I am just the lowly subconscious of God, or does that make me omnipotent? Either way, I'm a character you don't know, so why do you care? My goal is to share my stories that I don't mind being made public and mingle with interesting writers, but I bet I have ulterior motives, don't you? Is it possible I'm some devious mastermind looking to entrance the world's population of cute girls?! Well, it could be I'm exaggerating a bit there, right? But either way, motives are motives, and as far as I know, I never do anything without having some good pros to why I should, you know what I mean? So shall I get on with it?!

B: Goddamn you say too much bullsh*! Guess what, if a subconscious COULD speak, IT WOULDN'T TALK ALL RHETORICALLY AND SH*! YOU THINK THAT'S CLEVER?! LOLFAIL!

Canon: Jelly.

B: Dear lord! Your knowledge of 4chan memes is incredible!

Bishop: With such a loud and annoying tone of voice, it does feel like there's some rage going on here. Perhaps a certain prick is mad? u mad?

B: Why must I be attached to such faggots! Ogod, the very image of such a circumstance being literal is scary, even for me!

Izzy: "Circumstance?!" Why, I think that's the biggest word you've ever said!

Bishop: Don't forget "subconscious" and "rhetorically." He's really on the ball today! Must have some 5th grade Word-of-the-Day or something.

B: Do you feel like a big man insulting another person's intelligence? Does it feel good to call someone stupid?

Izzy: Ooo "intelligence!" Another 12-letter word! Such a good boy!

B: Mocking will do nothing to spark a reaction in me, filthy sl*ty wh*e. One cannot annoy The Best.

Izzy: You'd think needing to be so disrespectful as to call someone a filthy sl*ty wh*e would require some level of emotional reaction.

Bishop: Smaller words, Izzy. Use smaller words.

Canon: Guys...

Index: Off topic ^^;; for a while now too...

Bishop: Omy, then I offer my sincerest apologies to the reader. 4th wall or not there is a need for some level of decency.

B: Olook, and now the mask comes on.

Izzy: And metaphors now too! Our little B is becoming quite the creative speaker!

Index: Um, sooo, disregard all of that, and I realllllly didn't mean to offend you or anything.

Bishop: Though that would definitely weed out a lot of people.

Canon: Is that what we want?...

Index: ANYWAYS... Soo I'm just going to wing assign roles here.. I'll do the reading and reviews of other people.

Bishop: Dibs on writing.

B: F* you, my word takes priority.

Index: B, you can be responsible for dialogues like this. Bishop, you and Canon write. And Canon, you can help me learn about other people.

B: And by learn about we mean-

Bishop: STFU B!

B: What, they should get fair warning.

Canon: "Warning about what?"

Bishop: SEE now the issue won't die! It's in their heads!

B: Canon was the one that admitted to ulterior motives. I just reraised the issue.

Izzy: I promise you guys, we're harmless... So long as you can handle 2 idiots and a strange philosopher you'll be fine!

Canon: . . .

Izzy: AND THEN THERE WAS CENSORING!!!