Dragonheart4258
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Joined 05-20-14, id: 5742015, Profile Updated: 04-18-16
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Cherokee or something of that sort.)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be sleazy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (What happens if I'm a girl?)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (I wish)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I have a PERSONAL COMPUTER so I MUST be a rich snob.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm TENNESSEAN,so I MUST like country music.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging, dirt worshiping hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST

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Holding On by ravenclawfma reviews
After escaping Gluttony's stomach, Edward Elric finds himself at a strange place called Hogwarts. On top of the overwhelming stress of finding a way home, Ed is faced with a mysterious prophecy and many interesting adventures. Takes place during The Half-Blood Prince, with elements added from the FMA:B universe. No pairings, but implied EdWin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,105 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Edward E. - Complete
Saving Maes Hughes by Maralexa reviews
Rebuilding operations launch full force in Amestris. General Roy Mustang has everything he ever wanted, but something is still missing. His life could never be complete without Maes Hughes by his side, so when a mysterious man who calls himself the Doctor pays a visit to Central Command, a rewrite in time could change everyone's lives for better or for worse.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,223 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Roy M., Riza H.] 10th Doctor, Maes H.
Fullmetal Magic by V.Blackthorne reviews
When he finds himself transported into a new world, will Edward be able to find a way to return? Or will the Fullmetal Alchemist have to forget his past life; his friends, his family, and be content with the world he has? Order of the Phoenix timeline.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,509 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Edward E.
2P! Apocolypse by OtakuCentral2k16 reviews
World War Three. Many people didn't know how or when it would happen. Of course the countries of another color were not expected. No one thought of it, like succeeding states, no one was prepared. No one was prepared on the day the 2p!s attacked.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2016 - N. Italy, Germany, America, Canada
Draw a Circle, That's Alchemy by DanishPastry93 reviews
A new ruler of homunculi has arisen in the world and has found beings with true immortality. The Elric's have heard of a new version of alchemy that has developed, and feel the need to take a vacation from their Germanic home. Draw a circle, that's alchemy. I only own the computer used to type this and the plot. Nothing else.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 5/9/2016
A Recurring Nightmare with Popcorn by NinthFeather reviews
When Mustang's unit is transfered to the 4077th as diplomats, it seems like a good thing. But something darker is going on, and Amestris's problems are about to spill over into Korea. Canon pairings, longer summary inside.
Crossover - M*A*S*H & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,698 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Hawkeye P., Edward E. - Complete
Lost in Earth by xiongem reviews
Edward Elric has finally gotten what he had been fighting for- his brother's body back. Now that the fight with Father is over everything has calmed down, but now Truth calls on him once more but this time he's asking for help. Our world is in trouble and Edward must fight to save it. FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD
Crossover - NCIS & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Edward E.
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Centuries reviews
I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Annatrista Elric is the great granddaughter of Edward Eric, the Fullmetal Alchemist. When she is given a mission to investigate a rising gang, she accidentally activates a transmutation circle and finds herself back in a time when alchemy had a darker side.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Elysia H., Roy M.
random scene of the day
Edward is the son of athena...he has a run in with fear...more in the story
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Alphonse E., Edward E., V. Farman, Buccaneer - Complete
Mischief Managed reviews
Edward and Alphonse discover that they are wizards when they are attacked by a Deatheater. they begin school at Hogwarts, where they meet another orphaned half blood: Harry Potter himself
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Alphonse E., Edward E.