FanFiction.Net - unleash your imaginationLogin . Sign Up Bookmark --Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary SearchLogin Register --Help

Browse » Anime . Books . Cartoons . Comics . Games . Misc . Movies . TV

Just In » All . New Stories . New Chapters

Communities » General . Anime . Books . Cartoons . Comics . Games . Misc . Movies . TV

Forums » General . Anime . Books . Cartoons . Comics . Games . Misc . Movies . TV

Browse for Beta Readers

Dictionary »

Search » StoryAuthorForumCommunity

hide bio

Poll: do you think edward has serious character flaws? Vote Now!

Polldo you think edward has serious character flaws?1where'd you get that from?2are you mad?3obviously.4no way.5yes. Blind Poll ? » Please vote for one of the choices.

Name: ayurox13

ayurox13: Most people think im shy, because I dont talk much but seriously if u make the mistake of annoying me you will find out how untrue the whole shy thing is...

Gender: For all you poor lost souls i am indeed a girl.

age: I'm still bossed around my my mom, so I'm not that old, and no 13 is just my LUCKY number.

About myself: I'm an avid reader. I've been reading twlight books recently, and breaking dawn came-out i read that in almost a day. ( I still went to school, but there really was no point, i didn't pay attention to anything). This year my friends introduced me to the world of fanfiction. And I've been held captive ever since. I love reading all different kinds of fanfics. I love playing in the rain but hate getting a cold afterwards, singing though I really suck at it, chating with my friends,( thankfully no problems there), traveling, (I have been to many countries)

LiNKs:

Which HP character are you?
I'm a hard core Harry Potter fan, but for now I'm being distracted by stepheine Meyer's twilight series. There has been many debates over Harry Potter and twilight. But right now were going to answer the question that everyone and anyone has asked at least once in his/her lifetime.

Which HP Kid Are You?

BTW: The character you are kind of depends on your mood. So if your pissed your most porabably going to end up as draco. But if your all needy and all about friendship then your Harry.

Me: I was Hermionie...( really wanted to be Luna, I love her crazynees)

MoRe AbOuT mySelF:

MoViEs:Harry Potter 1-5, Twilight, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Enchanted, Raise your voice, Princess diaries 2, Get Smart, Transformers, Mulan 1-2, Ice Princess, Finding Nemo I am Legend, Shrek 1-3, Ratatouille, Rush hour 1-3, the polar express, tom and Jerry movies, the Incredibles, Simbad, Meet the Robinson’s, Bee Movie, the Simpson’s movie, pokemon movies 1-6, Ella enchanted, The lord of the rings 1-3,Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3, The loin King 1, 1½ & 2, Toy story, The Hulk 1-2, Baby’s day out, King Kong, Golden Compass, Fool’s Gold, Baby genius, School of rock, Journey to the center of the earth, National Treasure 1-2, Matilda, Game Plan, Evan Almighty.

CopY ANd PaSteS

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe',angelofdeath5302, ayurox13

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when..

1) You have read both Twilight and New Moon at least 3 times.

2) You own both above mentioned books.

3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
you want to see it anyway.

4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyer’s web site.

5) You have reread a lot of these pages.

6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.

7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.

8) At one point or another, you have had a screen name/username that says
something about Twilight or its characters.

9) You constantly count the days until Eclipse comes out.

10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read
them.

11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".

12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.

13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story (and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.

14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk
about.

15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for
Eclipse to come out, you almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when
you read the first two books, I guess!)

16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.

17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.

18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,
you never get tired of it.

19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
you read.

20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
vampire.

21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.

22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.

23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
who don't understand it just haven't read the book.

24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.

26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information

27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns

28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean

29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website

30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series

31). Your screen saver reads "Eclipse: August 7, 2007"

32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition

33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it

34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books

35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them

36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines

37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die

38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care

39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 7th!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco

40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter

41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown

42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown

43). You noticed there is no number 25

the Contradicting argument would be;

If you think twilight is sometimes gay, and that the characters have serious character flaws yet are still for some sick reason drawn to it, copy and paste this on to your profile.

you know your in denial when...

1) You keep saying Twilight the movie is going to suck but still watch it anyways.

2) once you have watched the movie you think Edward Cullen is a stalker,

3) a pervert,

4) and that he is gay,

5) but you still find yourself staring at him in every twilight poster that you see.

6) you laugh at the irony when you see a bunch of Edward Cullen posters on sale and they are sold out.

7) For some reason you feel sad about that.

8) when one of you friends start talking about twilight you roll your eyes,

9) but end-up being the most talkatic person in the conversation.

10) you've read the twilight books up until new moon and felt sorry for Jacob and actually thinks he deserves a happy ending.

11) by Eclipse your getting sick of twilight and plan not to read breaking dawn,

12) but once it comes out you steal it form your hardcore-twilight-fan who is your best firend.

13) you think breaking dawn is bullshit compared to the other books.

14) you were forced to Stephenie Meyers wed site by your friends.

15) you've been unconciously looked for updates and visited her wedsite more then a hand full of times.

16) when you hear about twilight your saying how you don't like it but inside your thinking that your in love with it.

17) by the end of this list you realize most of it is true but will never repeat it to a soul.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you fall down a flight of stairs at least once a month copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this on to your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy e people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile( always!)

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you wish more people were like your friends on fanfic, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profileIf, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Give Up Your Prejudices,dragongoddess13,Jade-The-Shaddow-Wolf, angelofdeath5302, ayurox13

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the compliment.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. (SOO TRUE)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I ran with scissors, and lived!

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton (Wow...)

(...okay now i'll shut up)

you know u lived in 2008 if...

1.) You aly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

15 Things to do when you’re in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "We have a Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blviee taht I cloud aulactly

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be tatol

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

Quiz!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

GaMeS:

Write 12 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Edward Cullen

2. Carlisle

3. Alice

4. Rosalie

5. Emmett

6. Benjamin

7. Victoria

8. Zafrena

9. Carmen

10. Marcus

11. Eric

12. Didye

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?- No, very disturbing, human nerd with cool vampire, no way

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Rosalie is very hot, everyone knows that. She's the most beautiful woman in the world so no doubt.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Wow, I didn't know that could happen, too bad for marcus his wife doesn't love him.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Nope, no has made any.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?- Disturbing images... Besides Benjamin is like Carlisle's son in a way, incest is gross.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten: Emmet and Carmen or Emmet and Marcus?? What are you thinking? Emmet and Carmen are practically cousins and Marcus loves didye.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? Heck yeah, victoria would definetly turn that against the cullens you know to separate them.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic: Can anyone convince Marcus take interest in life again? Maybe a hyper pixie can help after his wife's death.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Umm... hmmm. that would be weird, but they're not related so it wouldn't be gross in that way. I don't know still too odd...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic: title: Quick death , instead of being murdered by aro , victoria is hired to murder his sister

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Eww.. Eww... Incest!! Disgusting, but if I had to I'd say Edward takes Rosalie on a pretend date to show her she shouldn't be jealous.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? Definetly she's one of the main favorites.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? -No, Eric really isn't that popular with most people, he personally makes me crack up.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Well Carlisle, Rosalie, and Emmet. Yay, one correct couple, but Carlisle needs to butt out, it's not healthy to crush on your daughter and son.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Didye comes back.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Back to the jungle, she's just so wild, so the image of the song fits her.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? hmm. confused.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Hahaha, lol, this one made me crack up, well marcus could say to Carlisle Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! Haha, first thing that came to my mind

RANDOM THINGS

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever spent hours just thinking about Twilight and alternate situations copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (I get confused sometimes...)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (ALWAYS happens to me)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. I'm the 2 percent that hasn't.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have facebook and think its a waste of time and boring copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love harry potter but still think hes a whinny, needy little kid copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

THE IF’S SAY IT ALL!!

Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive because remember .. you only have one Life to Live!!

Some random Labels...

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(What else were you supposed to do with them?) se only.
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people.

if practice makes perfect and there's no such thing as perfect why practice?

New Inventions by T.U. I.C (Totally useless inventions company)

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through toilet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you

HOWEVER

the roses are wilting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head...