![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Name's Amy. I absolutely love anime, eating, reading, writing and listening to music. I get obsessed and stuck on every anime that watch, I had the same kinda thing for cartoons as well, but the ones that they are showing now are really not the type that I would like to watch. My most favorite anime is Naruto mostly because it was the first anime I started to watch and because I am deeply in love with all the characters. Especially Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi. I don't like Sakura. Never did. Never will. I love roleplay in my head with the scenes of the anime. That's why most of the things i write would be with my OC rather than just the established characters. More things that I'm into: Music: Linkin Park, Kelly Clarkson, Karmin, Snow Patrol, One Republic, Maroon 5, Drake, Hot Chelle Rae, Yuki, Imagine Dragons, Rihanna and well almost anything that has good lyrics and background. I love playing guitar and drums and singing whenever I'm alone. Video Games: I'm absolutely crazy about them. I have all the available consoles, you name it! PS1, 2 ,3 PSP, Wii, anything.My favorites are Naruto, Infamous series, God of War series, NFS, Heavenly Sword, The elder Scroll series and tonnes more! :) Movies: Any genre with a good storyline works for me. I have a thing for films like Inception. I also like Romance/Humour like This Means War, No strings attached and i absolutely love the Pirates of the Caribbean Series! Anime: Bleach, Fairytale, Tears to tiara, Maid Sama, Card-captor Sakura, Death Note, Soul Eater, Tsubasa Chronicles, Hayate: The Combat Butler, Hamtaro, Shakugan No Shana, Inuyasha, K-on, Detective Conan :P, Pokemon, Digimon, Beyblade, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya! And of course NARUTO! I really love meeting new people and making friends. I get along with people of any age. I love to talk and am kinda sensitive at times. Most of the people who don't know me, HATE me, cause they're either jealous of me, or they're jealous of me. I'm the type of person who'll treat someone the way they treat me. I'm usually calm and collected but if something or someone pissed me off, I go on WORLD ANNIHILATION mode otherwise I'm just rainbows and smileys and stuff! :) I have a crazy phobia of insects. Akatsukicons! Itachi -/ \- Deidara o\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =0_o= Hidan o.o Kakuzu $.$ Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!! F G A F Bb Bb Bb E F G E A A A F G A F Bb Bb Bb D C G G E F (8va) D, D E D D C C C Bb Bb Bb Bb Bb A Ab A F D, D E D C D E F C D E F My feeling About Sakura. If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS If you hate the parings Itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, COPY THIS If you hate reading, watching Sakura hit Naruto/Sai, COPY THIS If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS If you just hate her, COPY THIS In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (That’s the only time I have to work on my hair!). On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Yeah, but it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because...?) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile. If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever snuck on FanFiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, like say your homework, then copy/paste this onto your profile. If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. 96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see. f you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? Question mark? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Killer of thy Cookies (Singapore), Inspirational Spark (Both of us!)- United States, UmbraFox (Australia), XxJessalinAtaroxX (USA), Inhuman X(USA, USA, USA, USA, USA!!) LinkinParkTheKillersFan(USA), Amywriteruchiha (India)!Peace 2 All! Things to Do in an Exam you Already Know That You are Going to Fail: 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she/he is not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 9. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 10. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 11. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. 12. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 13. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 14. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 15. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 16. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 17. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 18. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 19. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 20. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" 21. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 22. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 23. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 24. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 25. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 26. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 27. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 28. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 29. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby. 30. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 31. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 32. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 33. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud-speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Re-post this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things I OWE MY MOTHER: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you." (Really its true!) | |||||||
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