DISCONTINUED***

Things you may or may not have noticed about Orochimaru and Sasuke. CRACK

Naruto gets landed with the job of showing round the narcoleptic new kid, but will he be the one who'll finally get Naruto to knuckle down with his studies? [Naruto x Sasuke] Yaoi.

Jiraiya and Naruto, though love, loss, and growth, somehow completely fail to extricate themselves from each other's life. An unconventional courtship in 20 glances, Jiraiya/Naruto.

Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.

Ichigo has been wounded badly during a routine Hollow extermination. With the family gone, Kon and Rukia must care for him. What will happen as Rukia and Ichigo become closer over time? xIchiRukix

In which Sasuke can’t sleep, Kakashi drinks tea, and the title is meant quite literally. Oneshot.

You think you've gotten used to Sacred Heart Hospital, but in the end, Christmas is always just a little bit crazier than you expected. Complete with brainwashing, poultry, musical numbers, and not quite crossover guest stars.

In a time when a hero is needed most, tragedy befalls Roy Mustang. Someone is aiding the Homunculi from within Central and whispers of a completed Stone echo through the corridors. Can Roy stop this disaster before it’s too late? Roy x Ed COMPLETE

It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.

A patient in a hospital suffering from a traumatic event is visited by a military officer that demands answers about his past. RoyEd

A chance chase after a lost soul leads Ichigo and Rukia beyond the woods we know. They come to face an ancient spirit in its dark realm to rescue the soul, as well as each other. Set between manga ch. 228 and 229. IchiRuki partnership 'fic.

Sasuke and Naruto. The Uchiha District. Teacups. Only your worst enemy can become your best friend. Light NaruSasu.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.

Rainy season comes to Konoha. Set during the timeskip. With appearances by Tsunade, Shizune, Kurenai, Asuma, Anko, Ibiki, Temari, Shikamaru, Genma, Raidou, Iwashi, Rock Lee, Kiba, Kakashi, Sakura, and Shibi. Genfic, one shot, complete.

Wilson sins, House wants to know why. This takes a look at Wilson's darker side, from before the infarction to just before the closing episodes of season two.

Because writing out ‘Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist’ every five seconds would take far too long, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, will hereby be referred to as ‘Subject A’. HOLY CHEESE CHAPTER THREE LIVES.

AU ROYED Life isn't easy for Ed. Disabled and living in an orphanage, he doesn't believe things will ever change. That's until Roy Mustang comes along with his father's will. Can Ed and Roy help each other heal old wounds? Can he forgive his father?

Naruto just wants to go home. Kakashi just wants to find him. Enter Akatsuki. Enter Sound ninjas. Enter the freakshow. Naruto is exposed to the world outside of Konoha and Kakashi remembers why he avoids it.

One missed step, and Naruto does die at the Valley of the End. In the aftermath, Sakura does what must be done.

In the face of increasingly strange events, detective Heero Yuy takes a recent arrest's advice and finds a 'Maxwell'. Where he'll go from there, he doesn't yet know, but it seems like he's on a oneway street to get there. 1x2x1

Mangaverse. When Edward finally outgrows his ports, Roy realizes some feelings never dies. HurtComfort, RoyEd, implied LingEd.

[NarutoGaara fic] The people of Konoha take their water for granted. Gaara shows Naruto how Suna practices water conservation with surprising results.

Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru

Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.

[NarutoGaara pairing] The Kazekage has a problem and Naruto is called in to solve it.

It's indecently hard to get privacy on this ship. Luckily, nobody wants it. Nobody ships like Nami ships: Merryshipping.

Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!

[narutocentric] ...He doesn't plan on ever getting to Eleven.

AU, Naruto, Tayuya. Naruto follows Sasuke to Sound Village in an attempt to keep his promise to Sakura. Why he stays there is another reason entirely.

You look at me and see a twelve-year-old. I want it like that. Who's interested in what goes on in my head? Well... for all I care... Use me as you wish if Al gets the life he deserves. EdxRoy, Ed's POV.

Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.

That day in the forest would be the day that Sasuke finally accomplished his goal... Or would it? [OneShot, Crack Fic.]

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

It's not Duo's average Friday night. Usually, he doesn't have anyone to talk to, and he shouldn't, seeing how he works at East Central City Morgue.

Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext

Just Sasuke and Naruto spending the day together after they finally return home. Oneshot.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Tragedy breeds genius. After the death of his brother, Edward Elric travels the dark paths of scientific enlightenment. mild RoyEd

Edward returns home to find everything not as he left it. Between Al's loss of memories and Roy's family, Ed is sick of being a skeleton in the closet. RoyEd

NaruSasu! Two young shinobi compare their arsenals on a hot summers day, then Naruto proves he's still the Number One Ninja of Surprises. LIME and LEMON, plus kinky things to do with chakra. Yaoi.

GaaNaru. Spoilers for the recent manga chapters. After Gaara's ressurrection Naruto can't sleep the night before they return to Konoha and pays Gaara visit. Mild lime.

Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.

[ GaaNaru ] He comes to you for reprieve, because he has to believe he is whole. You beckon to him because that is all that made you whole.

Rangiku doesn't know why people are always wondering what she sees in Gin.

She can even remember how many clouds were in the sky: Twenty things about Zaraki and Yachiru. Spoilers through recent chapters of the manga.

On the morning Naruto becomes a genin, he has an encounter with a boy very like him. Only this boy's chances are all over...and Naruto's are just starting.

Maito Gai meets a mask, and underneath it, a man. GaiKaka.

AU 3x4,1x2, 5x13. Stuck on a week long Wilderness vacation, Quatre, the loser, finds himself knee deep in trouble because of a tall and gorgeous forest ranger.

AU. She was the night he hunted. He was the night hunter she despised. But Fate has a way of twisting the cycle so that none of the darkness will be further recognized. [IchigoxRukia], among others.

Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.

Yesterdays, tomorrows, and an actor without a motivation. Kankurou POV, KanTema.

On the eve of the Chuunin Exams, during his training with Jiraiya, Uzumaki Naruto is going to learn the hard way that some enemies just can't be beaten without use of a more... Indirect approach...

[Sesshoumaru x Kagome] Kagome was a really bad mother, Sesshoumaru decided. She was irrational, hysterical, and she wouldn’t even let him kill his own child.

This story brought to you by a 3:00am heat wave. It was hot in Central, to understate in massive proportions.

This fic contains FMA end of series spoilers, do not read if you don't want to be spoiled. FMA&Harry Potter crossover, but I promise this one makes sense. Professor Edward Elric takes an interest in a brilliant student by the name of Tom Marvolo Riddle.

Just Naruto, Sasuke, and the quiet hum of the refrigerator. Oneshot.

CRACK fic: Jiraiya hates that creepy bastard.

AU, dark. Roy Mustang reflects on the past while awaiting execution. You're here to pretend you can offer me forgiveness?

(AUShonen ai)Life isn't boring until you get a dose of excitement. Even educators need some spice in their life. NaruSasu

Naruto, Gaara, and the Kazekage hat. Naruto is sent to Suna Gakure and gets to spend time with the Kazekage. GaaNaru oneshot

Growing pains are hard to deal with...especially when the pains fight back. Sasu/Naru and Kaka/Iru fic yaoi. Don't like, don't read.

GaaNaru. When Naruto visits Sunakagure, he brings storms with him.

Cliche as crackers. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, birthdays, symbolism, fluff and Come, Come Paradise. (NaruSasu, one-shot)

When you go, leave behind something beautiful. Hayate and Genma.

Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)

Elliot is just an ordinary new trainer. He has no new pokemon or special destiny. But something strange is going on. Unexplainable oddities are piling up, and hidden secrets are surfacing. Beneath the seeming normality of the world lies...

It was natural. Meaningless. Simple, to want to spend some time, just a little time, in. Inside. That. Narusasu. Henge no jutsu. Got Kink?

Kabuto knows that a ninja is built lesson by lesson, and although he uses what he's been taught, he'd like to think, under different circumstances....

I don't like it when people call Niisan short.

Duiren's alchemist is dead, and his basement's filled with vicious chimera, and a...homunculus? Edward and Alphonse investigate. --pre-series, no spoilers; crossover with GWing--

The pilots discover the side effects of being Gundam pilots without Gundams.

Long Odds Prequel. A slice of Duo's history at the Maxwell church.

Another day, another dollar. SasuSakuNaru a few years down the road.

Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?