Hi my names Sonia. I'm 23 years old.

I love to write fan fictions because a) most of the time the originals suck. b) I feel as if some character isn't getting enough love. c) When I watch something I come up with a least five different fan fiction. d) I love original characters.

I love to read books and fan fictions. I love movies and crime shows.

TV:

Game on Thrones- Tyrion, Robb, Jamie, Arya, Jon Snow, Ramsey, Daenerys, Oberyn

NCIS- Gibbs, Tony, Abby

NCIS: Los Angeles - G Cullen, Sam, Hetty

Hawaii five-O -Steve McGarrett ( drooling oops!)

Doctor Who- 10 (amazing), 11 (took a while to warm up to him)

Criminal minds - Penelope Garcia, Derek Morgan (in the words of the great Penelope Garcia 'You statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder')

Revenge- Emily Thorne (Women is amazeballs), Nolan Ross (a best friend I would kill for )

Ghost Adventures- Zak, Aaron, Nick

Teen wolf - Derek, Peter (poor thing is misunderstood)

Vampire diaries- Damon, Tyler, Enzo, Stefan, Jeremy

The Originals- Klaus, Kol, Elijah, Rebekah

Flash- Caitlin Snow, Barry Allen, Cisco, Ronnie, Joe

Arrow- Oliver Queen, Thea Queen, John Diggle, Roy Harper

Movies-

Avengers- Black widow, Hawkeye, Nick Fury, Phil Coulson, Bruce Banner

Thor- Loki (he just wants to be loved ), Thor

Iron man- Tony Stark, Pepper, Happy, Rodney

Captain America- Steve Rogers, Buckey, Peggy, Howard Stark

Batman- Bruce Wayne, Alfred, Johnathan Crane, Jim Gordon, Joker, Bane, Barsad, Ra's Al Ghul
Transformers- Will Lennox, Epps, Bumblebee, Optimus, Ironhide, Sideswipe

Stupid Instructions:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

On baby stroller: “Remove child before folding.” (*Sigh* If I must …)

On a brass fishing lure with a three pronged hook on the end: “Harmful if swallowed.” (I wonder who got to test that out?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD