Minion may not be as lost as he seems, but in the meantime, Megamind is struggling to pick up the threads of a life he's not sure he knows how to live and Roxanne is determined to help where she can.

Short, random Portal oneshots. Most will be for chelley or Pieces. You can request one in the reviews (though I may not have time to write all requests). Please keep it clean! Thanks!

"Why am I doing this again?" he asks. "You're doing it because you're hopeless." "Yeah, cheers. I was hoping for more of a pep talk." Another sigh. "You're doing it because she's got your heart in a hand grenade."

It's movie night in Eaden, but Wheatley has something on his mind.

Collection of Chelley drabbles cross posted from tumblr that don't merit an individual post. Requests welcome.

While it isn't a bad idea by inheritance, it is the chosen subject matter that makes it particularly bad. There are countless things he could think of to help himself along, and yet his mind is firmly focused on the one person who would never want him in a sexual sense. [A Your Body Is a Weapon short - Junkrat going solo post chapter 40.]

He's a bloody enabler, she thinks, even while dead to the world. (Not that she minds.)

How Megamind falls in love with Roxanne Ritchi. (pre-movie, canon compliant.)

ta·bu·la ra·sa (noun) an absence of preconceived ideas or predetermined goals; a clean slate. When Chell finds an injured man on her way home from work, she is more than displeased to find it is an old acquaintance and one who just so happens to have a new view on human life due to his own precarious situation. (Human Wheatley)

To say it feels good would be an understatement. A gross understatement, in fact. It doesn't feel good at all. No, it feels - god, it feels fantastic. Glorious. Magnificent. Sublime. Criminal. And a bit bewildering, actually, now that he gives it some thought, because he doesn't know how he's managed without simple tactile contact for this long.

Rudy heads towards excitement with Louise once more, but will this be a wake up call? And would it matter?

The med bay's gurney isn't the most comfortable of beds, but Jamison supposes it's better than a pine box.

My brain told me to write smut, so I wrote smut, there's really no other explanation for this.

Sherlock vaguely remembered telling Molly something about always deleting texts that began with 'hi' unread. He wondered what Molly would say if she knew that he had read every text she'd ever sent. Not necessarily in a timely manner, as that exact moment would attest, but he read all of them and saved quite a few. SAW 2018 Day Five – (Canon Compliant – The Six Thatchers)

Coming home is a gradual thing.

Megamind's evil plot for Valentine's Day goes a little awry.

After Sherlock's drug habits throw Mycroft Holmes and Molly Hooper together as a team, they decide that they may even sort of like each other. Progressively smutty.

Wheatley's first Christmas with Chell. Chelley Christmas fluff set in my Pieces universe. Read Pieces first!

Judy Hopps has been on the ZPD for eight years, working hard to earn the respect of her co-workers and the city. Along the way, she encounters an up and coming young street hustler. As time passes and seasons change, will feelings change as well? (Christmas Special! Enjoy!)

A series of drabbles and ficlets set during and post Season Four (and can be read in the correct order at AO3 where I am also geekmama).

Roxanne spills punch on her Starfleet costume at the KCMP Halloween office party and goes home to change into her...backup costume. (AU of Fools, can also be read as a standalone.)

Set after the events of Battle for Mewni. Totally, completely Starco.

Sheldon, with his eidetic memory, is a stickler for contracts and everybody knows it. But what happens if he breaks one that he wrote himself? Letting intimate details of their relationship slip from his own tongue? Well, Amy might just have the best punishment that will make him forget even his own name….

Takes place immediately after Season 10, Episode 23. When Amy suggests she and Sheldon shower together, Amy never expected Sheldon to say yes to the idea, let alone escalate it! The bathroom mirror isn't the only thing to get steamy... Shamy. Smut! Based on a drawing by RGBCN!

Sherlock asks Molly to meet him for a coffee. His mind palace has been playing tricks on him and he needs to explain some things to his pathologist. Confusion, confessions and catharsis. (There's a touch of angst in this one, but it's all good!) For Mizjoely.

Since Megamind made Roxanne miss her appointment to get her hair trimmed, it's his fault that her hair keeps falling in her face. And since her hands are tied, it's not like she can pin her hair back herself. So obviously, as she points out, it's Megamind's responsibility to do it for her...which would be a dream come true, if he could just. figure out. how to work a bobby pin...

My first Elementary fic. Just a little one-shot fantasy of Joan and Sherlock finally getting together.

He'd never expected to get a happily ever after, that's not how the bad guy's story ends. (Companion fic to All That Glitters; slightly angsty and slightly fluffy with a happy ending).

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot. Joan has left her mark on Sherlock, and things will never be the same between them.

A short fic for Sherlolly Appreciation Week 2017 - Day Four (Non-Canon - First Sleepover/Sleep Together). The many times Sherlock has sought the comfort of Molly Hooper's bed. (I would rate it a "Hard T" for a brief mention of wanking, sorry)

"Sherlock Holmes loves Molly Hooper. It still doesn't explain what he is doing in her bed, however." Post 4.03. M for naughtiness.

A short fic for Sherlolly Appreciation Week 2017 - Day Two (Non-Canon - First Date). The difference between a first date and The First Date.

Chell has never gotten over Wheatley's betrayal and suffers nightmares nearly every night. She copes by writing them down in a journal. But Wheatley has come back into her life and is compelled to read it. But soon he becomes obsessed with stopping them. But can he calm her fears and control his desire that's so close to the Itch? ChellxHuman/Wheatley

Megamind invents an Improbability Drive. The results are...unexpected. Luckily, Roxanne knows how to roll with the weirdness.

After being shot and put on 'desk work' by Molly Hooper, Sherlock Holmes is getting desperate to find a mystery to solve. Even if that case is why is the Pathologist is suddenly wearing high heels to work in. **rating upgraded to M**

Roxanne manages to acquire one of Megamind's de-guns during a kidnapping.

There was something calming, something tremendously soothing about the repetitiveness waves. Something that gave her a faint glimpse that things would be alright, that she would survive. She'd always had and she always would.

Chell wakes to the sound of a familiar voice at her door, and must decide how to react when she confirms that it's Wheatley. After being transferred in to a human body by GLaDOS, he has to learn how to survive in a foreign world. Chell helps Wheatley figure out how to exist outside of Aperture, while still learning how herself. Contains spanking. May become romance later, not sure!

In which Satya dotes on her scraggly boyfriend before sending him back to his own bed. Written for Junkmetra / Symmrat week, day one: "Firsts."

A collection of drabbles and shortfics featuring Jamison and Satya. Originally for sextober, but now for prompts I received concerning it. Updated at my leisure.

Admiration is always charming. When a strange, dangerous admirer goes beyond charm, Sherlock's private world is interrupted. And so is Molly's.

Metro Man tries to explain to Roxanne that her flirting with Megamind has more of an effect that she realizes. But Roxanne is certain that he has to be wrong. Megamind would have to care about her for her flirting to matter, wouldn't he?

It's been two weeks since Jamison has seen Satya, and he is quite eager. Junkrat/Symmetra. Light bondage.

A short fic for Molly Hooper Appreciation Week - Day Five (Best Friends Forever) (I asked myself how did Molly and John become good enough friends for him to invite her to Baker Street for Christmas and even his wedding? Of course there has to be a bit of Sherlolly involved.)

For Artbylexie. Sherlock has temporary amnesia and is very confused as to what role Molly played in his life. Sherlolly. Oh so much. Also Warston, and Mythea if you squint.

Sherlock and Molly enter into a marriage of convenience. Both of them will have a built in friend and companion with none of the distractions that come along with a romantic entanglement. It's not what most people would do, but it meets their needs. That is until one of them learns the other has ulterior motives. The purported marriage of equals is anything but.

Swiftly, he wraps an arm around her waist and bends his knee to dip her, using the hand she extended to him to anchor her around his neck. He kisses her, and she doesn't feel the ground beneath her, soaring under his touch. NSFW Symmetra/Junkrat

(Title Change. The continuing story doesn't follow the A to B setting anymore.) Friends to lovers, but with more spice than most. Not for the timid or shy, not for those who don't enjoy sappy romance mixed with unrepentant smut.

Symmetra is perfect, and Junkrat isn't going to argue. Sweet self-indulgence. Junkrat/Symmetra.

In which Symmetra receives an Australian kiss. Something else quick and dirty. Junkrat/Symmetra.

Junkrat never imagined she'd be so good with her mouth. Something quick and dirty; Junkrat/Symmetra.

Roxanne starts seeing Megamind differently after they look at a certain piece of art together. pre-movie AU.

After Amy receives unfortunate news, her life continues to unravel. As she navigates through the rough spots, Sheldon faces trials of his own. Shamy. Spoilers only up to 9.01. Drama/Romance/Adventure/Suspense

Megamind goes to great lengths to get Roxanne's attention.

The music was still low, the murmur of the rain and the raging storm outside guiding their movements. As Sherlock led them around the room, he kept his eyes fixed on Molly, when she finally dropped her gaze he felt such a surge of bitter disappointment that it bordered on agonising. "Molly look at me," he beseeched.

Summary: pre-movie AU, Roxanne and Megamind meet accidentally at a club. Roxanne is drunk and Megamind asks if he can take her home. She says yes, assuming that the *implication* is *implied*. (it isn't.) language, alcohol use, and eventual sexual content (no dub con)

A short two chapter fic exploring how Sherlock went from self satisfaction to satisfying Molly. It's both Wanklock! and Sherlolly, a chapter of each. Rated M for smut.

Amy has learned about Sheldon's secret storage unit. But what, she has always wondered, does he keep in the small drawers of the library card catalogue in his apartment? A little one-shot about the sustenance of ephemera. Pure, unfiltered Shamy fluff. CANON.

Nick and Judy are woken up in the middle of the night by her obnoxiously loud neighbors. Following her on her way to the shower, the fox decides to pay her a little surprise visit.

Three moments he watches her sleep, and one when he watches her wake. (itty bitty spoilers for Series Three; rated for later chapters)

Roxanne is harassed by a fellow reporter who doesn't seem to understand the meaning of the word 'no'. Megamind punches him. Roxanne would like Megamind to admit that this is not exactly standard supervillain behavior.

Based on spoilers of the The Big Bear Precipitation. Amy wakes up, cold and shivering, to find not only Sheldon wrapped around her... but something else. Pure smut. Plot-less dribble. Shamy!

Megamind starts fixing things in Roxanne's apartment whenever he comes to kidnap her. This, Roxanne tells herself, is totally normal and not weird at all.

Megamind's people had soulbonds. Humans don't. Roxanne is understandably confused when the mark appears on her wrist. (soulmate-identifying marks AU)

"Okay, so maybe I am in love with Judy," Nick whispered to himself. "Hopelessly, madly in love. But what good would it do for any of us if I told her how I felt?" Mixed species couples weren't exactly unheard of, but they were rare and unusual. And a lot of people tended to view them with a mixture of fear and loathing. Said that it was unnatural.

With some help from his friends (and a little jealousy) Sherlock realises something at Molly's birthday party. This is a two shot. Enjoy!

This started as scenes detailing the developing friendship between Sherlock and Watson, but it has turned into something else entirely. Chapter 4 begins to get darker, further chapters may end up changing rating to M.

3 years, 2 months and 9 days ago, Sherlock Holmes told Molly Hooper that he loved her. 3 years, 2 months and 5 days ago, Molly Hooper boarded a plane and never looked back. Now, back in London, she finds herself face to face with her past…and it's everything she's ever feared it would be. Because she doesn't count. At least, not anymore. A Persuasion-ish AU, post-HLV.

One-shots of our lovely duo.

In a foreign body, Wheatley does not belong. Human!Wheatley/Chell.

Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.

A project from my writeblog on tumblr. Drabbles and ficlets starring everyone's favorite dork. All are written from submitted prompts of some kind. Lots of Chelley abound with unabashed fluff. Most involve Nightingale!verse's humanised Wheatley, but a some don't. Rated M for adult situations.

Wheatley has rather poor willpower. Originally inspired by a text post by persephonegoestohell on tumblr about Wheatley begging. Human!Wheatley/Chell.

Wheatley wakes up on Christmas morning. Written for the 2015 Portal Secret Santa on tumblr. Unabashed fluff. Human!Wheatley/Chell.

Aperture Science is slowly beginning to self-destruct under Wheatley's neglect. He's being consumed by power and madness, and needs more solution euphoria. He'll do anything to make sure his needs are met. Non-con, BDSM, Android!Wheatley/Chell.

"No, Gaila. I am not, absolutely not going to walk into Commander Spock's office and suggest that we pretend to date for an entire summer. I mean, we… I… he's not… I couldn't even spend that much time with him, nor would I want to. He's so… he's just really… I have professional mores, Gaila. Standards of conduct that this… just, no. No. No, thank you for the idea, but no."

Sheldon and Amy attempt to reestablish an intimate connection after a conference separates them for a week. What could possibly go wrong?

Love is a strange master, and human nature is still stranger. A collection of DS oneshots.

What astounding things comprised one human being, the human being he could spend the rest of his life with. Post-Blue Sky.

In which Helga G. Pataki gets stuck in an elevator with the last person she ever wanted to be in close quarters with. Her life, ladies and gentlemen.

Sherlock attempts navigating the murky waters towards a relationship with Molly. Too bad the biggest obstacles are Molly herself and the inability to know when the end doesn't exactly justify the means. (Follows 'A Creative Man')

'Blue Sky' continuity, one-shot - It's been five months since the events of 'Blue Sky', and Wheatley seems to be doing quite well readjusting to life as a human. But when the guilt and trauma of past events still haunt his dreams, Wheatley needs to come to terms with his past and what that means for his future.

One shot prompt fill: "Sherlock and Molly go shopping. Sherlock gets jealous when Molly gets compliments." Case fic set post HLV - just one interpretation of how these two might start to fix some of the cracks between them.

A scheming mother. A fumbling client. The ancient Celts. All of them, in one way or another, bore the blame for the accidental marriage of Sherlock Holmes and Molly Hooper. And the fact that Sherlock wasn't terribly upset by the nuptials? Well, that was entirely his bride's fault.

When a new neighbor threatens to distract Molly from helping him, Sherlock decides to court Molly away from him. As he begins to recognize his true feelings for her, his entire scheme threatens to unravel.

Molly is attacked, Sherlock takes an easy case, feelings are reevaluated.

Two years after the fall, Sherlock has come home to a new complication in his well-ordered existence - the shy pathologist he once trusted with his life. Can he now trust her with his heart, or is she simply a problem that needs solving? In the meantime, a rash of seemingly unrelated murders has followed him home. Who is behind them and why? Blatant Sherlolly. Rating changed to M.

Her home had been his safe harbor and they had never spoken of what transpired in the little three-room flat. They were moments between her longing and his longing, reminding them constantly that forces of attraction are not easily fought. S3 fillers and post-HLV

Inspired by the Portal 2 fanfic Blue Sky by wafflestories; just a short, sweet drabble in that universe. Chell still battles her nightmares from Aperture from time to time, and Wheatley shares the fear that he may be a part of them.

It's movie night at Sheldon's and the gang can't help but notice how anxious he is getting when Amy's time of arrival has been and gone. When she finally arrives after experiencing a traumatic event at the lab, all she wants to do is go home. How can Sheldon persuade her to stay with him? DISCLAIMER: All characters remain the property of Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady; Hail!

A story about local anesthetic, a window, and a poor receptionist who wasn't even supposed to be in to work that day.

His scowl settled into a triumphant smile. "Despite all of my moral failings, my abuse, at one time you would do anything for me, sacrifice anything. For love," Sherlock scoffed. Molly shot back. "Love? No. An attraction, a crush, infatuation … lust – but never love. I never loathed myself enough to ever think I was in love with you."

When an interview with an anonymous female claims that Sherlock Holmes is an amazing lover - Molly Hooper instantly knows it is fake. She is then shocked to find Sherlock present her with a list he wants to complete with her assistance.

'Molly walked over to the door, gasping as her whole body went numb as her eyes fell on the television. "Did you miss me?" It couldn't be possible. It couldn't be him. But then all of a sudden everything made sense, the missed calls and the worried texts. He was back.' My take on what could happen next. Spoilers for all 3 series. Set straight after HLV.

Molly Hooper finds herself unexpectedly pregnant - and then finds help in unexpected places.

It was the best possible compliment that he could give her.

Molly was no stranger to Sherlock talking to himself. She even asked him once if he pictured his conversations with his Mind Palace Friends being carried out over a Teddy Bear's picnic. He'd refused to speak to her for several hours after that. A punishment he'd failed to drive home, since he was in her bed at the time and wouldn't leave despite his umbrage.

Everyone's favorite party game! -Total fluff and smut-

"i'm curious to see what happens." a series of amy and jake one shots/drabbles.

Written for this prompt on the Elementay Kink Meme: "Making out is one of the few ways to get Sherlock to shut the hell up - especially in public." ml?thread 3255#t3255 Five times Joan kissed Sherlock to shut him up, and one time he kissed her.

Happy birthday, Molly Hooper.

Sheldon finds an interesting way to deal with turbulence.

What made Amy connect the dots, when Howard and Raj cued her in about being the object of a tall, clumsy nerd's infatuation? Her experience with another tall, clumsy nerd. One-shot.

One shot, sleepover trope. Amy has been losing sleep and Jake has a solution.

Sheldon visits Amy after she returns from her conference in Chicago and his life is never the same thanks to a little white lab coat. Takes place after The Locomotive Manipulation. Collaboration with Kazzie.

Oneshot: Sherlock and Molly find themselves trapped in a storage room. Temptation and close proximity become too much. Rated M for a reason. Best not to read if you're not fond of smutty fiction.

I didn't mind killing. It used to bother me, but when the world is built on blood and bullets, it's hard to get worked up for anything anymore. - Krieg/Maya

"Dance with me." Neither a question nor a command, but a nebulous in-between that showcases the vulnerability Sherlock tries so very hard to hide. How many people get to see it? Are blessed with the knowledge that, at least for some small measure of time, she was the most important person in his world? The woman that counted, the only one that mattered... Sherlolly

When faced with possibility of mortality, Molly Hooper aims to find the full experience of life again. She is not alone on her journey.

This latest success in driving her train to spinsterhood would be his last, come hell or high water. *Slight spoilers from the S3 promo pics*

It's not that he wasn't tired. He just couldn't settle down, and the woman lying next to him was entirely to blame.

He used to think romance was a farce. She almost wished he still felt that way, because she was very, very confused.

Mordecai hated being back in Sanctuary, but there were benefits. ...A bit of smutty fluff.

"It was not a sudden passionate embrace or the thought of another man or even a slow realization of a change that shook Sherlock Holmes to the core and toppled every belief about love and sentiment. It was a phone call. One single phone call from Detective Inspector Lestrade."

Losing his powers of deduction is a traumatic thing for Sherlock. Luckily, he has Molly to help find them again.

"Moriarty saw the others, but he didn't see you – the invisible girl. When in fact, you are quite palpable. And intrinsic to the success of all I have planned." Post-Reichenbach mystery, angst, and Sherlolly

Joan never imagined that their partnership would be so easily broken.

"It was primal. That was Sherlock's only explanation for the feeling that enveloped him as he watched Molly. He could admit that even he was subject to basal instincts from time to time. Simply biology." Slight TRF spoilers, mostly just a fun Sherlolly one-shot

He thinks it's been this way all along.

In an anonymous office in the Copley Building in Boston, there is a stoic accountant who never speaks, and a nervy receptionist who never stops talking. AU Wheatley/Chell, some NSFW content.

Blackout. It started with a touch, and whirled out of control until she never wanted it to end, and then it was over and the lights came back on. Sherlock and Joan and being in the dark. Final Chapter 12: Seeing in the dark. The end. And thank you for over 63,000 views! -Sef

The streets are dark and the winds are wild. Won't you come inside? (Birthday gift for Adi who is also Mou)

It's taken a decade, untold amounts of heartbreak, three boyfriends on her part, quite a bit of possessiveness on his, a Consulting Criminal, a dominatrix, a fake death, a web of spiders and a resurrection for him to finally get it right.

Joanloack. Shameless cuddle-against-the-cold fic.

Amy wakes up in the hospital to the surprising sight of Sheldon standing before her with a bouquet of flowers. Oneshot.

Seduction and closure might be more easily said than done. Sequel to "The Pen is Mightier".

Molly Hooper would argue that slicing open a disease-ridden corpse is far preferable to a day spent at a spa. Her massage therapist would agree with her, even if she doesn't accidentally blow his cover.

Wheatley struggles with distinguishing the testing itch from the human itch. Chell lends a hand.

The Third Part.

Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

A motley collection of moments and variations from a couple of very strange lives. Discontinued.

Chell is quite far along, and Wheatley is worried. No apologies for the blatant fluffiness of this one-shot, written for my bff who requested something with a pregnant Chell. Human!Wheatley, post-game. Same continuity as Blue Sky- well, if you like!

A short Chelley fluff inspired by a prompt on the KinkMeme. Chell wakes up to a curious, inquisitive Wheatley. Human!Wheatley, Post-game AU with implied semi-apocalyptic outcome. Sweetness Warning.

Portalkink fill from LJ. Prompt: "She had a beautiful laugh, even if it was silent," Chell/Wheatley.

"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."

Megamind tended to provoke odd respones, but never in her wildest dreams could Roxanne have imagined this. Well...maybe in her wildest dreams. M for a reason, people!

The long-suffering kidanppee, Roxanne, sneaks into Megamind's lair to extract her own brand of revenge on the blue villain. A collaboration from Scarlet Frost and Porfeariah

Come for Commencement, stay for resolutions; Daria/Trent AU set after everything: Daria returns to Lawndale for Quinn's graduation and during the visit,she and Trent forge a new bond;Rating for language and explicit lovemaking;7th in my 2011 SSS Project

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