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Hi! I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, I love shipping Hermione and Fred!! They are my favorite couple, and I absolutely LOVE the Weasley Twins!!! Anyway,I love reading and writing, I like classic stories (like Alice in Wonderland, Narnia, Peter Pan, etc. etc.) and will read pretty much any book I am given. I'm a firm believer that Fred is alive and pranking the lights out of someone (probably Percy.) I hate it when main characters die in stories, so don't be surprised if I end up writing them back to life in my stories! ;D

My Favorite ships, for the stories I write are:

For Harry Potter:

Fred/Hermione: My absolute favorite ship for Hermione. I love the idea of the strict book worm falling for the crazy prankster.

George/Angelina: Cute, I think George is under loved in fan fiction, it's usually all about Fred.

Harry/Ginny: I was rooting for these two since the beginning. I was so happy when they got together in the sixth book.

Ron/Luna: My favorite ship for Ron, I think they're really cute together.

If you don't like these ships, then you really shouldn't read my Harry Potter stories, those are the only ships I'll write!

Quotes (I love quotes!! So i do apologie if i write too many! ;))

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. ~J.K. Rowling.

"Padfoot Returns," Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000, spoken by the character Sirius Black

It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew - and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents - that there was all the difference in the world. ~J.K. Rowling,

"Horcruxes," Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, 2005

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me". - Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities". - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'Follow the butterflies?'" - Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Malfoy got detention! I could sing." Hermione Granger.

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."-Harry Potter

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."-Ron Weasley

Hermione drew herself to her full height; her eyes were narrowed and her hair seemed to crackle with electricity.
"No," she said, her voice quivering with anger, "but I will write to your mother."-Order of the Phoenix

"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she [Hermione] was saying, "and then there's A-"
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”-Fred Weasley

"I don't know where you learned about right and wrong, but you seem to have missed a few crucial lessons."
- Mrs. Weasley

"I'll join you when hell freezes over. Dumbledore's Army!"
- Neville Longbottom

Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-" Fred and George

"I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."George

"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?"
"Throw it away and punch him in the nose," suggested Ron. Harry and Ron

"Now, you two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or - "
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."Mrs. Weasley, Fred, and George.

“Oh, these people’s minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they’re not like you and me,” said Uncle Vernon, trying to knock in a nail with a piece of fruitcake Aunt Petunia had just bought him. -Vernon

"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."Fred and George

Percy, however, held out his hand solemnly as though he and Harry had never met and said, "Harry. How nice to see you."
"Hello, Percy," said Harry, trying not to laugh.
"I hope you're well?" said Percy pompusly, shaking hands. It was like being introduced to the mayor.
"Very well, thanks-"
"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous,"said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in return. "Absolutely spiffing."
Parcy scowled ~ .Percy, Harry, Fred, and George.

"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"
Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent. Fred Weasley

Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."

"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
"Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself."

"Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...' They'll be announcing their engagement any day now."Ron

Ron: "I could've taken those mer-idiots any time I wanted."
Hermione: "What were you going to do, snore at them?"

"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest. ~ Ron and Harry

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," said Hermione.

"You don't mind if we don't kiss you, do you, Ron?" said Fred in a falsely anxious voice.
"We could curtsy, if you like," said George.

"I'm very well indeed, thank you!" said Lockhart exuberantly, pulling a rather battered peacock-feather quill from his pocket. "Now, how many autographs would you like? I can do joined-up writing now, you know!"

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor." :Harry. HBP.

"Oh, there you are, Albus," he said. "You've been a very long time. Upset stomach?"
"No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines," said Dumbledore. "I do love knitting patterns.":Dumbledore. HBP.

"Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest."
Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry ignored them.
"What did you tell her?"
"I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail," said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. "Much more macho."
"Thanks," said Harry, grinning. "And what did you tell her Ron's got?"
"A Pygmy Puff, but I didn't say where.": Ginny. HBP.

Where’s the fun without a bit of risk?” – Fred Weasley,

"Just one more, Master Harry, for luck?": Kreacher. DH.

"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, pity those who live without love.": Dumbledore. DH.

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" :Mrs Weasley. DH.

Hermione: “’And Death spoke to them – ’”
“Sorry,” interjected Harry, “but Death spoke to them?”
“It’s a fairy tale, Harry!
“Right, sorry. Go on.”: Harry and Hermione

ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!" Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Of all the trees we could of hit, we had to pick the one that hits back," Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"You foul,loathsome, evil little cockcroach,"
"Leave him Hermione, he's not worth it,"
*Hermione punches Draco in the jaw* Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"Ron, you seem to have died twice," Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"I don't want to stay here overnight," said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. I want to find McLaggen and kill him."
"I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion,'" said Madam Pomfrey. :Harry and Pomfrey

"Does my hair really look like that in the back?"
- Hermione, watching herself in time, "The Prisoner of Azkaban"

"...finally the flest reflects the madness within..."
- Remus, Shreaking Shack

"You would know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus!?!"
- Black, Shreaking Shack

"Bloody Hell!! What's happening!?!"
- Ron, Train

I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry. ~George Weasley when Harry opens golden egg

"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"Aaaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..." ~When Harry and Ron are working on their Astronomy homework

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me…

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Luna Lovegood: No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end.

"The Goblet of Fire is a powerfully magical object. It would take an extremely powerful Confundus charm to make it forget there were only supposed to be three champions."
"You seem to know a lot about what might have happened, Mad-Eye."
"It was once my job to think as Dark Wizards do, as I'm sure you remember Karkaroff."
- 'Mad-Eye' Moody & Karkaroff, "The Goblet of Fire"

"My eyes aren't glistening with the ghosts of my past!"
- Harry, not impressed with Rita's notes after his interview, "The Goblet of Fire"

"What's with the flower? Hagrid... did you comb your hair?"
"You might want to try the same thing yourself now and again."
- Harry and Hagrid, "The Goblet of Fire"

"Do you think we'll ever have a quiet year at Hogwarts?"
"No."
"Oh well, what's life without a few dragons?"
- Ron and Hermione, "The Goblet of Fire"

"Everything's going to change now isn't it?"
"Yes."
- Hermione and Harry, "The Goblet of Fire"

"Who told you 'bout Fluffy?"
"Fluffy?"
"That thing has a name?"
- Hagrid, Ron and Hermione, "The Philosopher's Stone"

"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled."
"She needs to sort out her priorities."
- Hermione and Ron, "The Philosopher's Stone"

"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant. But scary."
- Ron, paying Hermione a compliment of sorts, "The Philosopher's Stone"

"What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows."
- Professor Albus Dumbledore, to Harry, "The Philosopher's Stone"

"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends."
- Dumbledore, "The Philosopher's Stone"

"Welcome! Welcome to the new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!"
- Albus Dumbledore

Don't play."
"Say you're ill."
"Pretend to break your leg."
"Really break your leg."
- Hermione and Ron

Have you ever heard of a plan where so many things could go wrong?"
- Ron

A week ago. Harry would have said finding a partner for a dance would be a cinch compared to taking on a Hungarian Horntail. But now that he had done the latter, and was facing the prospect of asking a girl to the ball, he thought he'd rather have another round with the dragon.
- Narration ( I die laughing every time I read that.)

"Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort."
- Dumbledore

"There is nothing worse than death, Dumbledore!"
"You are quite wrong. Indeed, your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness."
- Voldemort and Dumbledore, struggling for mastery [ch.36]

"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives... the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies..."
- The Lost Prophecy

"There is a room in the Department of Mysteries that is kept locked at all times. It contains a force that is at once more wonderful and more terrible than death, than human intelligence, than the forces of nature. It is also, perhaps, the most mysterious of the many subjects for study that reside there. It is the power held within that room that you possess in such quantities and which Voldemort has not at all. That power took you to save Sirius tonight. That power also saved you from possession by Voldemort, because he could not bear to reside in a body so full of the force he detests. In the end, it mattered not that you could not close your mind. It was your heart that saved you."
- Dumbledore, to Harry (there is a brilliant story waiting to be written in that passage.)

"Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies."
- Tom Riddle to Dumbledore (And lies lead to the dark side. Sorry, I couldn't help it :D)

"If you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives—"
"—because it's the first time for all of us."
"This is different, pretending to be me—"
"Well, none of us really it Harry. Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever."
"You can't do it if I don't co-operate, you need me to give you some hair."
"Well, that's the plan scuppered. Obviously there's no chance at all of us getting a bit of your hair unless you cooperate.
"Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to use magic; we've got no chance."
- Harry, Ron, Fred, and George

"You — are a _ complete — *arse* — Ronald — Weasley!" She punctuated every word with a blow.

- An angry Hermione meets Ron

"Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?"
"...I think the answer is that a circle has no beginning."
"Well reasoned."
- Luna, answering the Ravenclaw riddle

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