"Bow ties are cool."

You can visit my fiction press: here

(A/N This stuff is slightly old. I was in middle school when I wrote most of this stuff, so the quality should sort of be self-explanatory.)

I am a self proclaimed bookworm. I LIVE off of books, music, and movies. They are what literally make my world revolve. I watch Doctor Who religiously and love Matt Smith!!!

Pushing Daisies is Awesome!! I love Ned and the Pie Hole!! When I'm old enough to take out a loan I'm going to open up a pie shop just like Ned's. Sighs dreamily. Ned...

I have a secret obsession with Masterpiece Theater and am willing to lose a part of my body to meet either Shakespeare or Casanova (if their ghosts can read this: I LOVE YOU, please haunt me!!). I wanted an Ouija board for Christmas but Santa thought it was a bad idea.

I have a lot of bad habits. I constantly chew on my lips and talk to myself a lot thus causing my parents to question my sanity.

Oh... and I also have a friend who makes straight-jackets for her dolls. Cool, right?

I plan to go backpacking across Europe (although I'm trying to convince my parents to let me apply for an exchange student program...) and drive across Russia when I get out of High School and have a strange interest in coffee, bar drinks, and tattoos and piercings (I can't wait to get some!). I HATE rap, and geometry and can't tolerate intolerant people along with people that search everything with a ".com" at the end. Yeah... you know who you are.

My life is just one big bundle of BLAH.

I'm a hermit and hate going out, thus causing my parents to assume I'm antisocial. A few books I've fallen in love with are the Twilight Series (GO EDWARD!), The Mortal Instruments (GO JACE!), Wicked Lovely (GO SETH!), Shiver (GO SAM!) and... well actually there's too many to list.

Random thought: How come in a bunch of Sci-fi novels and movies they speak the words that Shakespeare created if Shakespeare was never alive?

If you say Vampire. I say:

"Edward Cullen? WHERE!"

You say twilight. I say:

"You've read it!"

You say Rob. I say:

"PATTINSON!"

BEWARE... THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS COMING.

Likes: Pianos, coffee ice cream, reviews, Robert Pattinson, rain, the dark, Matt Smith, the Doctor (!!!!), and Doctor Who.

Now... on with the fan fiction! :D

Disclaimer: I own nothing!

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Random Quotes

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." -- Charlie Brown

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. -- Salvador Dali

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. --Classified Ad

"You know what happens to popular people...They get fat" --Unknown

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. = In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

George Bush = He bugs Gore

Year Two Thousand...A Year To Shut Down

Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “Female impersonator.”

Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized, screw off!”

Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

If you believe that all hospitals should have little shops...copy this onto your profile

If you believe David Tennant is THE BEST Doctor ever to have graced our televisions... copy and paste this to your profile

If you believe that The Doctor should only wear the brown suit...copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile

INANIMATE OBJECTS COMPLETE ME