OK so I like to read and spend most of my day after school reading fan fictions and occasionally making one or two up. I haven't started writing them down until now because I was too lazy to and couldn't take my eyes off all the good fan fictions I love to read. I don't usually sleep for more than 5 hours because once I am kicked off of the computer from reading all night then I go to bed and start to read my book all night until I get caught again and have to go to bed (for real this time because my book was taken away) I also like to play soccer and run track/cross country when it isn't the freezing winter(I know some hobo is probabaly(SP?Icanneverspellthatwordright)casting a hobo spell on me right now because they don't even have a house but I don't care I hate running in the cold, wait hobos don't have computers. Sorry I keep saying hobo I just love how it sounds HOBO: I love it. I know you guys probably think I am crazy but I am not and I can prove it to you. I say that being crazy means that you are so smart that you start to loose your mind and act weird, and I really wouldn't call myself smart even though I have a 4.0 in school sometimes if it would be late at night I swear Lauren Mallory could probably beat me at checkers( sorry but I love Twilight inside jokes whenever it comes up and I couldn't resist) You might still want to call me crazy but, I think the words mental, dirranged, or even a phsyco(not in the creepy murder way) would much better describe me. Don't worry if you don't understand it if I ever say explain that to my friends they just look at me weird and start laughing at me.(and yes I have friends) Wow I am really easily distracted kind of like...LOL everyone who knows Twilight like knows how to finish that lineLOLOL(sorrycouldn'tresist)Well I like to look up things that have to do with books I have read(mainly Twilight),go shopping,but only for books,and write really long profiles that no one will ever read. I am never really on the same page as any one else and I really love to annoy my family whenever I can. The thing I am most proud of about myself is that I can say all of the Chapters of all of the books in the Twilight series in order(except BD but I'm working on it) My favorite shows are THE OFFICE!! and The Simpsons.(don't watch much T.V.)

NOW my FAVORITE My Favorite Books: The BIBLE!The Twilight series!!, The Hunger Games/Catching Fire, The Host, The Uglies series, The Inkheart series, Jade Green, Where The Red Fern Grows, Dear John,(if you don't like sad endings DO NOT READ THOSE LAST TWO)A Bend in the Road, The Lord of the Rings (NO I AM NOT A LESBIAN FOR LIKING IT. O TOM BAMBIDILLO!),The Inheritance Cycle(HOOT HOOT book 4 sigh), The Lucky One,The Hobbit, and I am currently reading The Story of Edgar Sawtelle,but it is really good so far. Not that anyone will read this,but I hope that you like my stories and super long profile. For all the Twilight fans:Be Safe. HA HA HA HA HAWWWWWW HAHA HA

This profile sucks but I thought I'd add this so that it might suck just a little bit less, and I was bored in my crazy Science teachers study hall...now I'm babbling, well enjoy!!

This really isn't that great but neither am I. Hope you like it.

Alice

Bella

Cullen

Danali

Edward

Felix

Garett

Harry

Irina

Jacob

Kate

Lulaby

Maria

Newton

Open Book

Paul

Quilute

Renesmee

Swan

Tanya

Uley

Volterra

Weber

X- rays

Yutt

Zafrina

I will probably use an avatar that has to do with Jacob 'cause he didn't get my screen name or Bella or... OH poor Jacob oh well Renesmee's better anyways. That's it I'm moving to Switzerland!!

I stole this from Twilight Lexicon hope they don't mind. Cool huuh!?(Twilight character potential Christmas presents)

Bella - A Camera and a Scrapbook

Edward - An Electric Piano

Carlisle - The game Operation

Esme - A Pink tool set

Emmet - A bear rug and a red toy jeep

Rosalie - A silver-plated vanity set complete with brush, comb, and mirror

Alice - A Magic 8 Ball

Jasper - Books on the Civil War along with a baseball and bat

Charlie - A Fishing Pole

Renee - The Host autographed by Stephenie Meyer, and a gift certificate from the Kings English Bookstore

Renesmee - The complete works of Shakespeare and Jane Austin’s Pride and Prejudice

Jacob - A tool box, a work light, and work gloves.

The Volturri - The board game Risk

I love the Volturi's, Alice's,and Renee's gifts LOL. P.S. I would have given Renesmee a set of silverware, but of coarse no one asked me again.He He get it silverware you know. HUH fine if you don't it's in Breaking Dawn. One if these days I have to realize not everyone is as obsessed as I am.

Abortion is wrong.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Something Sweet

A Girl asked her boyfriend;

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you choose me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.