Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.

Bella is a young doctor who during a flight is asked to help an old man. This is how she meets the man who should have been her grandfather, becoming The Heiress of 12 billion dollars, putting her in the path of Lord Edward Cullen. It will surprise you

Words have power. Woven to beguile and to ensnare - like twisted branches of a tree, with roots gone deep. They lie in shadow – filled with purpose and intent. Filled with Old magic. Sarah really should have known better. Norse gods, ancient rituals, the chase… He is through waiting. It all began with a book; it is only fitting that it should end with one. Enter the Tanglewood...

Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC

My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.

"Tell me the tale of the warrior woman Hailing from a world away. Not solely maker, not solely human, But the girl who came to save. In the darkest of nights, Her name alone is the candle and the flame. She wields in her hand a beacon of light To torch these blackened days." Upon her return to the Maker's Realm Sarah quickly learns that she has become the subject of legend. With

Bella has a less than stellar love life, that is, until a new neighbor moves in next door. How long will it take her to get over her hatred of the cocky, self-absorbed pervert? All humor, no angst. AH E/B.

It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.

Her thoughts, her feelings, her emotions and the only luxury Teresa Lisbon allowed herself. My apologies for the crappy summary. Something I whipped up during an angsty moment watching THE MENTALIST.

"Sometimes, at night, he'd walk in his meadow and look to the sky, hoping she was seeing the same full moon, the same brilliant stars." This is a story of second chances and intrepid hearts.

A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.

Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect.

Complete. Edward and Bella married too young and for all the wrong reasons, so no one acted surprised when their marriage crumbled down. Two kids and five years later, events force them to live under the same roof for a while. Will they realize what they lost? AH. Older, divorced E/B. Daddyward. Angst. HEA.

Complete. For two years, Bella's had a cotton candy romance going on with her taciturn best friend. In her head. So after catching bits and pieces of Edward's unusual upbringing, Bella pays a visit to Alaska. AH

Prologue One shot: Agent Lisbon is working to catch a killer when her paths cross with FBI Agent Patrick Jane who is searching for a con artist that was conning her victim. He lends his hand in the investigation as only Jane can while she finds herself smitten with the FBI agent, but then there is a twist that Lisbon never saw coming.

Jane and Lisbon are requested on a murder case in D.C. right after the events of Blue Bird. Jane is forced to solve the case from the hotel. He and Lisbon navigate their new relationship in this tricky situation. Very loosely based on one of my favorite movies by the same name. Pike will be in this story, but very little.

Two troubled pasts that took different paths. She takes life by the horns and tries to live it to the fullest. He hides away on the mountaintop, rough all around. What happens when they meet? What happens when their worlds' collide? Ruggeddom Contest Third Place Winner in the Public Vote! Now complete.

Their first encounter is brief, minute, insignificant, forgettable. At least it should be. Edward and Bella live very different lives, but a chance encounter forces them to reexamine everything they thought they wanted.

I'm still technically married. I still technically wear my wedding ring. It's on a chain around my neck. With his. He still won't sign the divorce papers. I still don't want him to. 1st Place Winner: TLS Angst Contest

Describe yourself in three words. That's how I found myself beside the ocean, with sea salt tangled hair, sun kissed by a boy who showed me the answers. The boy in the shadows. The boy in the shade.

REMOVED, excepting chapters 1 - 5. When Bella moves to town to attend university, Edward is enlisted by their families to help her settle in. She avoids him until he makes a surprising offer.

1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.

Edward is fresh out of the big house and Bella is his new boss.

Lisbon and Jane get exposed to high levels of radiation while on a sting. Suddenly, both of them have to accept that changes happen, whether they like it or not.

*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H

Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.

A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.

AU - Teresa Lisbon is in trouble and there is only one person she can turn to but is he the answer to her prayers or has she just taken on far more trouble than she can handle? Jisbon!

An alternative ending to episode 6.17. Short multichapter. Reviews, as ever, are appreciated. Finally complete!

Lisbon and Jane ponder truth, lies, and their relationship as they encounter a woman from their past. Based on spoilers for episode 7x03. Thanks to the fabulous From7heAshes for the cover!

There are people you get over. And then there's Edward Cullen.

AU of how Jane and Lisbon meet. Lisbon works for the CBI when 'psychic' Patrick Jane comes into her life just as Red John's obsession with her deepens. It's a little more light-hearted than it sounds. Jisbon. Rated T/M for some sexy scenes. Reviews appreciated. Finally complete!

It's been said that the difference between love and fate is that you can fall in love with anyone, but fate will decide who you'll love in the end. Too bad Bella Swan no longer has any faith in love or in fate.

A Teambella23 Fic: Freckled, sunburned, and scraped, our lives are lived barefoot and sandy, rolling under the baking sun and surfing the salty water—young, wild, and brave. Volkswagens, bonfires, and "You call that a pickup truck?" We were born into this, but we won't be like them. We're invincible. We're seventeen. We're smarter than that. What's the worst that can happen?

A series of moments between Jane and Lisbon in Season 7.

elements of attraction alert: language in last chapter

"It's nice to see you again," he finally says. She can't speak. Every detail is exactly as she remembers it, down to the wedding ring on his finger. He had to have planned it that way, she thinks, to make her feel like no time has passed. (AU after 6x01 in which Lisbon kills Red John and there are serious ramifications/alternate introduction to The Mentalist 2.0.)

Set immediately after Blue Bird. Jane and Lisbon are called onto a case with some haunting repercussions for Jane where his vision may be clouded by his past, much to Lisbon's dismay. Meanwhile, their romance develops, but not without some growing pains. T now, but may be M later.

I started this based on a scene from The Golden Hammer (the spying episode), had no idea where I was going with it, gave up, then thought that maybe instead I would try to do a little 'portrait' of each character; basically it's a creative writing exercise... ;) Only a little snapshot, linguistic 'doodling', nothing more.

Sylvia Plath said "If you expect nothing from anybody, you're never disappointed." Bella Swan would have to agree. Then again, she hasn't met Edward Cullen…yet. A wit-fit. Rated M for later chapters.

Complete. Follow Bella as she grows from a bullied little girl into a sassy young woman. After all, it's not about what you're looking at, it's about what you see. An unorthodox story about best friends and their journey. Humor/Angst/Friendship/Romance. AH.

"Charming" was the first deep cover Edward Cullen ever affected, years before he became a spy. Bella Swan is an American girl at Oxford with skills MI6 wants. "Befriending" Bella Swan will be his most challenging mission yet.

NOW COMPLETE! Teresa Lisbon is a college student, doing her best to raise her younger brothers on her own. When her worst fear is realized, will the psychic next door be able to help her? AU set in Chicago, 1994. Romance/Drama/Mystery. Rated T/M for language and adult content. Cover created by the amazing phoenix2812.

After a girls' night in, and drunken truth or dare, Bella goes on three blind dates. She unwinds after each one at her favorite piano bar, where she pours her heart out to bartender, Eddie. He listens and decides she needs dating lessons. Embarrassment, hilarity, and UST all combine in this Countdown to Combustion!-AH

Spoilers for End of season 6: Jane and Lisbon's new relationship is put through the wringer when Thomas Volker reveals that a new Blake Association led by Red John's son is working for their own revenge, the only solution is to let Volker go undercover but he has his own agenda and it involves some terrible things for Lisbon. Jisbon

COMPLETE. Edward, let me introduce you to Bella, a not so starry-eyed college student who really doesn't want anything to do with you. Except for maybe to stab you. Starts out kinda canon, then takes a sharp left at a library in Seattle. Some Romance plus some Drama plus some Comedy equals a "Romantic Dramedy". Or something like that. Either way... fun. EPOV. AU.

"Is this it?" She suddenly felt like dying, dread and sadness settling so heavy in her heart, she almost expected Jane to gasp at the unexpected gain of weight on top of him. "Is this what?", he asked. He could barely hear her over the sound of rain on the roof. "Is this... what you've lost?" - Ties into "Dreaming of White", but can be read separately. Established Jisbon.

Tag 06x20 SPOILERS - Jane isn't sure what noble means, but he does understand love. Why can't Lisbon understand it just like he does? (This story is the result of my frustrations with these two intelligent idiots.) T for language. May go M later.

A 4-part Ride outtake, set between chapters 17 and 18. Warning: contains the usual.

NOW COMPLETE! Lisbon is a young cop on her first undercover mission. Guess who blows her cover. AU set in 1996 San Francisco. Romance/Mystery/Humor. Rated T/M for language and adult situations. Thanks to phoenix2812 for the beautiful cover pic!

Some things you never forget, they just hurt too much to remember.

A year after Red John's death, Lisbon runs into Jane unexpectedly. He intends on keeping a promise he made her before leaving, despite her protestations and the presence of Walter Mashburn in her life. It is an A.U., but not extreme. It will be very in canon.

COMPLETE! S6 SPOILERS! LANGUAGE M rating in Ch 7 thru Epilogue When a congresswoman's daughter disappears, utilizing Jane's mental clarity is the only way to get her back. Can Lisbon keep him in line so they both don't end up dead? And can Jane finally figure out the mystery surrounding Lisbon since he returned? H.E.A and some JISBON.

Jane and Lisbon go undercover for the FBI a married couple. The boundaries between the Reality and the Cover become blurred in this multi-chapter fic. Or are the two just a lot closer than the pair think. K right now but very likely to go up.

Complete: Police Chief Teresa Lisbon gets help from a stranger - one who resembles someone special from her past. Can she prove his real identity? Romance and mystery ensue.

Masen Valley, SC. Population: 10,789. It was a tiny dot on a map; an escape of sorts for Bella Swan. But when circumstances bring a certain member of Masen Valley's founding family back to town, she finds that the past isn't as easy to leave behind as she thought it would be... Or let go.

Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.

Geeky Bella has a theory. She suspects that popular Edward Cullen is not who he claims to be. Are her crazy speculations true or will she be left feeling foolish? Most importantly, how far is she willing to go to prove herself accurate? OOC

NOW CONCLUDED! Teresa Lisbon's detective agency is in crisis, until a mysterious stranger saves the day. But can she entrust her heart to a man with an unknown past? Extreme AU. Romance/Humor/Mystery. Rated T/M for mild language and adult content. Thanks to phoenix2812 for the beautiful cover pic!

Edward and Bella - a perfect couple, a perfect life. And then disaster strikes. Bella has to learn to live without her soulmate. Mysterious letters help her to cope. AU Canon pairings.

NOW COMPLETE! Collaboration with Nerwen Aldarion. Our loving tribute to the wonderful films of Doris Day and Rock Hudson. Lisbon joins an ad agency where Jane is a very territorial top dog. When they find themselves pursuing the same client, will their competetive hijinks lead them to war...or to love? Extreme AU. Romance/Humor. Rated T/M for language and adult situations.

A virgin. An escort. A contract signed. But falling in love wasn't part of the agreement... AH, E&B

He drives her mad. She frustrates him to no end. How did they let it get this far? If you truly love someone, is it always worth fighting for? ExB AH

Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.

She always knew he possessed the experience to set her entire world on fire, she just never knew he'd lace it in enough affection and care to have her emotions set aflame as well...

Two lives. One with everything she ever wanted, the other with heartache worse than she can hope to endure. How can she tell the difference between what is real and what is pure fantasy? BxE AU/AH Canon/OOC

"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.

After Red John's death, Jane and Lisbon's reckless decisions led to even more pain and heartache. Now a year later Jane brings Lisbon back to California to help catch Red John's remaining followers intent on memorializing their dead master, as they both try and mend the wounds they caused. Jisbon

Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.

When Edward and Bella were thrown unwillingly together in a blind date, they decided to play pretend. Six months, nosy mothers, and a lot of bad acting, they have to play the perfect couple to fool everyone but themselves.

Isabella Swan uproots her life on a whim, moving halfway around the world in search of something more. Perhaps she will find what she's looking for in the neatly laid rows of Cullen Family Wines' Hunter Valley vineyard. Sometimes, it is the grafted vine that produces the more vigorous growth.

Blackout. It started with a touch, and whirled out of control until she never wanted it to end, and then it was over and the lights came back on. Sherlock and Joan and being in the dark. Final Chapter 12: Seeing in the dark. The end. And thank you for over 63,000 views! -Sef

Bella is investigating a rash of serial killings in Rochester, NY when Edward Cullen crosses her path and raises her suspicion. Is there more to Edward than meets the eye? Can Bella fight her attraction to a man who might be her suspect?

Re-post: AU/AH Bella's only release comes in the form of distantly orbiting the life of Edward Cullen. As with any addiction, however, she's always left wanting more. "Mad is a term we use to describe a man who is obsessed with one idea and nothing else." [Ugo Betti]

His eyes, his movement, his speech, all of his gestures are always curt and precise. There's no finesse in his bones, no grace in his conscious. So she's startled to find his lips are gentle and his hands are hesitant. The novice hands of a seasoned veteran, the hands of a man who knows how to take what he wants and finally wants what he's taken...

There are dark secrets in Delphian City. Edward Cullen is one of them. AH/AU OOC Supernatural/Fantasy/Sci-Fi minus the vamps.

9 years ago Bella Swan had a surgery that saved her life. A humble survivor, she is making a life for herself in a new town. Along the way she meets Edward Masen. Quiet, dark, cold, angry. Can she bring him back to life? Or will the truth ruin it all?

A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.

"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."

When Edward returns to Bella, he does not realise that a few hours earlier she nearly drowned. He finds that the girl he came back to is very much altered from the girl he left behind, and that it takes more than saying sorry to rebuild their lives.

He left her breathless.

B is a gossip columnist.E is an arrogant NY socialite.When E is admitted into rehab,B will stop at nothing to get her story.On her mission,B will reveal things about E that will make her doubt her intentions,as more than the truth is uncovered.

... but it's cool. I like it.

He assumed Isabella Swan was eccentric, yet that very fact intrigued him. He hadn't dealt with a compelling person, sensible or colorful in quite a while. She just seemed ripe with possibilities to be anything but mundane.

Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.

Romance/Comedy. Twilight meets Singles. It's the 90s and Bella is nursing a broken heart while thwarting the affections of her boundary-challenged best friend, Alice. Could the next Eddie Vedder be the balm she needs to learn to trust again? Collab with BellaFlan for Fandom for Sandy.

A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.

Well, they're married. So why isn't it everything wonderful? All human, OOC, mature themes.

"I needed this trip. Rose needed this trip. For me it was closure - a way to keep a memory alive. For her it was empowerment - a way to prove to herself just how truly strong she could be." Set in the Canadian Rockies. A WitFit story. AH, BPOV, Canon Pairings

AH, BPOV: Edward left Bella almost a year ago, upending her whole world. What happens when Bella receives a phone call that just might shatter it? "Wait, Alice…Edward is dying?" I choked out.

The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama

As a child, Bella Swan dreamed of using her powers to become a hero. Instead, she became a cat burglar. Can a mysterious figure from her childhood guide her back to the light? AU, but not quite AH.

Edward and Bella are neighbors, but they really can't stand one another. Snark and hi-jinks. Borderline crack-fic; if you don't have a (silly) sense of humor, move along. Once a WitFit.

Once upon a time, a quirky woman barreled into a soft-spoken man's life and turned it upside down. Not that he complained about it...

An influenza pandemic occurs when a new virus appears against which the human population has no immunity, resulting in epidemics worldwide with enormous numbers of deaths and illness. The story of two strangers surviving when they only have each other.

You're in some of my classes but we've successfully ignored one another for years. You're rich, privileged and self-sufficient. I'm only one of those things. Why would you suddenly want to talk to me? Oh, don't tell me you're LONELY...

Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.

"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.

He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?

Bella wants to say yes to kind, handsome Ed…but can't stop meeting Eddie for martini lunches. Eduardo just wonders why she's avoiding his yoga class. And who is this "Edward" leaving cryptic messages at work? A story about people and how they change.

Fictionista Workshop's Daily Witfits. To Bella, Masen is a study in mood swings. She has an hour a day to figure him out.

October 2012 Fictionista Workshop. (Bella and Edward hit a bump in their forever relationship. Over the course of a night, they work on working it out...)

Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.

At Last Bella's love has come along - in the form of a one night stand. "You never know what you're missing until you suddenly get what you want without asking for it. Does that even make sense? No? Well, neither did my life after I met Edward Cullen." A/H

After a business arrangement leads to marriage, Bella is shocked to find her husband wishes for her to give him an heir. Will Bella consent in hopes that he will return the love she has for him or will she leave before her heart is beyond repair?

They are the children of feuding families, separated by generations of bad blood and a river between them. One day, he decides to cross the water to find out what's on the other side. Alternate "A River Between" storyline, prior reading of ARB not nec. Drabble-ish.

Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH

AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.

It all begins with a spark, and a girl on a mission. All set to the music of seals barking. A place for a rambling love story. AU/AH

She loses him almost as soon as she finds him... but things aren't always what they seem. Will Bella follow her heart down the rabbit hole? AU-ish.

They're so close, but they've never been further apart. "I can't do this anymore," he shakes his head, "We already fought, Isabella. We're done." "No," she says firmly, "We're not done, until I say we're done."

In a dystopian future, Bella runs away from an arranged marriage that she knows will be her undoing. When she meets Edward, she has to decide whether he's an even greater threat to her independence, or the key to creating a life she'd never thought possible. AU.

COMPLETE. Edward is a bitter, angry man, a man suffering the sins of his past. An emotional & physical recluse, he pushes everyone away. That is, until Bella, a mysterious woman with her own demons, moves in and forces him to face himself. AH.

Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M

Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.

Four years is a long time to date someone. Unless it's Edward. Gorgeous, charming, intelligent Edward. Then again, he's so cheap he steals toilet paper. No one's perfect, that's for sure. 3rd Pl Public Vote/2nd Pl Judge's Vote in Fic This Gif contest!

Bella never made it to Forks, never met Edward, never fell in love. As a student at Emerson College, she is passionate, smart, and desperately lonely. Until someone catches the scent of his singer on the air . . .

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.

Major Isabella Swan, army psychologist, is swiftly climbing the ladder of success when a confidential letter and a clandestine meeting change everything. Her newest patient proves to be the most challenging question in her new life. AU

Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? I own nothing, not even a crash pad.

His fingertips trail along my collarbone, strong but gentle. They linger on my scar, on skin that's not quite numb. I feel like I did then, when I was standing in that tree, brave and stupid enough to jump. ExB

Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.

They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"

Quirky Bella has it bad for the schools star basketball player. Some would think she should seek therapy for her stalker tendencies, but of course this is high school so everyone has an opinion. The important question is what will Edward think? AH E/B

I wonder how a story with no summary would go. Is anyone game to read it? Let's see...

Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B

I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M

Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?

In 1851, 18-year-old Bella Swan flees her pleasant home and doting parents in favor of romance and a grown-up life with the man of her dreams. The advent of Britain's railway system makes escape easy for her. Or does it?

AU/AH. For self-sacrificing reasons, Bella decides to break up with Edward in the beginning of their senior year. But Edward decides that he isn't taking this one without a fight. Short story, just gonna be fluff really.

Edward Cullen's trash is his neighbors' torture, and now his house is in violation of Chapter 36 of the Seattle Municipal Code. When Inspector Swan shows up to issue a citation, sparks will fly! ExB, AH

Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.

He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.

It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.

Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...

Prayers are funny things. I used to think mine fell on deaf ears. -Rated M for mature language-

An idyllic past, a promising future, a love to last a lifetime...but haunted dreams and tragic events take Edward on the most difficult journey of his life. EXB Rated M

A determined curator vies with a private collector when rumors of a rare book surface in central Europe. All human, canon couples...eventually.

Music fans think rock diva Bella Swan is brilliant, talented and a gift to humankind. People who actually know her think she's a menace to society, and a pain in the backside. Then Edward Cullen comes on board as tour manager, and who knows what he thinks?

Edward Cullen is brilliant and complicated but also closed off and socially inept. Can Bella teach him how to tap into and understand his emotions through an unorthodox experiment without breaking her own heart in the process? AH.

Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.

Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.

This is just your basic New York City love story. Crappy apartments, menial jobs, and low standards place Bella Swan in the pathway of love. Rated M. Canon couples with my usual OOC cast. AH. eventually E/B. Ficlet.

He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.

As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.

WINNER: 2ND PLACE PUBLIC VOTE: Bella goes home for Christmas to find a homeless man in her bed. Written for the Baby It's Cold Outside Contest

Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!

When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings

Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE

sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.

Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.

UNFINISHED: I've realised it's been 2 years since I updated and it's become painfully obvious that I'm just not going to be able to finish this story. I've tried to break out of the writer's block rut, but it hasn't worked. No time/motivation anymore. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE STORY UP AS IT IS, UNFINISHED, INDEFINITELY, SO I WILL TAKE IT DOWN SOON. I'M SORRY. SEE PROFILE FOR MORE