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Joined 03-05-18, id: 10431708, Profile Updated: 03-26-18

3/6/18

Name: None Of Your Business

Age: something between 15 and 25

So, even though my profile is new (made yesterday, literally) I've been around for, like, 3 years or something, just lurking through the shadows reading stuff and not reviwing like the creep I am. C:

I like Death Note fanfic, but in fact my favorite anime is the AMAZING Psycho-Pass S2

AAAAND I'm a fckd up littl' shit, just like Armin.

nha, i'm just too bored to write anything else now, i'll do it later

3/26/18

So, hey.

Time to edit this shit.

I'll start with... let's see...my BEAUTIFUL SHINY WONDERFUL life story.

I'm Brazillian (BRHU3) and I was born and lived till a couple years ago in the Capital of Canibalism. Really, it happens so much round there that the title should be official. (By the way, it's half an hour from a centre os satanism that sacrifices babies. Yay.) Seriously, that place is hell Gotham City when the Arkham Asylum went down. Is the only place in the country that had more than one serial killer at the same time. Unfortunately for me, that was when I was on my early teens, and worse yet I kinda matched the... desired target profile. (Yeah. Thank god I wasn't a coach potato at the time.) A bit after that shit I moved to the other side of the country and here I am, trying to cope with my 2874829291872738 flatmates, study, and scape of the fucking drug lords that decided to blow stuff south of town.

Oh life is so good.

(So good that I actually have a plan for when I decide to end that crap, if you know what I mean, even though I don't think I'm ever gonna go ahead with it)

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Twenty-Three Percent by GeniusofFun reviews
Sayu Yagami is such a pretty name, meant for a very pretty little girl - not a dead twenty-three year old who'd somehow managed to hijack her body (but one must learn to adapt). Not your typical reincarnation story, or maybe it is.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Light Y., L, Sayu Y., OC - Complete
Beyond Her Limit by xXDeathNote.Forever.Xx reviews
Mion is your average new-comer. She's quiet, pretty composed, and that type of girl, who'd rather not talk to many people at once. She doesn't care what kind of people are in Wammy's, nor who this 'L' is. Of course, her view changes completely, upon meeting B, who somehow, brings an ending to her that makes her wonder... If God hates her. BxOC / BBxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,453 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 3/7/2011 - L, BB, A, OC
Eighty-Five by Mnemosyne's Elegy reviews
Somehow, L's percentages never seemed to quite add up. If everything Light says and does makes L even more certain that he's a murderer, then why aren't the percentages getting higher?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2018 - Light Y., L - Complete
Parsley Confessionals by nylazor reviews
Ginoza is worried about Tsunemori's psycho-pass, he invites her over for a platonic meal to make sure she's okay.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2018 - Akane T., N. Ginoza - Complete
Reasons by Luthien Luinwe reviews
"If you're reading this, I'm already dead." A committed suicide, and everyone is left wondering why. Unluckily enough for them, he's left behind letters detailing why he chose to end his own life.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 5/21/2017 - L, Watari, BB, A - Complete
1 Chronicles 21:8 by cigarettesandlatte reviews
You can't play God without losing some angels.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/6/2017 - L, BB, A - Complete
Another Note: The Los Angeles BB Murder Case, Abbreviated by RavenclaWriteRules reviews
The meticulously-crafted prequel by Nisio Isin, cut down and summarized for the sake of all those who just wanted to watch Naomi Misora be a badass straight man to the weird baggy-eyed man who has showed up to solve a murder case with her. Obviously, some spoiler-y warnings if you intend to read the light novel later on...and if you can, do it! Otherwise, enjoy :)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/28/2017 - L, Mello, Naomi M., BB - Complete
Top Aggressive by cheeseandhamburger reviews
Beyond Birthday experiences realistic consequences of his choices in life. Well, one choice. Alternate ending to Another Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2016 - Naomi M., BB - Complete
flowers grown in forgotten lungs by sybilius reviews
Reeling from the aftershock of the LABB murder cases, detective L Lawliet hits the open road to visit his foster brothers. Matt and Mello's normally idyllic life running a diner has been turned on its side by a string of deaths in town related to drug overdoses. Death Note Noir Detective/Flower Shop AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Light Y., L, Matt, BB - Complete
Barbed Wire Fences by Vicious Ventriloquist reviews
L/OC, fem!OC. An entire continent lies abandoned by the rest of the world, its inhabitants left to rot in a land terrorized by those afflicted with a debilitating neurological illness. A deranged serial killer flees there, seeking to carry out his sinister plans. The fate of all rests with one detective. But to save anyone, he may need some help from one of the surviving locals...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 245,420 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [L, OC] BB - Complete
Couldn't Be by asdlghrlwhwbflsbfjhkslfh reviews
Sometimes denial is the most powerful drug- a look at Light Yagami through his family's eyes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Light Y., Sayu Y., Soichiro Y., Sachiko Y. - Complete
This Is How I Disappear by TzviaAriella reviews
After an international tribunal condemns nineteen-year-old Light Yagami to death, the Kira Task Force must come to terms with the fallout of the case...and with Light's surprising last request. (major character death)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,940 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Light Y., L, Watari, Matsuda T. - Complete
Second Chance by Darcy18 reviews
Beyond Birthday has escaped the asylum where L put him in. Now he's in Japan and is planning to take L down with the help of Kira. WARNING: contains gore and violence (it's B's fault)...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,886 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Light Y., L, BB - Complete
Too Much Information by Mein Liebling reviews
Every first year is required to have a mandatory sex lesson taught by their head of house. It's as horrifying as it sounds. :: "Don't do sex. You'll die."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Complete
anyone but you by Mein Liebling reviews
[Tuesday, 3:32 AM] im sorry im really sorry i didnt mean for you to die :: There's nothing worse then someone close to you dying; the wound is raw and it's gaping and bloody, and oh god Sirius can't handle it. :: Muggle!AU, texting
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
a beast, an angel, a madman by slightowl reviews
a collection of beyond birthday drabbles. (axbb, with a side of lxbb.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 3/13/2014 - L, BB - Complete
Drunkard by Mein Liebling reviews
In which Harry is a narcissistic, well meaning drunk, who really should stop getting smashed at Muggle bars. / "I'm Harry-bloody-Potter, the boy-" He paused. "No, man. I am a man, amigo, don't forget this."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
cruel irony by Mein Liebling reviews
He woke up with a gasp and an ache in his chest in the middle of the night, and suddenly Light was seventeen again in his body (but hadn't he always been seventeen?) and prepping for college and everything seemed so normal that he felt like something was wrong. / Rebirth!AU [For Lissy Stage]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Light Y. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Mein Liebling reviews
Draco falls in love with the shinning glimmering curves, the brightest red and green he's ever seen, the tender flesh and all. The only problem? He's married. [Drapple]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Draco M. - Complete
Biscuits and Bruises by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
From a young age, L never took kindly to those who threatened his own in any way. Never mind if he himself harassed his own all the time. Pre-Kira. Written for halfpromise. Merry Christmas!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2014 - L, OC - Complete
One hundred and seventy-four annoying things by itsnoteven reviews
One hundred (and seventy-four) annoying things about Death Note fan fiction. -fin-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Complete
Bombshell Brunette by Mein Liebling reviews
He was called 'The Boy Who Lived' because he wouldn't die. He should have died, but he didn't. [Muggle!AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Marionette by Mein Liebling reviews
He was going to break him, just like he broke all of his other victims. [Serial Killer!AU, Barty/Regulus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Regulus B., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
By Any Other Name by SSJ Leia reviews
In theory, the Death Note is simple to use. In practice, it can be a bit more convoluted. Light's confrontation with Naomi Misora takes a different turn.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Light Y., Naomi M. - Complete
afterimage by youremyqueen reviews
You meet him in a church. He has black eyes and thin fingers that scribble over the pages with a leaky pen. He is crossing out lines in The Holy Bible and rewriting them in his own hand. His penmanship is not very good. (l/light, creepy fic for halloween!)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2013 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Witch and the Iceberg by Mein Liebling reviews
Titanic!AU: An ICEBERG was BLOCKING her VIEW. Bellatrix was not amused. She showed her anger and never expected to be awarded a Nobel Prize for it. /Parody and AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L., Rabastan L. - Complete
Gone Dead Kill Cycle by Mein Liebling reviews
They all died. Blood. Tears. Pleas. Cries. Surprise. Dead dead dead. Remus cried. Why was he all alone? For Gil (starlight.moon.princess) who is fabulous, so I hope you enjoy this darling! 3
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Remus L. - Complete
The Madness of Albus Potter by Mein Liebling reviews
Albus went from the shy boy to the womanizer, and Rose tells her part of the story as she experienced it first hand. The murder, the plotting, the kidnapping, and the seducing of almost every young woman of the Wizarding World all because of Albus Potter's madness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Don't Call On Me by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
"Micky had always known that loyalty came with a price." WARNINGS: implied sexual assault, heavy on the angst, not for the faint of heart or those who want a happy romp.
Monkees - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Micky, Peter - Complete
Second Chances by Spades 44 reviews
Crime doesn't stop just because you're dead. Set in the afterlife. L catches bad guys, eats cake, falls in love, and is haunted by a giant evil skeleton. Very, very slow meandering romance. Naomi/Raye. Matt/Mello. L/someone familiar.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 449,968 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010 - L - Complete
Bring Him Home by Luthien Luinwe reviews
Watari's final moments before dying at the hands of Kira. He remembers meeting L and other important moments. Even as he dies, he has one though, "Let L live... Bring him home..."
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Watari, L - Complete
Poker Night by Fortune Maiden reviews
There are certain things in life that should never be allowed to come to pass. A super genius detective, a super genius serial killer, four average policemen and Misa Amane playing poker is one of those things…
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2012 - L, Light Y., Misa A., Matsuda T. - Complete
Follow Forever by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
"...We can reblog each other's stuff to boost the notes count, start a shipping war, troll Cap's tag..." Science bros become Tumblr bros. Bruce/Tony friend!ship.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Flour Baby by Dlvvanzor reviews
Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Nomination by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
L zeroes in on two potential successors. Pre-Kira. Written for NeverNormallyPerfect.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - L, Near, Mello - Complete
Loving Aizawa by Sashocirrione reviews
L struggles in secret with an attraction he has to Aizawa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - L, Aizawa S. - Complete
Arachnophobia by 6 Six VI reviews
The fact the world's greatest detective has a fear of spiders is laughable. The fact that, one day, Light's going to grow a super spider to attack L is genius.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Jealousy by Jayne Foyer reviews
There are very few things that L regrets, but meeting Watari's grandson tops the list.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2011 - L, Watari - Complete
The Story Of Aizawa's Afro by KolKolKol reviews
My theory of why Aizawa got his afro removed. Very, VERY weird and cracked out. Seriously, there is so much randomness in here. Mentions of pimps, etc. Rated to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Aizawa S. - Complete
Going to Marrakesh by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
It's not right and it's not nice to try to kill the same thing twice. A divergence fiction.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,322 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Light Y., L, Misa A. - Complete
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
The Princess And The Frog by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
Between losing her ball and her date with Prince Light, what happens when Princess Misa meets the frog "Ryuzaki?" A Death Note AU take on the classic, "The Frog Prince," with only this to say: what's a prince, anyway? FOR HUAJUN CHEN/ MICHELLE H. C. ZHU!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Misa A., L - Complete
Bodies In Beds by Veterization reviews
WARNING: Slash, slightly disturbing Oneshot Post-L's death Light/L Ever wondered what happened to L's body after he died? Light takes care of it. Matsuda watches it all.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Light Likes Cock by ErmengardeSecret reviews
The coarse and vulgar language is both quite apt and yet alien to the bizarre compulsion that has suddenly stricken Light. He is filled with self-loathing, driven mad by an intense yet not really sexual impulse that no one could understand. Least of all L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Strip Search by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
L does the unthinkable. L/Raito. L/Misa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Second Chances by Kit-Kat Punk-lover reviews
What happens when a certain shinigmi gives a sinister serial-killer a second chance. A second round pitting him agaist L. Who will win. Let's see how our famous detective does against his old rival and Kira... B.B./L Rated M for Killing and gore
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,616 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - L, BB - Complete
DEATH NOTE: Unspoken Rules by Ihasabukkit reviews
When Light's checkmate on L is reversed he kidnaps L in a violent act of desperation. Now the investigators are on his tail and Light has to push his ideals to greater extremes to survive, but will he go as far as torturing and murdering with his own hands?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,479 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete