Chi-Goldenheart-the-Wolf
This is my profile!!!! OK, here goes nothing! Name: The first letter starts with one of the 26 letters of the alphabet. You can figure it out J (Just call me Chi!) Age: Between 1-9 million! Gender: Well, as you can see by my fan-girliness, I am a girl! And a pretty darn proud one at that! Favorite TV Shows: GLEE!!! ADVENTURE TIME! Regular Show, Sonic X (some episodes), Ninjago (don’t ask lol), Incredible Crew, The Amazing World of Gumball, Danny Phantom (I watch re-reuns, it was my favorite growing up!) Favorite Songs: *whistles* here we go—Jonsi-Go Do, Grouplove-Tonguetied, Save the Arcade-Shut Up I Love You, The Donnies, The Amys- BoxerClover, Opus Orange-Almost There, Breathe Carolina- Blackout, ANY Marina and the Diamonds song, ANY Michael Jackson song, Linkin Park- Numb, Blondie- Call Me, Daft Punk- One More Time, The Big Pink- Dominos, Peter Bjorne and John- Young Folks, ANY GLEE SONG COVER, Swedish House Mafia- Don’t You Worry Child, Jesse J. – Domino, Neon Trees- Animal (and Everybody Talks), Foster the People- Pumped Up Kicks, Fun., We Are Young (and Some Nights), Tom Meyers ft. El May- Me My Friends, Darwin Deez- Radar Detector, The Killers- All These Things That Ive Done, Bowling For Soup- 1985 (and Highschool Never Ends), Passion Pit- Carried Away (and Mirrored Sea), Zedd ft. Foxes Clarity, The Weekend- High For This, Prince Royce- Corazon Sin Cara, Rihanna ft. Mikky Ekko- Stay, ANY Rihanna song, Afrojack ft. Chris Brown- As Your Friend, ANY Owl City Song, ANY The XX song, ANY Florence the Machine song, Any Bruno Mars song, Icona Pop- I Love It, ANY Train song, Gavin DeGraw- Not Over You, ANY Blood On the Dancefloor song (especially IDGAF and Bitches Get Stitches), ANY Plain White Ts song, Any Justin Timberlake song, ANY Maroon 5 song, One Republic- Secrets, ANY Ke$ha song, Rob Thomas- Mockingbird, Matchbox Twenty- How Far We’ve Come, Gym Class Heroes ft. Ryan Tedder- The Fighter, ANY Taylor Swift Song, ANY Nikki Minaj song, ANY Shakira song, ANY Brittany Spears song, ANY Black Eyed Peas song, ANY Sonic the Hedgehog theme song, ANY Katy Perry Song, ANY La Roux song, ANY Alicia Keys song, ANY One Republic song, ANY Adele song, ANY The Dream song, ANY Frank Ocean song, AND FINALLY, Thriving Ivory- Angels on the Moon. Description: I'm fat. I know I am. And frankly I couldn’t give a damn. (AND NO IM NOT OD FAT BUT just chubby… Yeah chubby lets go with that.) My mom says I'm pretty, and I want to believe her, but then again, moms always think their kids are pretty. Also, I'm 5’5’’ in height, thankfully not to short nor too tall. I'm quite a bit lighter than my mom (Yeah try to guess my weight now! :D). Also, due to my body, I absolutely SUCK at sports! Also: I DESPISE TRIANGLES!! Ethnicity/Race: Spanish from birth to death! I LOVE BEING SPANISH! DEAL WITH IT! (Dominican to exact :3) Birth Place: The USA, in New York! (Come and find me if you dare!) Now if I had to name three good things about my appearance, it would be these: 1: I love my hair. It's curly brown, but not too curly, just slightly curled and I have this semi-bang that I tuck behind my ears. (It always falls though) 2: My ears. They are not too big, not too small and the left one has a nick in it! And plus I adore earrings so yeah! 3: My nails. They are always growing and painted. (I love getting complements on them! And I get a lot!) Anyway, let’s move on from my crappy (NOT RATCHED (or ratchet)) appearance, shall we? If you like Phantom of the Opera Please Copy and Paste this onto your Profile. If you think Mephiles the Dark is the greatest villain in the Sonic series, copy and paste this into your profile. ...S... Put this Shadow the Hedgehog has more fangirls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Shadow could take over the world if he wanted to, put this on your profile. If you are a Sonic fan and hate the haters of Sonic games, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Jesus' girl 4ever, powerrangersfangirl22, Zippylovesshadow, TheRealChiWolf, I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. (C’mon guys I bawled when I read this, don’t ignore the sadness!) I, TheRealChiWolf, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews... Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I LOVE GAY PEOPLE BUT IM NOT GAY -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- "People often ignore the simple things in life. If someone really annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. On the other hand, it only takes 4 muscles to reach over and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head!" (DAMN STRAIGHT!) -- --
-- -- -- -- If you have ever yelled "FOR NARNIA!" ANYwhere, copy and paste this into your profile. Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Officer, I Swear To Drunk, I'm Not God! -- -- -- -- -- 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- If you: love to read and act crazy, FOR ALL OF THOSE OUT THERE THAT HAVE A 'DISORDER' OR HAS BEEN LABELED IN ANY WAY- You don't have a conduct disorder, you're a revolutionary You don't have a personality disorder, you're a philosopher You aren't bipolar, you're an artist You don't have an attachment disorder, you're a healer You're not ADD you're an inventor You don't have a general anxiety disorder, you're an activist You don't have an oppositional defiant disorder, you're a leader You don't have a social anxiety disorder, you're a humanitarian Youre not autistic, you think outside the box You're not ADHD, you're a KID! Copy and paste if you hate being labeled and having people say things about your mind just to get money. Copy and paste if you want to be who you are and add your name to this ongoing list: Girl on Fire 75, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, zippylovesshadow, TheRealChiWolf, Amy: Do I ever cross your mind? Sonic: No A: Do you like me? A: Would you live for me? I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, Shadow, and Ninjago, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101, MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919, xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565, darkangelxx22xx, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, zippylovesshadow, TheRealChiWolf, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, .xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, DaughterOfKronosPlzDon'tKillMe, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna,Zippylovesshadow, TheRealChiWolf, 7 Ways to scare your roommates (This will be fun *insert wicked evil grin here*) 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." DORMITORY: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY: 1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy." 2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop." 3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" 4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!" 5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?" 6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy." 7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex." 8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?" 9. "Damn, there go the lights again..." 10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them." 11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?" 12. "Ooooops!" Girl: just so you know i am extremely mad at you "Don't worry, I'm so over him. I honestly don't ca-" I didnt fall for him... When you find a real man... Him: What time should i ask to be home? Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again. (*barfs* Im sorry but its gross yet so true) Girl: your amazing Boy: who do you like Guys are horrible creatures Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. (*barfs again* why is this so true?) Ohh my, you clearly are oblivious to the fact that your eyes do so much damage. I love him, Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone. I got a dig bick! You read that wrong! Pervs…. I was sad when i found out that you were taken... They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little convo? Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. I didn't fall for you... You tripped me. We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it. Its hard to pretend you love someone when you dont but its even harder to pretend you dont love someone when you really do I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW! (XDD) I wish they sold hearts at walmart. I would buy them in bulk so when one gets broken I can shug it off and say it's ok I got more... then I would never feel this pain again. (Cheesy, yes. True? Yes.) "Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess." Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly! he Said "i love you" and i sneezed and said "ohh sorry;; But im Alergic to :.B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t. Every time i walk pass you my words jumble into something stupid ...so i come out with something like...i like your phone...it's very small..(awkward silence) I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow? ;) Virginity is like a bubble, one tiny prick and it's gone. (*barfs a third time*) .heres to the losers that lost us.& the lucky bastards that will meet us. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. (And I KNOW that there ain’t nobody that got time for dat!) GUY: you look familiar If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing? (YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID) Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. (GROSS...) Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks. When life gives you lemons trade them for guys. (Actually, make grape juice and watch life wonder how you did it!) Friends aren't supposed to be jealous A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary (lulz) Girls don't make mistakes, we date them. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. Don't be surprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs u in a bag in the middle of the night because i asked for you for Christmas Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, .xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, DaughterOfKronosPlzDon'tKillMe, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, zippylovesshadow, TheRealChiWolf, if you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/ wrench/ect./ out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile. (Amy!) There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. (TRUE!) I wear black because it blends well with my soul. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. (yayy) The words 'Can you get up and do this simple thing for me?' never seem to register in my brain. Deja vu- when you've done something you think you've done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see. Would you like a cookie? That makes two of us. Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. My mullet is better than yours . . . it's been blowtorched, and it comes OFF! Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil. I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found. EVER WONDER: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? (OH, NO.) Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? (Ah. Good point!) Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? (xDD) If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? TEACHER: Manic, what did we say about loud voices?! MANIC: You didn't say anything about drums. TEACHER: *explodes* (Sonic underground? XD) Girls (I just LOVE being compared to an apple...) Dear Yahoo, Dear 6, Dear Noah, Dear America, Dear Impossible, Dear Dad, I think you took the Got-Your-Nose Game a little too seriously. Sincerely, Voldemort Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. Music is my life, my past, my future, my everything. Music is ALL of me. I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? -- -- -- -- -- -- Person: Hola! Spanish person: *speaks fast mad Spanish* Person: DUDE SLOW DOWN! DORA DIDN'T TEACH ME THAT YET!!! (… Srsly, that was OD lulz! ) Girl's status: *is now single* Boy: Haha what a lose- wait that's my girlfriend :l Remember in third grade when the teachers said we need to learn cursive because we're going to use it for the rest of our lives? Haha they lied (SO true. We learned in second grade. But they never bothered to teach us again!) God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.(Exactly.) FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. REMEMBER WHEN... Getting high meant swinging at a playground? The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties? 'Mom' was your hero and 'Dad' was the boy you were gonna marry? When your WORST Enemies were your siblings and race issues were about who ran fastest? When - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? Remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Man: "So, want to go back to my place?" Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "I want to give myself to you." 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. (my favorite)My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."(Exactly...) "Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."(The boys at my school deserve that kind of high-five!) "It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up." "Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!" FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick FREINDS: Will ignore this If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.(I didn't almost cry, I did cry...) Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH! Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.(Like some "Constructive critics" on this site...) If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. -- On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: I am not normal, I am not the only one of my kind, I am special and I have reasons for my secrets. The only thing I keep close to me is a pen, a pad of paper, my secrets and my knife. 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile I am a Shadow Fangirl, because he's freakin' hot! If you like guns simply because Shadow uses them, Copy this into your profile. If you think Shadow could take over the world if he wanted to, put this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (BTW, I have, like, 20) Favorite Characters (OC and Not) [Note: they are not in any specific order!] ((PS I will put up bios for all of the OCs at end J)) 1. Chi Wolf the Wolf (I know… *facepalm*) 1. What would you do if 1 woke you in the middle of the night? 2. 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering? 3. 4 announced he/she's gonna marry 9 tomorrow? 4. 5 cooked you dinner? 5. 6 was laying on the beach next to you, asleep? (Liina) A: I’m hoping she doesn’t burn me… But it’d be nice, she really is a nice furry.. on the inside of course… o_o 6. 7 suddenly confessed to being part of your family? 7. 8 got into the hospital somehow? 8. 9 made fun of your friends? 9. 10 ignores you all the time? 10. 2 serial killers are hunting you down. What does 1 do? 11. You're on a vacation with 2 and break your leg. What does 2 do? 12. It's your Bday. What does 3 give you? 13. You're stuck in a burning house. What does 4 do? 14. You're about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What does 5 do? 15. You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction? 16. You got dumped. How will 7 cheer you up? 17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? 18. You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do? 19. 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? 20. 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9. 21. You're dating 3 and you're introduced to his/her parents. Do you get along? (Sonic) A: Yaaaaasss! Even though Id wave to be in like anthro-form and I’d be extremely nervous… (I know you’re probably like: WHAT?! Sonic would never date you he’d date and he’d have to lower his standards, etc. *bitch* *bitch*rant*) 22. Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? 23. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Liina) A: Liina?! No! Never… Please no. Are you sure it’s not Dawn?! Ugh. I’d probably do one of those intervention things and hope for the best. 24. You got a haircut and 7 won't stop looking at you. What's on your mind? 25. Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? A: I would say: “Hun, PLEASE. You never getting a boyfriend?! Huh, yeah, and Im president of the Shadow the Hedgehog Fanclub! (Although I wish I was… L) 26. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what? (Knuckles) A: Um… That will NEVER happen because he isn’t shy, he’s out there and confident. But if he meant it id be like: AWWWS! That’s adorable! Now stop fooling around, exploring boundaries you’ll never get to, and hook it up with Dawn! 27. You spot 10 kissing 1. What's your reaction? 25. You notice 3 and 4 have been in a room alone for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? 26. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? 27. Would 2 trust 5? 28. 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? 29. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner together, what would they make? 30. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Oliver/Knuckles) A: Ooh. This is hard. Ok. I guess Oliver can work like as a lifeguard since he can manipulate water n' stuff and Knuckles can be a coach of some sort. Or a Sargent. Because he can yell all he wants! 31. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Dawn/Shadow) A: ...Um. I guess if you tied Shadow down to a chair and since Dawn is a hair stylist anyway, she'd probably make him so FABULOUS. (And then Claribelle will cry. Loljk) 32. 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Knuckles/Liina) A: Hell no! Liina and Knuckles in the same room is agitating enough! And for Knuckles to draw a stick figure version of her perfect boyfriend? She'd burn the picture of what Knuckles portrayed as Satan! Yes... He would draw Satan. 33. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Silver/Knuckles)A: e_e That. Will. NEVER. Happen. God willing. Unless they're drunk. And high. And wasted. And gay. 34. 1 accidentally kicked 10? (Chi/Silver) A: It probably wasn't an accident... XD. (In an AU if she'd kick him where the "light doesn't shine" then she'd laugh as he curls up in a fetal position... Lol) If it was Chi would apologize of course... 35. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? (Moonlight/Knuckles) A: Knuckles would either: have a nosebleed, show it to others, or confront and embarrass Moonlight to a point of no return... 36. 5 and 6 did a workouts together? (Shadow/Liina)A: What type of workout? ;) Jk. They'd probably do a "workout of mass destruction"! Imagine! Unstable Chaos energy combined with the elemental awesome of FIRE?! I'd totes die. XD (Plus if I saw Shadow working out I'd die from blood loss due to a nosebleed) 37. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Liina) A: She'd probably shrug it off but feel really hurt inside and probably cry when she's alone in her room, wondering why she didn't get invited to the best birthday party ever... (But then Oliver would burst in with a countless amount of confidence and sweep her off her feet to the party and she'll have the time of her life! XDD) 38. 7 won the lottery? (Oliver) A: He'd get so excited that his confidence shoots through the roof and he decides to become the most interesting furry alive! (Jk, I was gonna say: He'd get so excited that he'd spontaneously combust! But that would be weird… : really weird. Meh, I’m weird so idgaf!) 39. 8 had quite a big secret? (Dawn) A: She's bi. That would be it. (Because everyone would expect: Oh, she's actually lonely and wants to settle for just one guy *cough*Knuckles*cough*hack*) 40. 9 became a singer? (…Knuckles…) A: *bangs head against the wall repeatedly whilst Knuckles sings* 41. 10 got a daughter? (Silver) A: D'Awwww... You decided to make a move with Starla? How brave! *pats head* Here have a cookie! *Silver takes cookie into the corner and noms on it possessively* That's a good Silvy! 42. What would 1 think of 2? (Chi/Moonlight) A: Chi loves Moonlight like a sister and Moonlight knows. They are really, really close. Like blood-related but not. :3 43. How would 3 greet 4? (Sonic/Claribelle) A: Sonic: Hey, Belle! Claribelle: Hi, Sonic! [awkward silence] Sonic: Ok, then! See you! Claribelle: Yep... Goodbye! [they leave] (Hey what'd you expect? For Sonic, after the silence to be like: ...Wanna make out?) (lol) 44. What would 4 envy about 5? (Claribelle/Shadow) A: ...Nothing. Unless she wanted some awesome powers... Otherwise she'd love him like any other Destiny! pairing. (I know… Canon character Fan char = so typical…) 45. What dream would 5 have about 6? (Shadow/Liina) A: Um. He would dream about becoming her ally and then idk destroying something. (Idk if he would have one of THOSE dreams but... Shadow is unpredictable as heck.) 46. What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Liina/Oliver) A: Nothing! But that's what makes them perfect Destiny! pairings!!! 47. What would make 7 angry at 8? (Oliver/Dawn) A: If she frustrated him by either flirting or ruining his chances with like Liina or someone else. :\ 48. What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Knuckles/Silver) A: "Your girlfriend cheated on you... With me! Haha!" Yeah. Never say that to Silver... Or else he will use his telekinesis to move you over a cliff! :D 49. What would make 10 scared of 1? (Silver/Chi) A: If Chi wanted to play "tag". :3 50. Is 3 gay? (Sonic) A: Are you kidding me? I like some yaoi with him in it but… I sure hope not L. How do you feel right now? \(•o•\) (/•o•)/ Fucking Awesome. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!! It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.(True, that. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!' Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.(That is really annoying, LOL) The trouble with life is there's no background music(Yeah, IKR?) I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny(SHHHIIIINNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!) They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out. To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt "You love me. Real or not real?" "Real."- Mockingjay; Peeta Mellark & Katniss Everdeen Be insane- well behaved people never made history. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!" Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to. Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew. "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein "A room without books is like a body without a soul." Marcus Cicero "Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow." "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde "When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes, the laugh like a maniac." "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy "We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Behold me.” Me XDD "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." "I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." "The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan) If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats' If you're not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep yours is on the inside that's where it counts If you'd rather read then party GREAT If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes, you're not alone If you're a geek, scream it from the roof tops If you're a nerd be proud of your brain and if you're a jerk... well you get the point Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. (BURRRN!) A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked. "I survived 9-11, Ice Storm 08, and Swine 09. Doomsday 2012? BRING IT ONNNNN!" –Facebook You Say Pink, I Say Black You Say Hannah Montana I Say Avril Lavigne You Say Jonas Brothers I Say Linkin Park You Say Zac Efron I Say Everyone is better than Zac Efron You Say Rap I Say Rock You Say I'm Weird I Say Thank you If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! LOLs: Emmet Cullen: Creepier Than You Since 1916 Jasper Hale: More Manipulative Than You Since 1843 Alice Cullen: More Irritating Than You Since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Bigger Bitch Than You Since 1916 Edward Cullen: More of a Pedophilic Rapist-Stalker Than You Since 1901 Bella Swan: More of a Mary Sue Than You Since 1988 You know how Edward knocked up a girl 1/5 his age? Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh, and also physically impossible. 'Cause he's dead. Men don't produce sperm when they're dead. You know how Jacob made out with Bella against her will? Yeah, that's sexual assault. It's illegal. You know how Edward followed Bella around and snuck into her bedroom to watch her sleep for several months without her knowledge? Yeah, that's stalking. It's illegal too. You know how Bella screwed a dead guy? That's called necrophilia. Technically bestiality too, since he's not human. Both are highly frowned upon. (I hate Twilight movies but the books are alright) If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. "Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." “A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX) You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter. You say vampires, I say wizards. You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black. You say Team Edward, I say Team Potter You say Robert Pattison, I'll say "is Cedric Diggory". You say Robert Pattison is hot, I say Daniel Radcliffe is HOTTER. You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple? I think that's Harry and Ginny. Harry taught me to find INNER STRENGTH and do what is right in the face of ADVERSITY. Ron taught me that it's never too late to COME BACK. Hermione taught me everything I KNOW. Severus taught me to LOVE, always. George and Fred taught me to LAUGH even in the darkest of times. Minerva taught me to FIGHT till the end. Dumbledore taught me how to TRUST. Luna taught me TO BE MYSELF. TONKS taught me TO NEVER GIVE UP ON LOVE. Lupin taught me TO SACRIFICE. Dobby taught me LIBERTY. HARRY POTTER FTW!! THE I WILL NOT'S...Or WAS NOT! Sirius Black was not killed by drapery! I will not tease Remus Lupin about his "time of the month" Gryffindors and Slytherins do not dislike each other...they hate each other... Potter men do not fall in love with blondes...they fall for red-heads. Chihuahuas are not as awesome as Grims. Remus and Sirius do NOT belong together Severus Snape is NOT a sexy beast Draco Malfoy is NOT in love with any part of the Golden Trio... The Golden Trio is not the Golden Trio...it's the Golden Quadruple, because all the emotions and such make up one person... Fudge is NOT an awesome minister Umbridge should NOT rule Hogwarts J.K. ROWLING SHOULD NOT STOP THE HARRY POTTER SERIES!!! Gryffindor (The biggest heroes in HP history as far as we know): 1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed. 2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy. 3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time. 4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold. 5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass. 6. I'm in Gryffindor; you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!! 7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck. 8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary. 9. Gryffindors are attention whores. Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters): 1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are. 2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin. 3. Go ahead, be a little naughty. 4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons. 5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool). 6. It’s not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is). 7. Why be normal? Or good? 8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it. 9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry. 10. Seriously evil wizard coming through. 11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. 12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk. 13. Voldemort needs prison bitches. 14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies. 15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince. 16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along. 17. Don't hate us because we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything. 18. Never anger what can kill you. Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet): 1. I'm planning your death in a happy way. 2. Brace yourself- I'm going to hug you. 3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff. 4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck. 5. You think we're nice? That's cute... 6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice. 7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville. (Why wasn't Neville a Hufflepuff? DX) 8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows. 9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it? 10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too. 11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house. 12. Hufflepuffs know how to party. 13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more? 14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. 15. Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders. Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):(THIS IS WHERE I BELONG J) 1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish. 2. A room without books is like a body without a soul. 3. I can kill you with my brain. 4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid. 5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is). 6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am eligible to boast about my intelligence level in your face. 7. Ravenclaw: because we know every insult in the book. (Get it, they're smart and they know every insult in the book!) 8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth. 9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. 10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. 11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb. x x XxXxXxXxXxX x xXxPotterxXx... RuLEs. x XxXxXxXxXxXx Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure. If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile. If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile. If you live and breathe Harry Potter, copy & paste this to your profile. Edward Cullen is not a vampire, he lives in a forest, doesn't eat people, and sparkles in the sunlight-he is obviously a fairy! Harry Voldemort, Voldemort Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry Voldemort Edward. Therefore, Harry Edward. So, Harry Potter Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile. Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff. Slytherins...will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet. Things not to do in Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. (Ohh, come on...Can I take Shadow the hedgehog instead?) 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.(Damn.) 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.(XDXDXD) 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Its taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.(Why not?) Wanna date Shadow the hedgehog? Get blue contacts, a new voice box, blonde hair and a blue dress. That should do it. Never tell Amy Rose to move on. Wait, tails is a boy? I stole the damn 4th chaos emerald, and then ate it. Now i haz supa powas!(And bad spelling.) Sally=Worst Mary sue ever to be created. I love Mary Sues. They make me feel good about my own characters. If you think that if Dr Eggman lost the ‘stache, grew some hair, lost weight and turned into a hedgehog he would be really cool, copy this onto your profile. If you still can't get over shadows death in Sonic X, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have fantasies about kissing Shadow, put this on your profile. (XDD) Major OC Sonic characters (NOTE: This is a SUMMARY of their bios. The full ones I’ll put up later…) Name: Chi Wolf the Wolf Age: 16 Gender: Female Height: 3ft 2in Description: She has really light blue body fur that is neon yellow and pure white -tipped. She also has a rainbow-colored heart shape mark on her left cheek. Her tail is really light blue and dipped in an ombre rainbow pattern. She has a peach muzzle. Eye color: Gold (Turns an extremely bright yellow when using powers) Secret crush/bf/gf: Fear the Wolf Personality: The exact replica of me! (She is all of the pros and cons of me!) Name: Moonlight Annabelle Nightingale the Wolf Age: 16 Gender: Female Height: 3ft 2in Description: She has grey body fur, black hair that curls at the tips, a black tipped tail, peach muzzle, altogether has 9 crescent-shaped scars on her body that light up yellow on certain circumstances.(Like using her powers and under extreme pleasure, pain, stress, or emotion. Eye color: golden yellow Secret crush/bf/gf: River the Hedgehog (originally Sonic but I didn’t want all the flames) Personality: She is the friendly, outgoing, popular, all around lovable part of me. She is also the slightly insecure and needy/desperate part. (She is 1/3 parts of me) Name: Claribelle Marie the Hedge-Cat Age: 17 Gender: Female Height: 3ft 2in Description: She has light brown body fur, light brown neon blue-tipped hair and tail, and peach muzzle, arms and chest. Eye color: glasz (varies from green to blue) Secret crush/bf/gf: Shadow the Hedgehog (NO SHE IS NOT SIMILAR TO MARIA OR REPLACES HER) Personality: She is the quirky, weird, funny, pretty side of me. She is also the sensitive and childish part. (She is 2/3 parts of me) Name: Liiandra (Liina) May the Leopard Age: 17 Gender: Female Height: 3ft 2in Description: She has orange body fur with brown spots and brown hair that is usually kept in a ponytail, and a peach muzzle. (She’s a leopard, what do you expect?) Eye color: Chocolate Brown Secret crush/bf/gf: Oliver the Wolf Personality: She is the overall mean, fiery, arrogant, bitchy part of me. She also the lonely, "has a toughness to her because she really just needs love" side of me. (When her friends are in trouble she really is kind and all that) (She is 3/3 parts of me) Favorite Sonic couples: Sonlight! (Sonic and Moonlight) (old) Riverlight! (River and Moonlight) Shadibelle! (Shadow and Claribelle) (IDGAF) Olivandra! (Oliver and Liina) Chear! (Chi and Fear) [or Fi!] (AND YOU KNOW I LIKE LOVE TRIANGLES! (Shadlight and Riverbelle FTW!)) I hope to post stories real soon. Because my laptop is waaaaaay crowded with stories Im finally willing to share with fanfiction! And that’s all! Keep it real, my wolfies! Peace! Chi Goldenheart |
