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 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Doctor Who. hello. i spend an unhealthy amount of time with fictional characters. i love my television, my book shelves, and my computer, and adore the frequent use of the comma, and sentences that never end, and thunderstorms. OFFICIAL STUFFS DISCLAIMER: if you recognize it, i don't own it! (also, i tend to forget disclaimers in my fics, so this aplies to any and everything i write.) SPOILER ALERT! consider yourself warned. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! other!DISCLAIMER: if anything i have anywhere in anything (fics, profile, etc.) isn't mine, sorry, let me know so i can credit! also, as i do not have the technological requirements for icon making, my icons are never made by me! QUOTES! (i quote obsessivley and if i have taken something without giving credit, i am very sorry, and its not intentional!) "Nothing brings people together like a christmas lung fungus!"-Booth "Be kind, rewind."- Zack Addy "i've been on the receiving end of her eyelid fluttering. it butters many parsnips."-David Tennant on top gear “as you’re so very fond of reminding me, I do have an exceptionally smutty mind.”~FanFiction.Net - The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas, a Harry Potter fanfic 57 academics just punched the air~ doctor who the shakespearean code "why don't they call it the badger of death?"-top gear "...Its more of a big ball of wibbledy wobbledy timey wimey stuff." "its my timey wimey detector, it goes ding when there's stuff" "sorry, got to dash, things happening...well...four things...well...four things and a lizard." -all doctor who, blink "you fought her off with a water gun! i bloody love you!"~donna noble, doctor who. "We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist very nicely in the same box." "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." facilis decensus averni |
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Mr Hangman by qwertybob reviews
History of Magic leads to boredom, which leads to passing notes, which leads to Hangman, which leads to... [ONESHOTCOLLECTION. READ&REVIEW. XD]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Fire and Ice by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Amidst the hell that life has become thanks to a terrible deal made with Paul Slater, Susannah discovers the ancient game that they both belong to, between the opposing forces of Dark and Light. Can she save Jesse and end this horrifying cycle?
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 263,705 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/19/2006
A Change of Heart by Bratanimus reviews
Alternative to Breaking Dawn. E/B. "Our wedding night wasn't supposed to be like this. They'd decided that Bella was too great a risk, and they were prepared to kill all of us if we fought them. Destroy the few to preserve the many." COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,259 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ex at the University by Guenelyn reviews
When Bones runs into trouble at an anthropology conference in Vermont, will she be able to get herself out of it? Or will our favorite knight in FBI standard issue body armor have to come to the rescue again? An eventual B/B story, what else?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,753 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Absolution by Guenelyn reviews
It is a reversal of roles so profound that it overcomes my guilt for a moment." Who's there to comfort Ranger when it all becomes too much? Babe.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Just Life by Guenelyn reviews
I had no car, my skip had gotten away, my boyfriend thought that I was Calamity Jane, and Batman was expecting me at the hotel tomorrow dressed as a sophisticated slut. What had my life come to? Eventual Babe story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,074 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
He Loved by Guenelyn reviews
A series of one-shots documenting what Booth loves about his Bones.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
FWB by hola skankola reviews
Ginny just wants to have some fun. A game of Truth or Dare could easily satisfy her desires. But does Ginny want something more, or is she content with being merely friends with benefits in the bedroom of Draco Malfoy? Rated M for SC and L.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,597 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Red and the PI by Guenelyn reviews
When Ginny’s best friend Luna Lovegood goes missing she turns to the least likely person for help, infamous P.I. Draco Malfoy. What should have been a simple search and rescue soon turns into much more. Rated M for language & violence & sex, oh my!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Under the Sheets by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Another Twilight parody to the tune of "Under the Sea" from the little mermaid. Bella's just bitter that Edward won't have sexy time with her. Stupid, inconsiderate vampire!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Out Of Their Minds by kateg123 reviews
Whilst investigating a crime scene an alien hallucinogen is accidentally released, causing the Torchwood team to imagine all sorts of crazy things.Owen collapses, Gwen starts hallucinating and Jack's libido is restless...T for language.Jack/Gwen,Tosh/Owen
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,965 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Alone Together by kateg123 reviews
Gwen & Rhys have broken up leaving Gwen on a self-destructive journey. Can Jack & the team help her before she does something stupid, like get kidnapped by an alien? Guess who has to save her...Jack of course. Rated for language & smut. Jack/Gwen
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,841 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Acknowledgment by Guenelyn reviews
Watching him is, nonetheless, one of her favorite things to do." Bones acknowledges some of her feelings for Booth, if only to herself. One-shot. B/B
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Nemesis and Savior by Guenelyn reviews
He took two steps toward her and she trembled and closed her eyes, letting the tears fall, resigned to her fate.' When Ginny is caught by Death Eaters, will Draco turn out to be her nemesis...or savior...Rated M for language and sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,403 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Tell Him by Lela-of-Bast reviews
How our favorite Tortallan ladies, conventional or not, told their husbandsor lovers that they were expecting. Now showing: Sabine of Macayhill. SPOILER ALERT FOR TERRIER, Chapters 19, 23, and 25 only. Please read and review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,832 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Tortall
Doubt by sillybella reviews
Does everyone believe Bella's cliff diving was recreational? Series of drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Distraction by Lady Bracknell reviews
Love is indefineable, except on Sunday mornings....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Star Danced by Bratanimus reviews
“… but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born.” – William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing. RLNT, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,574 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Spotlight by FireEyedStranger reviews
I'm sure that by now, everyone has read a fanfic about Twilight getting turned into a movie. Well, how many have you read about it getting turned into a high school play? More of a story than a fanfic, but Twilight is still in it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007
Avenging Angel by sillybella reviews
Edward's rebellious years. 19271931 A collection of oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Semitone by sillybella reviews
The graduating class at Forks High School takes a senior trip to San Francisco, California. Edward has plans for Bella on their free night. A ‘semitone’ is the smallest difference between two musical notes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/6/2007
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Flawless by Lexy Granger reviews
In everyone's eyes she was flawless, but if you ever took the time to look deeper, Lily Evans was broken and bruised, and it seemed like the only person who could fix her, was the last person she wanted. :::: Previously entitled 'One or the Other'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Dirty Truce by bah-humbug06 reviews
Draco. Ginny. Brooms. Mud. And a series of vignettes...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Mozart by eliana-moran reviews
After years apart, can Ginny and Draco ever agin make the beautiful music they once made together that nows brings them so much pain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Idea of Forever by Lady Bracknell reviews
Bill and Fleur's wedding proves an unlikely setting for Remus' doubts and reservations to finally fall away. Coda to Over The Moon, but can be read alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Bubbly by MissJaneDoe reviews
Ginny's always burned for Harry, and as the result of some very different advice, she gets the chance to fall deeper for the akward boy, all the while teaching him to live without even realising it and perhaps learning a few things herself. post OoP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
A Lifetime of Servitude by tommygirl5881 reviews
During the war, Ginny is forced into taking a job as a maid in Malfoy Manor to help with financial troubles. Working for Draco is as horrible as she had imagined, but she soon witnesses an event that changes her opinion of her longtime enemy forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,451 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Smile by The Potter Identity reviews
I thought that I was over him, but sometimes something as small as a smile can change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Your fangirls are going to be very disappointed by abandonedprofile1 reviews
During a Quidditch match Ginny pushes Harry out of the way of a bludger. Harry dives to catch her and spins them round so he crashes into the stands instead of her. HarryGinny, HPGW. Just a cute fluffy lil fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
The Dragon's Tears by eliana-moran reviews
If Draco Malfoy has a weakness, it's tears. So what happens when he finds Ginevra Weasley crying without anyone to comfort her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,498 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Baking Lessons by Embellished reviews
Draco finds Ginny baking in the kitchens. Has he bitten off more than he can chew?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2005 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Piano in the Dark by Grayecam reviews
Is a piano playing in the dark enough to make Ginny fall in love with Draco?
This story is complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,289 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Great Weasel-Ferret Incident by Lee Velviet reviews
Ginny is in her fifth year at Hogwarts-lets just say it includes Draco, Harry, secret meetings, Playwizards, and Quidditch-can never have enough of that, in my opinion! Hope you like!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,405 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Black Velvet by Lee Velviet reviews
Ginny catches a muggle cold, evil things, and gets an unexpected visit from a certain sweet, green eyed wizard. HG WAFF
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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not too much to ask reviews
james/lilly one shot, written for xXblackheartzXx happiness challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
stuck
1969 drabble, martha pov, slightly Dr./Martha. spoilers through blink.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
jolt reviews
double drabble, implied dr./martha.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
The Next Generation, the Diary of Severus Snape reviews
this is the first harry potter book from snapes POV. he recives an assingment from dumbledore and then, well you know what happens next...please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Severus S.