Hi! My name is PhantomElphaba (hah! You thought I was gonna give you my real name didn't you?) I write fanfiction. I write on all sorts of things (see my favorites below for more).

I am a lesbian and I have been with the most wonderful girl in the world for over a year now. We met at school, but now I've transferred and we're having to do a long distance relationship. It's tough some days, but we manage.

Okay, so, for anyone who's wondering, a lot of my more recent stories have come from a role play that my friend Destiny and I are doing. Basically, she's Andromeda, and I'm...everybody else. A few things that spawned from this are:

1) Dumbledore is God (This is stirctly joking and not meant to offend any religions). After all, he did bring Harry back to life.
2) As such, he can bring anyone back to life- Hence, Dora, Remus, Sirius, Bella, and Fred are all alive.
3) Sirius and Andromeda have fallen in love. We don't even remember how this came about.
4) Bella went on an interesting journey- she, Voldie, and the Death Eaters were still alive, then Mea killed Bella, Dumbledore brought her back and she had a change of heart, she returned involuntarily to Him, she went back to Mea, returned to Him again- at first only to protect her loved ones, and then got so wrapped up in the dark arts once again that she nearly kills Mea, and then Mea brings her back for good...and wow, my head's spinning. Don't worry. Fanfics will be posted soon to explain further. SOmething else happened that I'm not going to say, except that it's major.

Coming Soon-
The Black Sisters: A look at the lives of Bellatrix, Andromeda, and Narcissa when they were all younger.
Beyond the Grave: Two years after the battle at Hogwarts
Are You Effing Sirius?!: Based on an icon my friend showed me. A simple miscommunication at the Order's Christmas dinner leads to...an interesting chain of events.
I'm also working on an HP chatroom thing. Haven't got a title for it yet.
Also, some fanfics telling Bella's story based off of the role play Destiny and I have been doing.

In Progress-
Black As She's Painted?: Bellatrix's Hogwarts years.
What Is This Feeling?- Poems for Wicked
The Case of the Missing Mask- Several different shows, musicals, and movies are mixed together. The results are chaos, mayhem, and anarchy. Gred and Forge would be proud.
The Truth of the Phantom of the Opera- I know, I know. I'm suffering a severe case of writer's block with this one.
Tango: High School- Spontanieus (sp?) parodies of my favorite songs from RENT
Cyber Meetings- characters from different shows, musicals, etc. meet in a chatroom. Haven't had any great ideas for this recently.

Favorites-
Movie: Cats, The Phantom of the Opera, RENT, The Incredibles, The Notebook, Moulin Rouge, Interview With the Vampire, Original Sin, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean
Song: Because You Loved Me, Someday, You'll Be In My Heart, Faint (Linkin Park), Thnks fr th Mmrs, Body to Body Heart to Heart, and...God, the list goes on.
TV Show: Blood Ties, Teen Titans, Charmed, Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, Mythbusters
Food: Vanilla ice cream, topped with whipped cream and chocolate syrup...(shivers Inside joke...don't ask)
Book: Wicked, Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Artemis Fowl.
Musicals: WICKED!, Cats, Phantom of the Opera, Rent.

Pairings (my most favorite is first)-
~Harry Potter: Remus/Tonks, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Andromeda/Sirius (don't ask...)
~Wicked: Fiyeraba, Gloq/Balinda/G(a)linda+Boq, NesaBoq (Noq? Bessa?)(only sometimes). Cannot stand Gelphie (augh!).
~RENT: MarkJoanne, MimiRoger, AngelCollins, and some MaureenJoanne. Least favorite: Uh...anything else.
~Phantom: ErikChristine...and that's it. Least favorite is ChristineFop...uh, I mean Raoul.
~Teen Titans: RaeRob, BBTerra, and BBStar (sometimes). I can't stand RobStar for some reason.
That's it for now. (Note: If you write a good romance story with any of my top pairings (Fiyeraba, EC, or RaeRob), then you will probably become one of my top favorite authors. -hint, hint, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, punch-)

Original quotes:
~"I love you." -Nick, to me. :D
~"You smelled like oranges" 'My shampoo' "...and coffee" 'Had one before the meeting' "...and woman" 'Oh, God...' ~Remus and Tonks in a fanfic...I can't remember the title.
"OPEN THE CHIP DIP!" -Gir (as I have nicknamed one of my friends) and I after reading the fanfic "Open the Chip Dip," by elphabathedelirious32.
~"Touch me..." "Don't mind if I do" -Erik (singing Music of the Night) and me (watching Phantom)
~"CARLOTTA'S DOGS!" -Tala (my friend) as we wrote a stupid little bit called, "Mysteries of Phantom"
~"We're not good at thinking, Mr. Dickson." -JD (A guy in my class after our teacher said, "Think about it for a minute.")
~"Well, yes I do!" "Do I detect a Southern accent? Are you from Kansas?" -Glinda (in th cornfield after she smacked Elphaba) and me watching Wicked.

Quotes from books, movies, etc.:
~"Kissing is like drinking salted water: You drink, and your thirst increases" ~Chinese Proverb
~"What? What are you all staring at? Oh, do I have something in my teeth? (sighs) Okay, let's get this over with. No, I'm not seasick. Yes, I've always been green. No, I didn't eat grass as a child..." -Elphaba; Wicked (musical)
~"What a tragically beautiful face you have." Looks at Elphaba "And you must be...?" "I'm the other sister, Elphaba. I'm beautifully tragic." - Mme. Morrible and Elphie; Wicked (Musical)
~"For you see my roommate is..." "Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and all together quite impossible to describe..." "BLONDE!" - Elphie and Galinda; Wicked (musical)
~"We can't all come and go by bubble!" -Elphie; Wicked (musical)
~"You're gonna be pop-u-u-lar!" -Galinda; Wicked (musical)
~"It's 'Glinda'...the 'Guh' is silent." -Glinda; Wicked (musical)
~"I hope you'll prove me wrong...but I doubt it." -Madame Morrible (and later, Glinda); Wicked (musical)
~SMACK! Elphie cackles "Feel better?" "Well, yes, I do!" "Good." SMACK! -Glinda and Elphie; Wicked (musical)
~"Eleka nahmen, nahmen, au tum, au tum, eleka nahmen..." -Elphaba; Wicked (musical)
~"Poor Galinda forced to reside/ with someone so disgusticified" -Students at Shiz; Wicked (musical)
~":It's good to see me, isn't it? No need to answer, that was rhetorical." -Glinda; Wicked (musical)
~"Bright? She's phosphorescent!" -Galinda; Wicked (musical)
~"Excuse me, there's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow." "No, you're not. Otherwise you wouldn't be so unhappy." -Fiyero and Elphaba; Wicked (musical)
~"You give me dyspepsia, Avaric; you, and the beans we ate at lunch." -Elphaba; Wicked (book).
~"I don't dress for your approval, boys." -Elphaba; Wicked (book)
~"That would suck, having skin the color of shit." "What a thing to say! If you ask me, that's a shitty opinion." -Avavaric and Elphie; Wicked (book)
~"Today for you...tomorrow for me!" -Angel; RENT
~"We're not gonna pay/ LAST YEAR'S RENT!!" -Ensemble; RENT
~"Would you light my candle? What are you staring at?" -Mimi; RENT
~"I gotta jar o' dirt! and guess what's inside it!" - Captain Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
~"Why is the rum always gone? Oh, that's why." -Captain Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
~"Hide the rum." -Captain Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
~"Oh bugger." -Captain Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
~"Shall we run for our lives?" "Oh yes, lets." -Timon and Pumbaa; Lion King 1 1/2.
~"Come what may...I will love you, until my dying day." -Christian and Satine; Moulin Rouge
~"I know nothing of God, or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that will damn or save my soul. And as far as I know, after four hundred years, I am the oldest living vampire in the world." -Armand; Interview with the Vampire