Teddypanthide bio
Author has written 19 stories for Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Godfather, and Punisher. Teddypant is one of the most highly-regarded authors of works of fan fiction in the Western canon. He is extremely good writer! If you don't like one of Teddypant's stories, why don't you tell him to his face instead of threatening to "report" him? Don't be a little queer! Teddypant can't help it if he gets the names wrong sometimes! |
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The Infinity Gambit by EdmundMann reviews
A gathering evil is attempting to harness the power of the universe to satisfy its twisted desires can Earth's heroes stop this without sacrificing their humanity?
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007
Star Wars: Lando Caribbean Comes to Town by GaisciochDeEirinn reviews
I do not actually write like this. This is a PARODY of a rather strange troll.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Lando C. - Complete
ICBM by Akronspectre reviews
A very special episode of Tool Time from Norad.
Home Improvement - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2002
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Star Wars: Fuck!
When the Battle of Silly Forest is happening, Yoda is there, taking time.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Published: 9/1/2016 - Darth Vader, Yoda - Complete
Tool Man Darth reviews
Darth Vader and Al Borland host a weekly public television home improvement show, "Tool Time".
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
The Hand of Punisher reviews
When the Garbage Pail Kids try to unmake the One True City, Punisher must travel to the end of time itself to find hsi father and set things right! Warning: this is a really intense story featuring atrocious violence and cursing
Punisher - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
A Hard Day's Night
When Admiral Pie takes a job as Chubby Checker's manager, it's a nonstop roller coaster ride of wine, women, and song!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Lando's Gamble reviews
When Lando starts to feel that way, you better step off! features famous characters from TV's Frasier
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Lando C. - Complete
Halloween on Tattooween reviews
A classic Teddypant piece from the old days before he got banned and had all his stories removed.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
A Day on the SSD Executor reviews
Admiral Piett teaches Darth Vader about a new sport. Darth Vader is incorrigible!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Darth Vader - Complete
Tessek's Dinner Party reviews
When Tessek the Squidface has a dinner party, the drink will flow and blood will spill, and if the boys wanna fight, you better let them!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
the Godfather vs Dark Vader reviews
When the Godfather steals from old Dark Vader, you know there's gonna be Hell to pay! Warning: contains atrocious brutality. PLEASE REVIEW! I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!
Godfather - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Luke's Birthday reviews
When Hand Solo gives Luke a bad present, all bets are off and all Hell breaks loose! Somebody gonna get messed up!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Han S., Lando C. - Complete
Nippy's First Gig reviews
When Hand Solo's band plays the first gig, he gets sweaty and angry! A great religious struggle follows! Oh, you better get it ready!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Han S., Luke S.
Star Wars: Kirk and Spot Try to Find Yodas reviews
When Captain Kirk and Spot try to find the silver yodas which are very valuable, Khan returns and makes them make their respective times! This story contains blood and guts
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Lando C., E. Palpatine
Star Wars: Ring the Dinner Bell reviews
When Jabba get HANGRY, Bib Fortuna better make his time and take him to Long John Silver's! Also, Max Rebo better make his time when he Kick Sy Snootles out of the band! This is regarded as best in Fan Fiction (warning: contains cussing)
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2004
Star Wars Episode VI: The Great Ewok Wars reviews
When the Ewoks attempt to make war against the Rebbles, they had need to make their time and check the way!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2004
Wolferine Versus Dr Doom reviews
When Dr. Doom come to town, you better make your time!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/15/2004
Saurus Gets His Revenge reviews
When Frodo kills Saurus, Saurus gets ANGRY! (warning: story contains heavy use of dinosaur elements)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Sauron, Frodo B.
Star Wars: Famous Pets reviews
This is about the pets in Star Wars
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004
Star Wars: the Case of the Purple Yodas reviews
When orange yodas are found on Death Star, Hand Solo goes nuts and want revenge!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Han S., Lando C.
Star Wars: the deadly duel reviews
Luke Skywalker and Hand Solo are finally going to fight and one is going to lose
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Luke S., Han S.