Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)

Fifth year: After the Dementor attack, Harry is not returning to Hogwarts – is he? ! Instead of Harry, a snake moves into the lions' den. People won't know what hit them when Dumbledore's chess pawn Harry is lost in time… Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!

On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

At a young age, Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this, he developed a love of video games. One day he somehow woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto had no idea what to make of it, but quickly learned of its perks and decided to roll with it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover.

He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.

A young Jasmine Potter escapes a terrible home situation by teleporting herself to the Elemental Nations. Against all odds, she will turn her life around, gain family and friends, and finally… Grow Strong. fem!Harry. IS BEING REWRITTEN

To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?

The reading of how Naruto is the son of (INSERT OLYMPIAN HERE)! What crazy hijinks and other serious, funny, sad, and happy moments will the PJO cast read about with all these Naruto's coming out of the woodwork! Post BOO cast. Rated M for suggestive themes and language.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

Hello, my name is Urahara Kisuke. I'm a humble shopkeeper looking for assistance. We handle every spiritual and non-spiritual being looking for mostly niche products. Possible repercussions of taking this job include, but are not limited to, death, permanent maiming, death, emotional scarring, soul extraction, death, the end of all existence, and falling in love with a cat.

The first 5 meetings of Blue and Green, and the resulting sparks that shape their lives. Or: In which Naruto might need a bit of help, he gets more than he ever expected, and (coincidentally) Harry has always had a saving people thing, especially when it comes to children. MoD!Harry, not slash.

He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.

The lines between mythos and humans were very clear cut, and Marco liked it that way. Everyone knew that the great Suzaku had deemed humans savage and was content to have nothing to do with them ever again. Which is why the phoenix lord buying two humans- young boys, no less- at the auction came as a shock. Especially to Marco. Just what was he thinking, yoi? (Anjelle and Kitsune)

Harry Potter fulfilled his destiny, but it cost everything he held dear to him. As Death's Champion he's being asked to do it all over again, and this time he'll get the chance to have the family he always wanted. Will Harry once again emerge victorious or will his friends and family pay the price for his failure? Alive James/Lily. Super Harry vs Super Voldemort. Harry/Daphne/OFC.

A new world, new friends, new enemies; all things Uzumaki Naruto wasn't expecting to be thrown into his life when he finally defeated the biggest enemy of the shinobi world. Now with a new chapter in his life beginning, Naruto will once again have to fight to protect himself and anything deemed worth protecting, whether it be a single person or the entirety of the world.

Naruto travels to a new land in search of something. Chained to his past and scarred by war, Naruto is not the same as before. Gone is the innocence but not the resolution. Naruto finds his home, in war. Analysis fic.

Sequel to Reinforced Chamber. Now into his third year of magical education, things are beginning to heat up for Harry. There are events going on beyond his control, and danger dogs his steps. Will Harry last this year as easily as his last two? Only time will tell. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.

The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.

Death is annoyed at an Asgardian for all the dead that he had been sending to Death's realm before their time. And Death lets his annoyance show. Master of Death Harry! Powerful Harry! Dark-ish Harry! And now a two-shot on popular demand!

When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)

Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED

Hisui always knew he was special. He also knew his original name wasn't Hisui. His parents threw him away like trash; he would make it on his own. Becoming a hitman? Not that big of a step.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

Born from the most unlikely of unions, Hyacinthus Jameson Potter is born with a destiny greater than any could imagine. On the cusp of manhood he will come in to his divine powers fully, and with his destined mate at his side, he will shake the foundations of the world as a being of ultimate balance- the protector of the weak, and champion of the good. Hyakinthos(Harry)/Apollo fic

Starts off from the Quidditch world cup, Harry finds a more important reason to fight for and that sometimes, a fairytale or legend is a lot more than it seems. Discontinued. Sorry.

With the threat of the Giants looming over Camp Half-Blood, and the discovery of a Roman Camp, Naruto returns just as the Argo II sets off. What friends will he make and what foes will he face? Read on to find out! Rated T for language. Percabeth, Jasper, Frazel. Naruto/?

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

Who is Harry Potter? A son, a brother, a good guy? No. A nephew, a friend, a hero ? Somewhat. Destined for greatness? Yes. A prick? Oh, absolutely. (Updated less often than once per month. Read at own risk. Author already aware of the problems of first year(s). Questions in disclaimers and ANs of chapters 1-40 do not need to be answered anymore.)

Two years have passed since Seishun Gakuen conquered the Nationals. Two years have passed since Echizen Ryoma left to conquer the Grand Slams. Now, the Prince returns and Seishun Kokou is ready to take Japan by storm once more. Thrill Pair.

Naruto couldn't get enough of Harriet James Potter Black. FemHarry

COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!

Because it's kind of a given that it took someone literally magical to really catch and hold Kakashi's interest. KakashixFemHarry

At dinner before the World Cup, Bill does something strange that shocks and angers Molly. What did he do? Why does it make Ron think he's a Dark Wizard? Harry asks these questions and more as he slowly learns things he never knew about Magic, and comes to know and count on Bill during his trying 4th year, and beyond.

(Or - The Time Hel Got Told Off by Her Boss for Leading a Guy On and Indirectly Causing Mass Destruction Across the Universe.) If there was anything more boring than watching over the dead, it was doing paperwork on them. - Inspired by The Plot Bunny Whisperer's Deus Ex Machina. [COMPLETE]

Lord Voldemort prided himself on only acting on plans that were very well thought through. Meeting the Earl of Millennium to get control of those rumoured Grey-Men was in his opinion a very good idea. Just that it wasn't the Earl that he would meet... Noah!Harry, slight slash and slight madness

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

ONE SHOT "If Mihawk was going to become the world's greatest swordsman, he would need a sword to match. Luckily, he stumbled upon the peculiar green-eyed man named Harii who was the best smith he'd ever met. It started off as threaten-and-irritably-obey, and now it was more like give-and-take (though Mihawk still threatened sometimes.)" Drabble fic,no pairing, long, T for swearing

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

Loke's first owner was a man of many magics, located smack-dab in the center of the Earthren world. He knows that the man's dead now and Lucy's his new owner, but sudden flashbacks began to convince Loke differently. *A story of Loke's childhood and a bit past that.*

One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!

Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.

During the war against Iwa Namikaze Minato nearly died in an ambush, his survival leaving him with a debt on his soul. Years later, Uzumaki Naruto meets a maiko who takes him in and raises him as her own. From such innocent beginnings are mighty changes wrought... Discontinued.

The Avengers looked at Thor who was staring at the stomping man with eyes wide with shock. "Who's he?" Tony asked as his visor opened."Loki's husband," Thor stated dully and the others gaped. "WHAT!" SLASH, CRACK, RATED M FOR A REASON KIDDIES!

OneShot. AU. Death doesn't appreciate being stalked by a Chaos Titan, and while Death really shouldn't intervene, He does anyway.

Naruto never had the best start as a ninja, but what if he could ensure he did himself? Watch as a smarter, more focused and above all more controlled Naruto takes the stage. Time travel fic. No pairings as I suck at romance. Now with 90% less spelling and grammar mistakes!

A week or two after defeating Ronan, the Guardians are just finishing up a job on a distant planet when they see a stranger in the Milano. Or well, a stranger to everyone but Peter.

There are two very good reasons why I shouldn't have feelings for Clark Kent (Besides him being ridiculously out of my reach.) 1. He is totally in love with Lois Lane. 2. I think he might be Superman. Clark Kent/OC

After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.

Fifth year, Harry's been banished into a painting by the despicable Umbridge. Now he has to find a way back home, and the only way he can do that, is by finding the scattered jewels of the Wizard's Crown. Can his new-found friends help him, or will being with them end his life and chances of ever getting home? Based more on the LOTR movies than the LOTR books.

Percy is just six, but he still feels as though life is faster than his pace. His mother is married to someone he is determined not to like. He gets a new brother out of the agreement and it's all too confusing. Standing in the sidelines to watch the show was what he had decided to do until he realizes that, hey! He is my brother! One-shot. AH/AU.

When the Company reaches Rivendell, the person greeting them isn't Lindir.

Tony's gone to England to make a weapons deal, when he's taken as a prisoner of the dark Lord. Or well, Lucius Malfoy. But his cell is already occupied. slight slash, but more implied than anything else. ONE-SHOT!

Glimpses of 'Just Harry', Master(ed) of Death. No plot.

Practice games become tremendous tests of endurance when Ryoma finds himself losing energy. To make matters worse, the senior players notice. Ryoma seems to be more sick than he realized. First person, various PoV. Gen. Ryoma is diagnosed with leukemia.

In the summer before Fifth Year, Harry finds a dragon egg. Having gained power, Harry must do everything he can to destroy Lord Voldemort, only now he is not alone. He has a dragon backing him up.

OT6:Ryoma breaks apart from his lovers after being hurt and forgotten by them.He finds his wings and flies free but what happens when his former lovers try to reclaim him. Boy on Boy don't like then move along.

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Harry's godmother gains custody of a young HP and escapes to America where he learns a new way of magic and carves a new path for himself. Powerful/Independent Harry, eventual slash, OCs, pre-Hogwarts. Reg. updates.

Sirius pulls a favour and gets Tony Stark to look after Harry over the summer, where he finds what could be the power the dark lord knows not as in a freak accident Tony's knowledge was copied to Harry's brain.

Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.

When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty

HPLOTR. Harry was in an alien world, surrounded by talking trees and the legend of the Rings. There's a war going on and he's determined to stay out of it, until it drags him in. Forget about the old world of Hogwarts and Voldemort, he has to survive.

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.

One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.

Set 2 to 3 years after chapter 304. Team 7 is off to retrieve what is theirs, but what happens when Naruto loses what is most precious to him? No pairings.

PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!

COMPLETE Sequel to Midnight Guardian. Year Four. Harry now has a family and is looking forward to a boring year but someone at Hogwarts has other plans. Horrific nightmares, uncontrollable powers and overprotective guardians complicate everything.

COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.