Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.

"He watched as the air around her crackled with her magic, and it was so aggressive, so electrifying, that he wondered how this beautiful creature had ever managed to evade his notice – how he'd so foolishly underestimated her from the start." Darkfic.

A companion to Amortentia. Some love stories are beautiful, some are cautionary tales; all of these are both. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, and mature themes—for when you crave a little darkness.

Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.

"Admit it," he stated blandly. "You haven't been moving up in your career because you're missing something... You don't seem to understand, for instance, that politics is a game. It's chess." "I've never been very good at chess," Hermione muttered. "And I'm the grand master," Malfoy smiled crookedly. WIP, EWE, Rated M to be safe.

When the world is coming to an end and all hope seems lost, Dumbledore has a rather unusual request for Hermione. "1943? And you'd like me to...kill Tom Riddle?" Dumbledore shook his head, that annoying twinkle glowing thrice as bright as before. "No, my dear. I'd like you to join him." Full Summary inside. An interesting take on time travel.

Due to the upcoming NEWTs exam, Hermione had only one thought in mind: study, study, study. Otherwise, she would have remembered about the tampon that had been inside her for days. As a result, she ended up in the Hospital Wing where the new Healer had the misfortune of having to remove it himself. But when magic didn't work...well, Mr. Riddle had no choice but to do it manually.

It had been one night and Draco Malfoy had gone out of his way to make sure she didn't expect it to be any more than that. Still, she probably should have told him about their daughter. DRAMIONE. (Plus drabbles of their child.)

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

A new killer causes a worldwide media sensation by committing crimes so depraved, that they're creating a global panic. Only Special Agent and Consulter Hermione Granger can stop the killer—if she can solve his most complex and terrifying puzzle. Will she see through his game before her time runs out? Or will she lose herself in his maze of terror?

"There's something wrong with your love story, baby..." (Mafia AU)

Hermione is a smart, driven physician who can't bear losing patients. She finds an unlikely ally in Tom Riddle. "We chose punishing careers to keep people from feeling as broken as we do. You and I are just two sides of the same coin."

A Malfoy with the veela gene has been popping up irregularly in their bloodline since the 17th century. Draco Malfoy is one of the rare male veelas, and has until his 18th birthday to find his mate, and convince her to be his, forever. Finding her won't be the problem for this particular veela, it's convincing the stubborn witch to accept him that's going to be the hard part!

A lifelong combination of suppressed rage and ignored beauty can lead to unsavory decisions and down destructive paths. The question is, who will burn with her? (AU) Rachel x Young Do.

I watched them as they flirted and caressed one another, it was sickening. It had to be stopped because at the end of the day, Granger was mine. DM/HG.

The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.

Voldemort died, but the Death Eaters live on. Hermione Granger traded herself to Draco Malfoy in exchange for safe passage for core Order members. Now he's pretending to love her, Narcissa is pretending to believe that, and Hermione is walking a tightrope behind enemy lines as she figures out what is going on. Unfortunately, people fall off tightropes. (no non-con)

Newly of age, Draco Malfoy, is set to return for his seventh and final year at Hogwarts. His final year should have been easy- Head Boy duties, homework and to stay out of harms way from the impending war. Of course he should have known it wouldn't be that simple, especially after the Veela blood in his veins has awoken. His only goal- find his mate and mark her or die. DM/HG

This is not a typical marriage law fic, at least not by my definition, though I have read enough of them to know almost everybody says that. This was inspired by Ten Too Many so the premise is similar, but really ten was just too many. A marriage law is passed and Hermione is forced to take four husbands: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, and Kingsley Shackelbolt. Enjoy!

Bound together by the Marriage law, Professor Snape and Hermione Granger marry in hopes of forming love from the ashes of the war before the embers of the war rekindle. Story includes a rough and handsome Snape, babies, lemons, subtle BDSM, A jealous Malfoy heir and a possible love triangle. Hermione as head girl and later as a Professor, and as a Death-eater & Order member.

Her allure is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. Hermione x Multi pairings. Post-war.

AU Tomione. No time travel no time turners. - 'Are you not scared of him? Tom Riddle has got a rather peculiar reputation. But I'm sure it's all stupid talk. He's Head Boy after all.' - 'What kind of a reputation' - 'Er… he's… well, he seems kinda dark.'

And when her halo broke, she carved the two halves into horns.

It starts with Ginevra and her constant whining about a girl named Hermione, and it only takes one look at said girl to convince Tom he wants her. When Hermione acts indifferent to him, Tom's actions are questionable. Dark/AU

Tom Riddle is sixteen. He is also angry, a murderer, and scrambling to salvage his very-well-thought-out plan. Hermione is sixteen. She's bleeding out on the Ministry floor, and events just get worse from there. [AU from Order of the Phoenix]

He was an agent of chaos, the clown prince of Gotham city and no one could stop him, not even when they caged him. It was everything and now he's lost. Lost without her, undone by her disappearance. she's taken his will, his purpose and desire with her and now all he has are the memories of her, the echo of his girl. Until he can get her back. Rated for violence and language.

Her mother had gotten herself a new lover. His name was Tom. Modern AU. No magic. Slightly inspired by Lolita.

The bloodlusting reign of the King of Gryffindor has sent thousands into hiding. The only person oblivious to this seems to be the King's sole heir, Princess Hermione, so when she is captured by thieves, she is ready to protect her birthright. Until the too seductive Draco Malfoy decides that his prisoner is the key to end the tyranny of the Granger family within the kingdom...

Modern College Professor!Tom Riddle Magic AU Tomione. Slow-burning lemon

"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."

Theodore Nott has always been the overlooked Slytherin until he is forced into joining the Death Eaters by his elderly father. Now, with the new rewards Voldemort has given his followers, captured Mudbloods, he is in over his head with Hermione Granger. AU after OoTP.

"She showed up on Halloween night, with her big hair, her big mouth. Her magic touches the darkness of my soul, my name on her Mudblood lips sounds foreign. She began this dangerous game." Her best friends knew that she was lost, trapped in a place of darkness. They would do anything to find her, even face the Dark Lord once again and break the circle of time.

Modern AU - Primarily Tomione but other pairings will happen (het/slash) - Hermione's just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world. She took the midnight plane on a journey to LA in order to pursue her dream. What could possibly go wrong? - Not quite a crack!fic. Un-beta'd and rated M for sexual references, situations, and a lot of language. An a cappella story of aca-love.

"That's my dryer! And my clothes!" He finally glanced down at the last bundle of clothes he was holding. "Really? I don't see you as a black lace type of girl." Zach and Cammie met over a laundry room battle. She doesn't want to see him again but will their paths keep crossing? No spies, takes place at Georgetown. Disclaimer: I do not own the Gallagher Girls characters.

Hermione is dead, but she isn't supposed to be. Thanks to the hooded lady called 'Life', she will get a second chance to make things right. Tomione.

He was marked when he was sixteen. She was marked when she was twenty. His is a snake, hers is a willow. One was a choice, one is an obligation. Neither is truly understood, and both will change everything. "You shall collect the Princess, Draco Malfoy, and you will bring her back where she belongs."

Hermione Granger falls in love with Draco Malfoy during their 8th year, but his future is set by a pre-arranged marriage. Fortunately, Theodore Nott is there to help her pick up the pieces of her broken heart. Years later, she and Draco meet again in Paris, and the spark is still there between them... Drama/Romance/Triad/Slytherin tricks. 2016 Smutty-Claus Fest Exchange entry.

Voldemort wins the war and pureblood men get a slave each from the losing side. When Draco gets the mudblood Granger all his fantasies come true. SEXUALLY GRAHIC SCENES Nonconsensual and heavy explicit language DMHG, pure smut/explicit sex scenes HG/OTHERS, DM/OTHERS, DMHG/OTHERS

Her breath escaped her as Malfoy slammed her against the wall. Before she could push him off, his lips crashed onto hers, in front of everyone in the foyer. Suddenly, he pulled away, giving her a smirk that sent cold fear striking down her spine. Hermione Granger was speechless... (Dark!Draco)

Modern AU. Peeta Mellark has never been able to say no to Katniss Everdeen. But after years as friends with benefits, that's going to have to change. Everlark.

"You … you want me to become your mistress?" she whispered hoarsely. "Oh lord no! I select my lovers who have a lot more refinement and sophistication than you could ever possess. No, I have a better or rather a worse proposal for you ... depends on how you see it. I want you to become my wife, Miss Granger!" MUGGLE-AU Regency Era DRAMIONE, with Theo/Daphne as side-pairing.

On that fateful Halloween night Bellatrix Lestrange decided to sate her bloodlust on an innocent muggleborn family. Life is never again the same for the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black.

The war didn't end when Harry and Voldemort fell. Hermione refuses to feel helpless any longer, and goes back in time to remove the scar that an unloved Tom Riddle left on the wizarding world. Tangled in the pureblood sphere, will Hermione just become another cog in Tom Riddle's plans? Final pairing is a secret! But not a Tomione. Lestrange OC. Parent!Hermione Child!Tom. COMPLETE!

Tricked into holding what she'd thought was a broken time-turner, Hermione was sent back to 1926. She was stuck in time and lived in the Leaky. While struggling to build a new life, an odd couple caught her attention. No way could a man love such a woman so intensely, right? A simple answer: Love potion. Little did Hermione know that she was intervening to the newly-wed Riddles.

Hermione Granger...er..Nott, got some interesting news to say the least. How will the fact that her Blood status has changed effect her life? Story of newfound family, New love, New friends. EWE, Triggers eventually: Torture, Punishment. Rated M for possible Smut, Lemons, Triggers, and Language. Pairings: [Hermione x Draco, Ginny X Blaise, Theo x Pansy, Neville x Luna, plus more]

Draco Malfoy gets locked a closet with Hermione Granger at a party. But is that all to the story? Comedy, Romance, Mystery and so much smut to come. Dramione 3 part series. Rated M FOR A REASON (smut) -The unofficial sequel to A Touch of Bourbon. COMPLETE! **WINNER: BEST MINI FIC 2017 Dramione Awards**

So this is smut. Just a sleepless night... And my crazy thoughts. Why not? Come along... Let us see what happens when tensions are high and everyone needs release. READ REVIEW REPEAT

ONE SHOT: Miss Hermione Granger might not remember a single thing but she does know that Tom Riddle, for all his charm and charisma, terrifies her to the bone. And she's never even breathed a word to him in her life.

AU-ish. The Order were beside themselves at being unable to locate him, since his 'defection' to the Dark Lord at Dumbledore's passing at the end of the previous school year. But Dumbledore's orders had been clear: maintain his cover at all costs. The Order would need to find a way to reach him, if they required him. But by the gods, he prayed this wasn't it.

Hermione tries to banish the thought that she might be in love with a murderer. Non-magic AU. One-shot.

Hermione Granger is always right, so when her testimony is deemed useless and Draco is locked away in Azkaban, she knows she has to fight for what is right. With the odd's stacked against her, and Theo at her side, will she be able to help set him free? Rated M for language. Summary and cover by xxDustNight88

Everyone knows the origins of the jester who fell in love with her equally mad creator. But what if Harley Quinn was born without the assistance of the Joker? All of Gotham is the stage as two titans collide. And The Clown King declares that The Jester Queen is now his property. Death awaits anyone who tries to interfere, even the Jester Queen herself.

Gryff!Draco. Dramione. ABANDONED.

All in all she was completely unworthy of exceptional attention until one day... A time-traveling witch and a boy who suffers for it. Tomione.

Hermione and Draco attend a charity ball. Will a blast from the past destroy everything they hold dear?

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

They are not Gods...but they might as well be...and Gods should never fall for their own creation. HG/JP,TR,SB,RAB,RL,DM,SS,LM - HP AU

Draco think's Hermione's his mate, which pisses Kat off because, well, she hates him. But when it turn's out that Kat herself is his mate, she nearly gets them both killed. The War is over, and Voldemort is long gone. So can Kat finally let go of the past? Is it too late for them to start over? FEM!Harry GWL Veela!Draco AU Chapter 19 Pregnant? COMPLETE!

"This isn't going to end well, it never does when you say such things." Draco groaned and silently questioned his mate's motives. "Do whatever it is you do, what's the worst that can happen?" Blaise Zabini, firewhiskey, and a spell of his own creation - what could possibly go wrong? EWE, semi-HBP compliant, disclaimer: I own nothing. rated M for mature content.

Hermione remembers everything one day as a nurse stands in front of her, tray with bland food and medication held in her hands. The memory makes her angry. So angry. Fortunately, she has a friend in the hospital with her and he's happy to help her. ONE SHOT

Hermione is an upper sixth student at the highly elite Hogwarts School, and she needs extra hours working in the school's science labs for her pre-admission to Oxford the next year. However, she has to get the approval from the chemistry teacher, Dr. Snape, as well as the support of the man in charge of the science department - Dr. Tom Riddle. (Non-Magical/Modern AU) *COMPLETED*

"Then she's lying. And you're lying to yourself too if you think that you can sit with her and have tea and bloody scones on Sundays and feel nothing but complete friendship." They hate each other in high school. They fuck in university. They marry. They divorce. Maybe, four years later, loves occurs the right way. EWE. AU. HIATUS.

Hermione's spent way too long in her cell in Azkaban, hiding from the world. Draco promises to take her with him when he gets out. A Christmas spent in Azkaban. Now complete.

"I'm beginning to think that I would love to hear you scream." Tomione. Regency AU. Rated-M.

"Granger," He seethed, as if he had any right to be angry while he was covered in blood on her doorstep. "Invite me inside." Her nails dug into the polished wood of the door and she contemplated slamming it in his face. "Absolutely not." Modern Vampire AU. Tomione. Also a splash of Drarry because I needed that in my life rn.

He was a monster and manipulative and his morals left much to be desired, but at least he was warm... A Beauty and the Beast inspired, Stockholm Syndrome-y, morally questionable Tomione one-shot for Pumpkin's Tomione Day.

ONE-SHOT: Now, she saw his very first smile, and it wasn't a good smile, no, no, it was the kind of smile that burnt your insides and froze them at the same time, it hurt other people and didn't care, but it loved her unconditionally. HG/TR. (tumblr request; edited 7/1/16.)

Hermione wants a new job. Will boss Malfoy let her go? "Tell me, Granger, do you often imagine me in bed?" "If you mean death bed," she said sweetly. "Then every day."

Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.

She falls in love with him when she's 12, but by the time she's 17 she wants him dead. For Tom Riddle, its vice versa. Tomione. AU. M for a reason.

What happens when you mix an ancient marriage curse, a psychotic killer and two childhood enemies? The answer is uncertain, but Draco and Hermione are about to find out... DH compliant, epilogue disregarded. Also, HP/GW, PP/BZ, NB/LM.

Hermione will create multiple time lines in order to save Tom Riddle's soul and cure him of his inability to love.

When Hermione runs afoul of a spell in Malfoy Manor, Draco helps her in the only way he can: by taking her to bed. Now they must face their friends, their family and one pissed off wife. Plus some unexpected consequences.

semi-historical AU with magic. After Draco purchases Hermione as his new concubine, she is thrown in the path of the new composer for the court, Voldemort. And soon she finds herself making a deal with the devil himself... TMR/HG/DM

The Light side won the battle but lost the war. By Ministry decree, all Mudbloods have been Obliviated and "repatriated" to the Muggle world. When Draco Malfoy seeks out Hermione Granger, he wants only one thing . . . but gets far more. HG/DM, KB/MF, CC/TN.

Draco was rather pleased with his record of not-promise-making; he'd never led anyone on, and he'd always been up front about what people should expect from him. Until then, he'd been perfectly satisfied that what people expected from him was very little.

"I've had enough! Malfoy Corporation is going down!" Hermione raged as she hurled stacks of parchments across her office suite. 'Which would you take down first?the company?or their dashing Chief Executive" her secretary drawled slyly, dodging the stacks

"To be fair, we're all a bunch of teenagers," she added generously when she spied his taken offense. "Hormones and the like. Add post-war trauma to it and you're bound to have mangled soap opera plots worthy of the daftest of heroes." RW-HG-DM

Hermione is accepted into Hogwarts Academy of Classical Arts for her Masters of Music in violin. There, she faces her only competitor, the greatest composer of the 21st Century, Tom Riddle. By proving her worth with her unique approach, she and Tom find themselves becoming enamored with the music they produce together and slowly...with each other.

Everyone said Hermione was the brightest witch of their age, and that Theodore Nott was the most beautiful male of their generation. Essentially, they were perfectly matched: he was the beauty to her brains. It was just too bad he didn't feel that way. Or so Hermione thought… Theo/Hermione. Drama/Romance/Sexiness. 2015 Interhouse Fest entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!

Hermione is having a difficult time controlling her raging libido around her two hot roommates/best friends-Draco Malfoy and Tom Riddle. But it soon turns out she isn't the only one who wants a good shag. Threesome. DMHGTR. Smut. AU.

sometimes, it's sick, toxic, a gun pointed at her chest and a knife held at his throat, crimson on her hands, amaranth on his, no way out.

AU. Hermione meets a man at a dinner party. He takes advantage of her...weakness. Tom/Hermione lemon. Mature Audiences only, please.

Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit. COMPLETE.

Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.

DM/HG/HP After a potion accident, Hermione lost 15 yrs worth of memories.Harry & Draco have to have patience while they fight to get their witch back.How will Hermione react w-Draco in her life?Will the stress be too much for Harry & Draco? All reviews will get a preview of next chap!3Plus, Bi, M/F, M/M, M/F/M Complete

She needs money. He offers it to her in exchange of one night spent with him. Malfoy believes all women are rotten, Hermione believes Malfoy has no heart. Tables turn when the truth comes out, and unrequited love is bringing them both to dark places.

Collection of one-shots for my sunken Ship, ESxYD. Rating varies.

What if Hermione was never in the world she thought she was in? That everything she has ever known was a lie? What if everything was a result of our heroine's mind delving deeper into insanity? Slight AU. Dark.

Hermione Granger, graduate student, needs a cheap apartment that is free of excessive cats, groping men, or weird smells. Abraxas Malfoy wants another housemate. The only problem is Tom Riddle. AU. Really AU. No, really. COMPLETE.

She doesn't scream when they kidnap her. Her dress is ripped and her hair is a mess, but she balls her hands into fists and straightens and she looks at him – honey coloured eyes with specks of green and silver – and she spits blood at his feet and then - And then she starts swearing. Tomione/AU/Persephone/ONE-SHOT

"Very witty, Granger.You are going to put your pretty little hand into that social climber's full purse of yours and reimburse me." "I might just. However, do I not hear well anymore, or did you just say that I have pretty little hands?" "If you heard that somewhere in this discussion, Granger, then I confirm your suspicions about your damaged hearing." Regency-Era Dramione.

Two years ago, Dumbledore gave Hermione a mission, and the time has finally come for her to complete it. Leaving the War behind, she goes back to 1943 to tamper with the timeline and save the future. However, a certain teenage Dark Lord keeps interfering with her plans, and he's not the Dark Lord she was sent to destroy - or fall for. LEMONS!

"Today, I sent white roses over to St. Mungos addressed especially for Granger. Attached is a 'sincere' note of thanks." Malfoy smirked. "And do you know what I hear people say?" Blaise nodded with understanding. "They say it's like a fairy tale come true." It was the beauty of the unattainable. The delicious seduction of the forbidden. It would be the talk of the century. REWRITE!

After receiving a Dreadful mark on his Muggle Studies project, Theodore Nott must work with muggleborn Gryffindor Hermione Granger to get his grade up. Does familiarity always breed contempt? / One-Shot; Fluffy, then a wee bit Angsty, then maybe Steamy.

Emptiness. Emptiness filled with screaming, wailing, longing. And an eternal hollowness. Little did she know, that she was going to given a choice. A new chance at a new start, and a possibility of making everything in the end better. She needed to at least try. [Tomione fic. No time turner. Rated everyone for now, might change for later chapters.]

Draco and Theo know better than to take dating advice from Blaise. But Draco's going through a dry spell and Theo is out for some old-fashioned revenge. And this new plan works two out of three times, guaranteed. Two-shot.

Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.

They were in a constant duel with each other. Their lives were cruel. Their story was magic.

"If I win, you have to come clean my house without magic for the next 2 months." I smiled. He smirked. "Fine. But if I win, you have to sleep with me." Both doctors, Draco and Hermione have a lot on their minds. They'll do anything to win this bet- it's time to play dirty. Stitches won't fix this one. (Really ust a story about jokes, unrealistic situations and misguided gambling)

Blaise braced his hands on the sill of the window to haul himself back to his feet, and immediately froze at the scene playing out through the window. "Oh, for f*ck's sake, Draco!". D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Do Me Veela Fest on LJ.

Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)

If memory is the diary we carry about with us, what happens if we misplace it? Hermione Granger wakes up in a hospital with almost no recollection of who she is or either of the two men claiming to be her fiancé. "What's the last thing you remember?" The Healer pressed on through his little quiz and now things were really bad. "I… nothing," she said finally. COMPLETE

Hermione completes her last year at Hogwarts, studying under the war hero Severus Snape, keeping her hopeless interest in the mysterious man to herself, along with her other struggles... until one night when she arrives for detention and hears something she never expected: "I want you." Love potion accident. Thanks for reviews and awards!

Ten years after the war Hermione finds herself at death's door and the only one that can save her refuses to come near her, unfortunately for him if she dies so does he due to a very unfortunate, very secret Veela heritage. This is a dark veela story with smut and language rated M for a reason!

"Speaking of," she said, pouring herself more wine, "when's your birthday, old man?" He still avoided her eyes. "Not today, that's for sure." Tomione, no magic AU. Oneshot. Rated M for lemons.

Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.

Hermione Granger is a pure-blood Slytherin elitist, and Draco Malfoy is a Muggle-born Gryffindor. And Dumbledore can't even.

Hermione is thrown into a parallel universe where everything is the same but different. While there, she finds another who has suffered the same fate as her, and together they try to find their way back to their home universe. Originally conceived as a gift, written for nottonyharrison for the GE Fic Exchange 2013, based on her wonderful prompt.

Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.

The Silver Marauders are the most popular group in school, consisting of Ron, Harry, Blaise and Draco. Hermione is the most unpopular girl in school. Blaise wants to discover the motivation behind Draco's constant bullying of Hermione. AU. Violence. COMPLETE!

Voldemort is the brilliant, ruthless heir of a crumbling criminal empire. Amateur computer hacker Hermione Granger has to do volunteer work at Azkaban Prison, or else her dream of going to Duke is taking a one-way ticket down the toilet. But as Hermione learns this handsome murderer has more in common with her than she thinks, the rising mob war becomes the least of her worries...

"Merlin," Pansy breathed as she stared glassy-eyed at a tomato-red Neville. "That was scorching hot. What is this? Some sort of muggle porn?" "I think the proper term would be erotica," Harry answered as he adjusted his shirt collar. The classroom was suddenly very warm. This story is a tribute to all my favorite authors in the Harry Potter fandom. May you enjoy them as much as I

"I'm not Cha Eun Sang," Rachel whispered. "You don't get to save me. You don't get to pretend to want to." Rachel decides to take control of the one thing she can and Young-do refuses to make things easy for her.

When he slurps his noodles too loudly (on purpose), Rachel nearly smears her last Hamachi roll in his stupid fringe. Rachel and Young Do in Senior Year.

Austin happens to hear Ally calling their sex life boring. He's determined to prove her 100% wrong. /Read Authors Note at the beginning/Auslly

Third part to the 'His Little Bird' series. This is short, but as dark as the last ones. Non-con.

When Hermione, a psychologist, meets a research scientist with an amazing discovery, she has no idea of the dark secrets and plans he's harboring . . . Muggle AU. Tom/Hermione. Rated M for language and mildly disturbing content.

Ally finds herself having to resort to unspeakable things to pay the rent. "You think you can just waltz in here and demand I have sex with you?" Austin shook his head. "I wasn't demanding, Ally," he began, "It was more of a... suggestion." Auslly fic. AU. OOC.

He is too pale and full of sharp edges to be conventionally attractive, for which you are grateful. He is already in your workplace and your thoughts; there's no more room for him under your skin. (Draco/Hermione)

"Would you touch yourself if I asked you to, Katniss? If I asked you to slide your hand into your shorts and stroke yourself for me, would you do it?"

The world Rachel has known her whole life is changing and she struggles with adjusting. Nevertheless, she has people to help her.

Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.

Pansy's plan for revenge couldn't be sweeter. Too bad she forgot about Draco's sweet tooth.

Hermione, after witnessing the deaths of those important to her at the Great battle at Hogwarts, is determined to change the future. Using Dumbledore's help she travels back to the past but what will she do when she meets Tom Riddle Face to Face? Will She get her revenge and prevent the future bloodshed or will she fall head over heels for the young charmer?

She loved him first.

It is 1895 in England. Purebloods are the supremacy. Dumbledore rules them all. Lord Malfoy, one of his many devout followers, has a daughter no one has ever seen. The daughter herself, Hermione Malfoy, never questions the strict rules standing between her and everyone else – that is, until Master Riddle arrives and makes her think twice. AU/OOC/Rated M for dark themes.

D/Hr. "There wasn't always nothing between us. Once upon a time, there was something. A very good something." One-shot! COMPLETE.

Sequel to His Little Bird. He's waited for months while she's slipped out of his sight, but now she's back at Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy will stop at nothing to claim his ultimate possession. Seventh year. Dark. Not book compliant. Non-con and violence. COMPLETE.

A series of painful memories had by one, Draco Malfoy. I like to keep my summaries short so I don't give too much away. Give my little masterpiece a chance. :)

VeelaDraco! Not only has Hermione just found out she isn't Hermione Granger or she gets a few more unexpected things coming her way. And with the war still raging on these things are not her only concern.

What do you want me to say, Granger? That you are mine and I am yours? You are. I am. Let's not fuck around.

The fairy tale of how Peeta's dick fell in love with Katniss' vag and they banged like screen doors in a hurricane... a hurricane of true love. Also, Buttercup was there.

Draco and Hermione have been dating for a month now so Draco feels it's necessary to properly introduce her to his father. He invites her to his father's birthday dinner.

"I hope so as well, Ginny." Hermione said as she got up to walk to the library, when Tom bumped into her. "I'm sorry and I should have watched where I was going, Hermione, but I was on my way to find you in the library reading a book." I promise that the chapters will be longer.

FINISHED! AU They were meant to be rivals centuries before they were born, but one cannot help who their heart falls in love with...and with a Granger coming to Hogwarts this year, Harry's world is turned upside down. But as Shakespeare says, The course of true lov

For 2 years, they've been friends at University. For 1 year, he's been in love with her in secret. For 5 months, they've been bed buddies... but only after he lights her fuse and gets her blood roaring. Oh, what fun Draco Malfoy has riling Hermione Granger up! Dramione Romance/Humour/Hot Shag. Post-Hogwarts-AU. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange piece. One-shot. COMPLETE!

Narcissa suggests that Draco and his new wife seek couples counseling. Hermione has a thing or two she'd like to suggest to her meddling mother-in-law.

Hermione Granger is a double agent for the modern-day Order of the Phoenix and the past Death Eaters - but she's got a problem. She's sleeping with the enemy.

For two weeks they pass each other like ghost ships in the night, their outlines faint in the fog where men dared not follow. The Janus Thickey Ward specializes in ghosts. (Draco/Hermione)

"So in effect you want me to save the woman who betrayed me and the man she betrayed me with" he scoffed at this notion. "And what Granger, should I expect in return for performing such a selfless and noble deed?" he finished sarcastically. Dramione.

Hermione Granger is obsessed with finding out the secrets of a mysterious music box found at Grimmauld Place, where she's been assigned to stay with fellow Order members Draco Malfoy & Blaise Zabini - two men she's equally in lust & in love with. What's the music box's secret & how will it change everything for her, Draco, and Blaise? Romance/Dark Drama. 2013 HP-3SOMES Fest entry.

Friends prove difficult as Hermione and Blaise start dating, especially his friends. Malfoy is particularly offended by Hermione's presence on the scene.

For sixteen years I had grown up without a doubt in my mind of who I was. Hermione Granger, Muggleborn extraordinaire. So it was hardly expected, waking up surrounded by faces that I identified as my enemies, only to be told that I was someone else.

Post war and Hermione is struggling to deal with all of the public scrutiny. She decides to escape and attend muggle university for the time being. Who's the handsome stranger in Hermione's classes and why are Draco & Blaise here?

She winced as he pressed her against a tree, the bark digging painfully into her back. She shuddered as he pressed his nose against the column of her throat. She struggled ineffectually against his superior strength. He didn't even look like he was trying. "Hold still, Granger," he murmured against her neck. Dark vampire Draco. EDITED!

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

Rose loved Scorpius with her very soul. He despised her for what she did to their unborn son. His father, Draco, is drawn to her because of her strong resemblance to her mother, Hermione. Love is a twisted mindf*ck to those caught in its web... and a powerful tool to manipulate to achieve one's darkest desires. VERY DARK STORY. Rose x Scor x Draco. 2012 NextGen Dark Fest entry

Theodore Nott is a man with an obsession. Hermione Granger is a woman with a vision. One has a secret that could end them both.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

She was tired and weary, firewhiskey swirling in her veins. The ache between her legs magnified when she fell into bed. The cacophony of gasps and moans stuck her. And that night, Hermione Malfoy fell asleep to the sound of her husband making love to another woman.. Dark One-Shot with Lemon...not recommended for all audiences.. R&R please..

A grand hotel, a convention of purebloods and lets not forget the seduction of one Draco Malfoy. Yes, this was going to be a Very interesting order mission. HGDM. COMPLETE.

After restoring her parents memories, Hermione finds out she isn't who she always believed to be. However, she decides not to let this new development affect her live at all. Problem is, life does seem to happen when you're busy making other plans. Especially, when a charming Draco, a meddling Narcissa and 2 rogue Death Eaters turn it upside down. M for a reason

Harry watches Snape watching Hermione and comes to a few painful conclusions.

She remembers like it was yesterday, the day that HE came to the Order. Hermione Granger comes to terms with sharing Grimmauld Place with Tom Riddle.

In the days after "Saturnalia Miracle 2008," Penny and Sheldon's relationship begins to change. They go with it. Rated for coitus; rating applies starting in chapter 11.

After a Ministry experiment gone wrong, Draco Malfoy wakes up believing he's 18 again. With six years of his life gone, will the missing pieces ever fill in?

"What are they like?" she asked softly, her voice almost hoarse. "Who? Our parents?" Hermione finds out she's adopted, & taking her mum's advice, may start out an entirely new lifestyle. DracoHermione RATED M!

Opening her eyes, Hermione became acutely aware that she was not in her bed, or even in Gryffindor tower. Panic quickly set in when she cataloged all of the places she could be and none of them matched the pretty princess room she was in. Hermione Granger has woken up in 1944 and must learn to exist with her "family" and their friends...

Hermione works at St. Mungos, and the fourth floor has recently made a discovery and inadvertently retrieved her biggest regret-her lost and seemingly Obliviated husband, Draco Malfoy. Draco is forced to return to her, and strange things begin to occur.

Captured by Death Eaters and sold into sexual slavery, Hermione Granger discovers that in order to endure evil, sometimes you have to commit evil. HG x Draco Malfoy, Draco x Theo Nott, HG x Cormac & misc. Death Eaters. 2012 HP Kinkfest entry. Story nominated in multiple categories at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."

Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.

Hermione Malfoy Is losing herself more and more every day and she doesn't even realise it. When she transfers to Hogwarts will Harry be able to save her? Does she even want to be saved? VEELA HARRY!

'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.

Zach and Cammie are friends. Cammie wants to keep it that way. She has seen what Bex and Grant have gone through and can't bare to think of her and Zach ruining their friendship that way. Cammie gets back from a mission and Zach doesn't seem to agree.

"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE

During Hermione's torture at Malfoy Manor, she is sent spiralling back in time by an unsuspecting force. She must find her way back, but it doesn't help that she's aroused the interest of the junior Dark Lord...

Hermione thinks her fiancé is the best Keeper around. Leave it to Theo Nott to disabuse her of the notion. major lemons

The Veela blood pumping through his veins craved her and it boiled with rage as it was neglected the feast Hermione Granger was. Draco Malfoy decided he would claim his bride by the end of the day,whether she was willing or not.Dramione/Veela fic.

Lucius Malfoy had the perfect life until she came with her ready smiles and stomach churning friendliness,and destroyed everything. Time travel fic, ignores Dumbledore's death.

On her sixteenth birthday, Hermione receives strange visions and a heritage she never knew she possessed and Lord Voldemort will discover the one woman who can save his soul. Tom Riddle/Hermione Granger. Set during OOTP and the DH.

A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed

Hermione is the only survivor after the final battle. After being tortured for months she thinks she finally dies only to wake up in the marauders era. The weird thing is, they all know her as though she's been there her whole life. What will happen now?

Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.

Harry is in danger. And this time, not even Dumbledore can save him. Four people rise to help, four people with tremendous power. But such power always comes with a cost. Can they sort out their differences before it's too late for both Harry and the world? [CURRENTLY BEING HEAVILY EDITED.]

Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, happiness found in tragedy and tragedy born from ecstasy. A life lived beyond the realm of reality. EWE. DMHG.

Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.

Draco Malfoy wants out of Voldemort's Death Eater army. But in exchange for giving Hermione Granger his wealth of info. on the enemy, he has a price: her in his bed, as his wife. FIC CHALLENGE. DARK story. Post DH-A/U. Romance/Hot shagging-DM x HG.

Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.

Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.

What do you give a billionaire for his birthday? Alice and the gang have the perfect idea and it's going to knock Edward Cullen off his gorgeous feet - the story of how Bella Swan ended up being Edward Cullen's unwitting birthday present. AU. AH.

It would take exploding pee, a jammed elevator, and phone-sex on conference call to get these two together. — DerekCasey

“And you are off your rocker,” Draco informed him. “I am only marginally evil and I am not holding Granger’s cat hostage.” [might be DMHG, but right now it's mostly DMcrookshanks...]features sleep deprived!draco and shedding!crookshanks

Hermione and Draco embarked on a passionate relationship when they were teenagers. During the War Hermione left Draco without a word. Five years later he turns up at her engagement party. How will events unfold?

When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year

Since his dad and Nora Brady-Bunched it up, his whole life has felt like a giant game of Six Degrees of Casey McDonald. Dasey, futurefic

Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.

Derek makes a startling discovery while engineering his latest prank. Then becomes slightly obsessed with it. Dasey. Oneshot.

At twenty-seven, Draco still thinks it's okay to make poop jokes. And Hermione still can't get over that. "He should’ve known it was made-up. Not just the Iwannaleia Nunnery of Hawaii. All of it. Everything from the nunnery to the European brothels."

He was sick and tired of every bloke that ever crossed their path thinking they had a chance with her. :Marcus/Hermione OneShot:

“Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I’ve ever wanted...It’s always been you.” Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames. Being re-written.

In his final year of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is determined to claim what should rightfully be his, even if he has to oppose the very girl herself to do it. Hermione Granger. Malfoys always get what they want. Always. AU. DHr. One-shot.

NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?

Hermione lifted up her ringless left hand and waved her fingers in front of him. Comprehension finally dawned on Draco's face. You want to get engaged? he asked astounded. Bingo! A postwar fic. DMHG

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

Hermione wakes up in the hospital having no recollection of the previous five months. What happened to her and why can't she remember?

Hermione finds out shes adopted and her real family is the Malfoys...Will everyone accept her? Is Pansy her new best friend? Why is Ginny spreading bad Rumors about her? Is Blaise Zabini her new light in life? HGBZ

It's a hot summer's day and Hermione and Draco are stuck in detention. A ONE SHOT fic dedicated purely to smut and a bit of swearing. you have been warned. Please Review!

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

DMHGBZ Hermione is sent to prison. Draco is in the next cell, Blaise Zabini is her lawyer, and nobody believes she didn't do it but a crazy man, a Death Eater, and the real killer. Continued at my livejournal, user name lucilla darkate

reposted Hermione falls back in time, only to meet Sirius Black, her worst nightmare. Sirius' frustration grows after she becomes a love interest for some of the other Marauders as well as some unlikely Slytherins.

This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.