Heyoo! (Fly Girl fans had better recognize that greeting!) My name is...HAHA GOT YOU!!! Sorry, but I'm not giving my name away on FanFiction! I will tell you that I am a girl despite my username! My two favorite authors in the history of this planet are Robert Frost and Edgar Allan Poe...don't like them? SCREW YOU! I don't know how often I will be able to write/update...I'll be a freshman in high school in September so...sorry! My profile is going to be looooong...like Beowulf long...like the Epic of Gilgamesh long. It's kind of an introduction to me, but I also want it to be a place where you can find some smiles and inspiration. Good luck and enjoy yourself! :0)

When something goes wrong in your life, just yell "PLOT TWIST!" and move on!

Noteworthy Quotes and Phrases

Yes I am nice. No, that does not mean you can walk all over me!

I'm silently correcting your grammar/ Grammar nazis, UNITE!

I never received my acceptance letter from Hogwarts...so I'm leaving the Shire...to become a Jedi

Keep calm and throw a tracker jackers' nest at the Careers

Don't you wish your girlfriend was grammatically correct like me? (Tell me you see why this is redundant...)

There's a certain happiness in being silly and ridiculous.

Someone else is happy with less than what you have

The voice in your head that says "you can't do this" is a liar

"If you can't say it simply, you don't understand it well enough." -Albert Einstein

"If we did all the things we were capable of, we would astound ourselves" -Thomas Edison

Life is better when you're laughing

"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that won't work" -Thomas Edison

"I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)her handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangle Christmas tree lights" -Maya Angelou

Don't look down on anyone unless you're helping them up

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" -Mark Twain

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us dragons are real, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten" -G. K. Chesterton

If you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't spent a night with a mosquito.

"Don't ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." -Howard Thurman

Your mood should not dictate your manners

"Not all who wander are lost" -J. R. R. Tolkien

What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be.

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying.

I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.

Dear Parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty, homeless boy named Aladdin

Snow White lived alone with 7 men

Pinocchio was a liar

Robin Hood was a thief

Tarzan walked around without clothes on

A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him

Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party

People were created to beloved. Things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved, and people are being used

My Morning Mantra

So far today, God I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that, but in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot more help. Amen.

10 Reasons Why My English Teacher is Better Than Yours

Disclaimer: This is purely for humor/to express my love for my teacher. I'm sure your teachers are great too and I swear nothing is meant to be offensive.

1. She's read Harry Potter, Divergent, If I Stay, Mrs. Peregrine's School For Peculiar Children, Hunger Games, Unwind, and all these cool books I'll bet your English teacher has never touched.

2. She taught me how to be a Christian when I was an Atheist.

3. She is a legendary snowball fighter.

4. She brings me food and books all the time. (What more can you ask for in life?)

5. I feel totally comfortable ranting to her and crying into her arms (which I've done quite a few times...don't judge)

6. She's a poetry and US History buff!

7. She walked half an hour down a hill in the Santa Ana winds (which, if you don't live in SoCal, are basically hurricanes minus the water) in a skirt and heels so that she could bring me home safely. (There was a gunman at my school and...yeah)

8. She taught me the cupid shuffle.

9. She agreed to be my fellow grammar nazi and CPS sufferer. (CPS stands for Chronic Procrastination Syndrome)

10. She shows us all this cool stuff that has nothing to do with school.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues

Anyway

People are unreasonable, illogical, selfish...

Love them anyway

If you do good people will accuse you of selfish ulterior

Motives...do good anyway

If you are successful, you win false friends and true

Enemies...be successful anyway

Honesty and frankness will make you vulnerable...

Be honest and frank anyway

People love underdogs but follow only top dogs...

Follow some underdogs anyway

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight...

Build anyway

People really need help, but attack you if you try to help...

Help them anyway

Give the world the best you have...you may get kicked in the teeth

But give the world the best you have anyway

You see, in the final analysis, it's between you and God.

It was never between you and them anyway

The stories we love best live in us forever

JK Rowling

Random Funnies

Plot Twist: Peeta works at Dauntless and bakes their chocolate cakes!

Why did Barty Crouch stop drinking?

It was making him Moody!

Why was the chicken crossing the road? Because he was visiting a witch.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

The chicken

Knock knock

Who's there

You know

"The only thing you absolutely have to know is the location of the library" -Albert Einstein

Romeo and Juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13-year old and a 17-year old that causes 6 deaths. Sincerely, everyone who actually read it.

Homework on a Friday is a teacher's secret evil plot to kill our social lives.

When I say "I wish they would turn this book into a movie", what I really mean is "I wish they would turn this book into a 17 hour long spectacle that includes every solitary detail and doesn't deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting"

Bathroom sign at a store: Attention, toilet only for disabled elderly pregnant children. Commas. Use them. Commas are good.

He texted me: Your adorable. I text him back: No, YOU'RE adorable. Now he thinks I like him. All I did was point out his grammar error.

If you're getting walled in a cellar, I feel bad for your son. I got 99 problems and Amontillado ain't one.

He threw sodium chloride at me! That's a salt!

i before e...except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor.

How I see math word problems: If you have four pencils and I have seven apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How much can I fit

Into a haiku format

Oh no I'm out of

Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.

The Hokey Pokey...in the style of William Shakespeare

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within

Then soon upon a backward journey lithe

Anon, once more the gesture, then begin;

Command sinistral pedestal to writhe

Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.

A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.

To spin! A wild release from heaven's yoke.

Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.

The Hoke, the poke--banish now thy doubt

Verily, I say, 'tis what it is all about.

Books you have to read if you haven't already

Velvet Elvis

Speak

The Fault in Our Stars

If I Stay

Love Wins

The Princess Bride

To be continued...

Contact

Email: anniebannanie2000@gmail.com

Pinterest (my new obsession): Love Wins

Instagram: anniebannanie13

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