Joseph Blow
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Joined 01-01-14, id: 5423531, Profile Updated: 11-28-14
Author has written 2 stories for A song of Ice and Fire, and Immortals, Tamora Pierce.

I have no life. That and that pretty much sums it up.

I suddenly have way too much time on my hands as a client that was eating up anywhere between 20 to 30 hours a week for almost three years has finally been dealt with; now they will only require a few hours of paperwork and possibly 2-3 hours a week unless a lawsuit is filed against them in a foreign country. If they do end up facing a foreign lawsuit I will not be posting as that would require anywhere between 300-400 hours of work (foreign lawsuits are painful) plus any paperwork I have to do if I work a paralegal to death (or make them work overtime)

Conclusion: Don't Sue


“People should either be caressed or crushed. If you do them minor damage they will get their revenge; but if you cripple them there is nothing they can do. If you need to injure someone, do it in such a way that you do not have to fear their vengeance.”

- Niccolò Machiavelli

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A Game of Chairs and School reviews
Inside the lives of Robert Baratheon and his student council at the Red Private School in Kings Landing. Very OOC. Modern AU.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Eddard S./Ned, Petyr B./Littlefinger, Robert B.
Not so Sweet Home reviews
Diane is forced to return to her home town of Snowsdale and is caught in the battle ground of the villagers hate and prejudice as well as those that try to help her. Rating is Currently T but may become M as the story progresses depending on how the story plays out.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014