![]() Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Supernatural, Big Valley, and Twilight. Hi! I'm Raven and I'm 28. I work in the evenings in a supermarket and I am going to online college. Writing is something I love to do other than watching Anime and reading. Right I am going to try and reboot some of my old stories and working on some new ones that I hope everyone will enjoy. It's been awhile and they really need them. So so be one the look out for my new and improved stories and my brand new ones. I also saw that my profile needed major overhaul as it has been four years since I last changed it around. It is time to freshen it up and delete some things while adding some things to it as well. Things You Should NOT Do If You Are A Customer: 1) DO NOT sexually harress the workers! Just because we are working and can't strangle you because we would get fired for hurting a customer doesn't mean you can say what you please and embarress us. 2) DO NOT take your bad day out on us! If you had an awful day and you come into a store with a bad attitude do not take it out on us. We didn't do anything to you and don't deserve to be yelled and screamed at. 3) DO NOT talk to a worker if they are already helping someone else! If you need help do not butt in if the worker you see is already helping someone. We are willing to help everyone but you have to be patient and wait your turn. It only annoys us and makes us loose concentration of what we were doing before. 4) DO NOT flip out if we make a mistake! Everybody makes mistakes and we do not need to hear you yell just because we forgot to take off a coupon or put something where you didn't want it. Just calmly expalin to us what we did wrong and we'll fix it. No need to drive yourself into a heartattack. 5) DO NOT stand over our shoulder like you are our boss! We do our job to the best of our ability and it annoys and makes us nervous when you peer over our shoulder. We understand that you want it done right, but remember we have been trained for the job and we wouldn't be there of we couldn't do it. 6) DO NOT take it out on us if a price is not what you thougt it was! Just politely tell us that the price is wrong and we or our boss will check it. If you are right we will fix it and if you are wrong we will kindly explain what the price is and you if you would still like the item. There is no need to act like the world is ending. 7) DO NOT make unneed comments at us! If you come up to us and say, "You look bored." or "It looks like you could use something to do." just don't. It just annoys most of us because you usually say that when we just had a customer leave and we glad for a break. 8)DO NOT consider us your baby-sitting service. Our jobs are not to take care of your children. Well, this is all I can think of at the moment. I'll add more as I think of them or as they happen to me and my co-workers. If you work with customers and you have one for the list please pm it to me. I will put it on my list with your name. Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, Egdar Allan Poe, Brian Jacques, John Saul, Mary Higgins Clark, Agatha Christie, Sir Aruthur Conan Doyle, Stephenie Meyer, Nora Roberts, Catherine Anderson, Robert Frost, Rachel Caine, Ellen Schreiber Favorite Stories(or Poetry): Harry Potter Series, Redwall Series, The Raven, The Lord of the Rings, Silent Stalker, Twilight, Sherlock Holmes, Black Stallion Series, Vampire Kisses, Morganville Vampires Favorite Manga/Animes: Fruits Basket, Ghost Hunt, Sailor Moon, Sorcerer Hunters, Yu Yu Hakusho, Knight Hunters, Tokyo Majin Favorite Songs: The Devil went Down to Georgia, Mountain Music, Freedom Fighters, Gunpowder and Lead, Citizen/ Soldier, Let It Go, It's Not My Time, Crashed Favorite Artists: Alabama, 3 Doors Down, Charlie Daniels Band, POD, Miranda Lambert, Daughtry, Nickelback, Pink Favorite Actors: Orlando Bloom, Lou Diamond Philips, Bruce Willis, Chris Rock, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Sandra Bullock, Paul Walker Favorite TV Shows/Movies: Twister, Lord of the Rings, any type of horror movie, Supernatural, Ghost Adventures, Big Bang Theory, Murder She Wrote, Big Valley, NCIS My Favorite Random Quotes: 1) My mind wandered and never came back. 2) Not a morning person doesn't even began to cover it. 3) According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. 4) Heavily medicated for your safety. 5) Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa. 6) Growing old is mandatary, growing up is optional. 7) I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either. 8) Love your enemies. It really gets them confused. 9) Don't steal. The government hates competition. 10) I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. 11) Question Authority. 12) I've run out of sick days. So I am calling in dead. 13) Caution! I brake for Elves, Fairies, Gnomes, Leprechuans, Unicorns, Dragons, and other invisible creatures that only I can see. 14) Consciousness that annoying time between naps. 15) Do not meedle in the affairs of Dragons... For you crunchy and good with ketchup. 16) Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most. 17) Protected by angels. 18) Another cynical ex-hippie now working for the establishment... 19) I believe in angels. 20) Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot. 21) Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it. 22) Cute but physco things even out. 23) Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out yout car. 24) You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. Laurance J. Peter 25) Ahh... I see the screw-up Fairy has visited us again. 26) Chaos, Panic, and Disorder... My work here is done. 27) I believe in dragons, good men, and other fanasty creatures. 28) I took a pain pill. Why are you still here? 29) Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 30) Reality is for people who lack imagination. 31) The more people I meet the more I like my dog. 32) You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. 33) Your village called... the idiot is missing. 34) I would love to have a battle of wits with you but you appear unarmed. Favorite Anime, Book, and Tv Show Quotes: Dragonball Z: "Gohan! No!" -Krillin(DBZ) "There are three things I hate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection. Our friend Vegeta, possesses all three of these." -Frieza(DBZ) "Well, well, well. Just out of the factory, no warranty, and already broken." -Vegeta(DBZ) "It's times like this when I say to myself: why didn't I become a shoe salesman?" -Krillin(DBZ) "You can stay in my body until ths fight with Frieza's over. After that, I'm charging rent!" -Piccolo(DBZ) "Never train children when their mothers are around... it's hazardous." -Piccolo(DBZ) Sailor Moon: "Hey, give me a donut, Meatball Head." -Darien(Sailor Moon) Harry Potter: "We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." -George Weasley (Harry Potter) "I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were respoonsible for trying to send you a toliet seat." -Professor Dumbledore (Harry Potter) "I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry Potter (Harry Potter) "You are truly your father's son, Harry..." -Sirius Black (sniff) (Harry Potter) NCIS: "You can get out of the body bag now." Gibbs "Never thought I would say this but I don't think I want to." Toni "Bless you." Toni "What are you, my priest?" Abby "Curse you?" Toni "Hahaha..." Abby "Cobb, I don't have to tell you what the most important thing to do now is, do I?" Gibbs "Getting the ice cream back in the freezer." Cobb "Excatly." Gibbs Supernatural: "Bitch." Dean "Jerk." Sam Favorite Characters from Animes, Books, and Tv Shows: Cardcaptors: Tori Avalon(Cardcaptors) Sailor Moon: Hotaru Tomoe(Sailor Moon) Harry Potter: Sirius Black(Harry Potter) Fred and George Weasley (Harry Potter) Redwall: Basil Stag Hare (Redwall) Mathias(Redwall) Mariel (Redawall) Lord of the Rings: Legolas (Lord of the Rings) DragonballZ: Guko (Dragonball Z) Future Trunks (Dragonball Z) NCIS: Abby (NCIS) Gibbs (NCIS) McGee (NCIS) Ziva (NCIS) Supernatural: Dean Sam Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if your screwed. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you love/are obsessed with Harry Potter, copy/paste this into your account If you think Orlando Bloom is cute, copy paste this into your account If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you ever HAVE slapped someone, copy this into your profile. It was on instinct... =D If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, If you miss Fred Weasley, from Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what facebook is to other people, copy this If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have spent a long time wishing that Hogwarts was actually a place, copy this onto your profile! If you like Sirius Black copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE! 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