BEFORE HAND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THE "Eliminators" SUPPORT TABUU99 FOR ALL THINGS RATED M!

About-Wow this is, new.. Really new to this, I have read TONS fan fiction and I love it! Though this is only my first time posting any of it into the public. I really, really ship Marcie and Finn ( preferably the gender bends), and Kenny/O.C (South Park), Naruto and pretty much any girl or gender bend ( NOT SAKU/NARU or HINA/NARU). I am a person who many might call insane, but I think I have a right to be insane!

I will read just about anyone's story as long as it has some romance or drama. I am a total sap and I know it.

Gender-I am a guy.

AGE- Like you care or even need to know, just know that I am awesome!

Likes-

BANDS-LOVE Fun., GREEN DAY, Plain white Tees, Rolling Stones, Credence clear water revival, Skrillex, Bass head, Bob Marley, Foster the People, Death Cab For Cutie(not heavy metal, actually indie), The Heavy, Imagine dragon, Lenard Skinner, Guns n' roses, AC/DC, Vampire weekend, Queen, Kansas, Imagine Dragons, Passion pit, Alela Diane, Cage the elephant, Black eyed peas. I am an indie-dubstep-rocker, yeah beat that!

MOVIES- Funsize, The Hangover, Project X, and any sci-FY movie no matter how low budget or corny it is.
AND OF COURSE ADVENTURE TIME!

HATES- If you even suggest reading Twilight I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES AND SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL! I will make references to twilight, though, maybe, I won't. I CAN NOT STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE MEAN TO GIRLS. SAY A MEAN SEXIEST COMMENT AND I WILL FIND YOU!

EDITING-I try and edit to my best abilities, though I do have a writing hobby, do not expect a perfectly written novel or brief.

ROMANCE- I love dramas and romances, sap an I know it. If for some reason my romance scenes (kissing, hugging, and making out) seem off for some reason, well what can I say I LIKE 'EM! In case you have not picked this up I am not the type of guy girls really want to hang out with, and by that I mean I am pretty average. (you can start laughing now)

REVIEWS- I welcome any and all reviews ( good, constructive, or hate) but don't go over the top with the hate. You insulting me is okay, when you insult me all the time is when I get angry.

SWEARING- I do swear (NOT PERFECT SORRY) but I always try and use them as little as possible. But you gotta do, what you gotta do. Or i get bored... Meh, fifty/fifty chance.

STORIES- If you PM me about what you want to see in a story, while i am writing one I will try to put it in ( jokes, characters, etc. ). Always welcoming ideas.

NEXT PART, READ, Copy&Paste it, or skip. Found most of it on Batman's Favorite Daughter's looked cool and did what it said and copied it. BOLD what you choose.

YOUR GUY SIDE

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.(always)
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
xShopping is torture.(always
xSad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an XBox
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.(hate)
xYou watch sports on TV.
xYou go to your dad for advice(kinda)
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
xYou used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.(black)
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.(all the time)
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.(NEVER)
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink.(NEVER)
xGo to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport. (IT'S NOT A SPORT!)
xYou hate wearing the color black.(LIES)
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.(NOOO)
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.(love them)
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(10-20 min max)
xYou smile alot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (two pairs only one has soles)
xYou care about what you look like.
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.(nooo)
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(cologne)
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 3

THANK kami I'M A GUY

PREP

X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.(always)
X You hate buying things that are on sale.(i hate shopping in general)
X You have more than one house.

Total: 2

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.(TOTS)
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 7

PUNK

X You can skateboard
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse. (I LOVE CONVERSE!)
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 8

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's.(usually)
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework. Never last minute.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 7

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 2

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total : 9

Oh yeah, I'm a geeky goth hardcore punk.

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.(mostly good)
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane. (definitely)

Total: 7

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality. (mostly)
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

Total: 7

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 5

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. (love to feel free)
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: 10 (No contest. I wonder which I'm having the most of? hahaha)

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much. (When I'm not on the internet)
You are atheist. (that seems kinda strange, but what eves)
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.

Total: 10

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.(kinda)
Everyone loves to be around you.(generally people go out of their way to avoid me)
You always follow the rules.

Total: 2

DARK AIR ELEMENTAL, awesome, just awesome.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Atticus said someone must have lost it, and had we asked around?" yeah that's right To Kill a Mocking Bird

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

my couch

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:00 PM

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:10 PM

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Annoying E-harmony commercialism, a party outside, yelling, and typing.

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

10-12 hours ago, waking up and going to the patio.

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfiction.net

9.What are you wearing

A blue plaid shirt and black cargo pants. STALKER!

10.Did you dream last night?

don't know

11.When did you last laugh?

Few days ago

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters of bands, and paintings.

13.Seen anything weird lately?

Someone hanging from the second story banister. He wasn't dead!

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's made by a lonely dude who wanted to stalk millions of people by making this quiz. And makes me feel bad about putting it on my profile.

15. What is the last film you saw?

In the theater, A Good Day To Die Hard. At home, Indiana Jones and the last crusade.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A giant amount of matches and a time machine, so I could go through time and burn random crap. Hehe

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I've never met you, you know nothing about me. I can't go to sleep at night without at least writing about a thousand words.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would hunt down everyone I hate and make them feel all the pain they have caused me over the years (JK). I would, really, like to stop the Iraq and Afghanistan wars before they happened.

19. Do you like to dance?

hell yeah

20. George Bush:

Three words "Douche-y little puppet"

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Emilia, Mira, Julia, Emily, Nix (means snow in Latin) or Vitam (means life in Latin) I don't know why?

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Mathias, Mathis, Mark, ni strakha (means 'fear of none' in Russian). WHY!

23. What advice would you give your kids?

Never read stalker quizzes.

Be as sarcastic as you can.

Love will eventually find you, always be open to it.

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone. (Or you often do)
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

6/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

3/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

9/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

8/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Hannukah presents last year were books. (I don't celebrate Hannukah, I get Christmas)
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

4/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

7/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.(I'm a guy)
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

6/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

7/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

8/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

yay, go hades

Cinderella walked on broken glass
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast
Jasmine married a common thief
Ariel walked on land for love and life
Snow white just barely escaped a knife
It was all blood, sweat & tears
Because love means facing your biggest fears.

This is cute...

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you have ever just wanted to kiss, slap, or hug someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you love,hate, or feel rain copy and paste this into your profile.

The Poem Of An Idiot With Zits...

I am me.

I...am interesting...if you like people that aren't.

I will care, if you say you don't give a crap.

I can be social...if you started the conversation.

I am the kind of person that keeps to himself.

If someone wants to be my friend than they can come to me.

I am the dumbest nerd...

I am the most honest liar...

I am the smartest idiot...

I am the funny guy who's not funny...

I am the kindest Jack ass...

I am most acknowledged when i'm not there...and invisible when i am.

I am the kid you didn't talk to because he didn't know what he was talking about...

I can be a really good person. And i can also be the worst. It all depends on who YOU are...

If you are this kind of person, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read all of that I really appreciate it, I am really proud of you, and you deserve a cookie. However if you just skipped here you still get a cookie but I am disappointed in you (kidding). Maybe... Meh.