Hello my i am Hebi o kuroru(crawling snake) Why that name? Simply just cuz i was on google translate turning my everyday english words into japanese ones just because im fucking awesome like that. Then all of a sudden POW! I start think of Cowboy Bebop and that native american dude who calls Spike Swimming Bird. So i''m like ' why in the flipping hell don't i have some bad ass name like that?!' Any way i start thing of random shit like : wingless falcon, wingless hawk, eyeless owl(duh fu) and the dragon without fangs. (apparently fangless is not a word -_-;) So then for some fucked up reason Orochimaru comes to mind and so crawling snake was made. I felt like i flippin genius when i thought of it cuz you know how Spike is swimming bird and birds don't swim (to my knowledge) So crawling snake was my attempt at a mind fuck name like swimming bird. So then i got mad a little cuz i didn't have nothing to use the name for. Coincidentally a fanficion page was open in another tab on my page so i was like' fuck it, been meaning to make one anyway.' So here i am!

Wow... i just wrote a whole un-needed flash back about a name.

(Punched in the face *3* or... winking?)

So i guess besides my whole life story i should tell you all a little about myself.

Please step into my wonderful and beautiful brain of mind stuff and... shit.

Anyway i like a lot of dumb shit that's worth speaking of like: (whole flipping list of dumb shit i like insert here)

And i hate not to many things besides: (insert every fucking thing i hate here)

Stuff about me: I actually don't curse in real life. I just express everything through paper.

Psh i'm just fucking with ya! I have one hell of a potty mouth.

I use to watch a whole lot of anime and other stuff... but, nothing really good has been coming out recently so i'm just watch re- runs of all types of shit.

I have tons of friends cuz i be da shit and stuff ( 4 friends exactly 0_0)

I have a weird trait where i sound so fucking stupid when talking to people but, when i write stories and shit it be all... how do you say... um smarty sounding? (...)

I HATE MILK CHOCOLATE! Wait ... wasn't that supposed to be in the things i hate section? Welp to lazy to change it now.

Oh and just as a warning...

I sorta like to leave cliff hangers in my stories unintentionally... (yeah not really...that shit be on purpose.)

Um.. what do i do now?

Well fuck ya'll for all the help! Jk.

So im a girl.

I am mixed with all types of shit and i mean a lot of ethnic groups shoved up in this bod. Woah... that sounded so wrong.

And yep thats about it...

(Awkward silence insert here.)