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Joined 05-17-14, id: 5736765, Profile Updated: 12-10-15

Likes: Roasted salmon, sarcasm, fruits, puppies, chocolate (oh god), heights, fireworks, oven-roasted tomatoes, subtlety, nature, oven-roasted vegetables, kids when they aren't crying, the color red, meaningful silences & artful metaphor, oven-roasted anything really, internet cables, and entertaining plots.

Dislikes: Vegetable seeds, dentists, zeroes, Republicans, bacon (ugh), conflict, esoteric desserts, the open ocean when viewed from underwater, overly chatty people, slow wifi, spicy food, unnecessary cynicism.

What, or who, is your mortal nemesis? Feelings give me hives, but 'NPC people' are a close second And - yeah, either 2% milk or root beer. Both are practically war crimes.

Countries you've visited: Canada (born and raised!), US, Mexico, Trinidad & Tobago, Barbados, Grenada, Venezuela, UK, France, Germany, Italy, Belgium, South Africa, Australia, and New Zealand.

What would constitute a perfect day for you? Cheerios cereal, vanilla yogurt, an apple, and either jam toast or a bowl of porridge first thing in the morning before a cup of disgustingly sweet English tea, and some poetry during the sunrise. A few hours of intensive exercise around noon because reasons, an afternoon spent improving my nonexistent piano and French skills, then refining my talent with the oven for dinner before proceeding to spend the rest of the day undisturbed stuffing my face with low-quality chocolate and generally being absolutely useless.

Dreams for the future: visit Japan Olympics 2020 (hype!!), prosthetics engineering (maybe?), writing, a second language, a small & homely house

What's your life mantra? I'll give you two:

"Give fresh water to the one who catches fish."

- Gen Urobuchi

and

"You cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening your own."

- Ben Sweetland

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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23530 - Favs: 16,773 - Follows: 16,703 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Chasing Yesterday by The Jingo reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... EDITING.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,375 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.]
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,745 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 4,143 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9288 - Favs: 6,768 - Follows: 5,308 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
The Never-ending Road by laventadorn reviews
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, covering CoS - GoF. Future Snape/Harriet. Sequel "No Journey's End" (Ootp - DH) is now posting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 597,993 - Reviews: 3462 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Ambiguous Artifice by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 388,266 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 3,959 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
Fire Rebirth by Nanosilver reviews
Obsolete, read Feathered Sanguine for Rewrite. /OC Self-Insert, slightly AU, Manga Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,029 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Madara U., Kagami U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,125 - Follows: 19,428 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 5268 - Favs: 4,402 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3175 - Favs: 7,837 - Follows: 8,486 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Serpentine Subterfuge by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 338,096 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Stars Above by Inverarity reviews
Alexandra Quick is determined to cheat her fate and see justice done, but she faces a vengeful conspiracy and secrets she is not prepared for. She'll need the help of her friends, but even that may not be enough against the power of the Stars Above.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 261,980 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - OC - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 5,110 - Follows: 5,642 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2382 - Favs: 9,588 - Follows: 5,054 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,570 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Alexandra Quick and the Deathly Regiment by Inverarity reviews
Alexandra Quick begins eighth grade at Charmbridge Academy angry and in denial. When guilt and obsession lead her to a fateful choice, it is not only her own life that hangs in the balance, for she will uncover the secret of the Deathly Regiment!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,133 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - OC - Complete
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
After The Fairy Tale Ends by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ichigo K.
Alexandra Quick and the Lands Below by Inverarity reviews
Seventh grader Alexandra Quick returns to Charmbridge Academy. This year she will face bullies from another wizarding school, a secret Dark Arts club, and her father's scheming, but her most terrible trials await her in the strange and deadly Lands Below!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 235,084 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - OC - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 4,483 - Follows: 4,051 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 4,414 - Follows: 684 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete