NOOBIE IN DAH HOUSE!?

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Blerh...I cant be bothered, I still haven't figured out how to manage all the buttons...I created this because I forgot my password to my other account (fails at rememberingX)

Im British/Asian, but I live in Sweden. Speak three languages, studying my fourth in school. (And Im not gonna be a happy bunny if I die without learning Korean. Or Chinese. Or Japanese...whichever =) oh...maybe all three! (someone please drag me down from my overambitious little cloud)

Im 15 years old.

About religion..., um I would say Im an atheist. It just all seems...I dunno, I wouldn't say stupid, but not far away from that. To me it only seems to bring people apart, and cause missunderstandings and fights. If you're a believer, fine, Ill respect that, no problem. Just don't come to me yapping that I'll go to hell, or be reincarnated to a carrot.

If I had to choose, Id go for Buddhism. Its nice.

I don't like...Fish. Or the sea. Because its the home of most fish...shivers No, really, I have Ichthyophobia. Seeing a live fish will make me scream and weep like a baby.

And racism, homophobia and different castsystems, are all waste of energy. People will be as they are, and it won't change, therefore, its just a waste of time and energy to hate someone whos different. RAINBOWPOWER X)

I like...Naruto. A lot. Should probably get myself checked or something...After two years of being a Narutard I still can't help myself from going; SASUKE-KUN!! (Nyah! has fangasm somewhere in a corner)

Worse traits; OK, this is probably some kind of disorder or something, I don't know, but I can NEVER finish a book. No matter how awesome it is. I will read like a maniac, from the start to the middle, without stopping, and then go, oh I should probably stop now, you know, save it. And then the book just lays there, with a bookmark in the middle, and I never read it. Instead I go on with a new book. I seriously FORCED myself to read out the 4th Twilight book. Jacobs POW being the only good thing X)

Oh, yeah, and some people might call me irresponsible and forgetfull. During the past year and half, I've had, and lost, 4 creditcards...My parents say that the fifth is the last one Im gettingX( I think those are quite harsh words to call someone actually. Im not forgetfull! I would rather prefer the term...um...uninformed of where I latest left the desired object. Yeah, much better XD

Best Traits: Well except my astonishing beauty and awesomness X), it would be...hm...Fast metabolism...yup, I can eat like a cow and I wont gain weight =) Its kinda like a superpower XD Thank you daaaddy

ABOUT NARUTO

Gosh, I remember it like it was yesterday...(NOT)

I remember seeing this blond kid with orange, like, EVEHRYWHERE!? And I thought it was really annoying, hated it. But, being the fair awesome person that I am, I make sure to know about the stuff Im hating. So I thought; Hey, why not waste 30 minutes off my life by watching some stupid cartoon, which I already hate. You know, so that I could fairly continue to go on hating the orange blonde kid cartoon. And...Uh, Lets just say that it didn't work out like my original plans...

PAIRINGS: NaruSasu, My OTP. So many reasons why they belong, but Im too lazy to list 'em. (When will the rest of the world figure out that Naruto as Seme is the hottest?! Like eveeerrr)

ItaDei: I dunno, what can I say. They're both longhaired badasses. (nyahaa XD)

About Gaara/Neji/Lee : Hmm...N+L, ok, they're in the same team. G+L, they've met, fought, made up. Kinda.

G+N...Eh...have they met? (seriously my memory fails me so hard) Although I prefer these two. Lee can be with Sakura =)

NejiSasu: YEAH BABY, bastard-smartyness loving.

NejiGaaraSasuke: Seriously how hot wouldn't this threesome be?

Ah...I remember back in the good ol' days, when I was into the boring 4...(SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen and ShikaIno/Tema) Tehee...what an innocent mind I must have had back then...young and naive, and unaware of the TOTAL AWESOMNESS THAT IS YAOI!!

Although some het couples I can still handle. Can't be botheres to list 'em.

MY SASUKE IS INNOCENT THEORY

Ok so me and my best friend (who happens to be a hardcore Sasuke hater, mayherrottinhellstupidgirlfornotrealisinghissexyness) have been having loads of fighting about Sasu's innocent. She says hes a cold hearted killer, weak for going to the snake, and gay for wearing that pirate thingy. (hehe, although thats the way I want him...) Among other insults...

Aaanyhoo, I just figured something out. Sasuke has NEVER killed anybody, like, at all! (SPOILERS if you not updated with the manga)

1, Deidara (NYAH! DEI-DEI!!) (cough, gets back into independant woman mode.) Technically, Sasuke did NOT kill Deidara, he commited suicide. Suuuure...it might have...been Sasuke who pushed him to the brink of insanity, but he did not kill him. Get it?

2, Itachi (His story brings me to tears.) Sasuke didn't kill him either, he...um...collapsed. Yeah...collapsed. Agaaain, Sasu might have had something to do with it, sure, but Itachi clearly didn't die from Chidori. Itachi could have killed Sasu but he didn't, and Sasu didn't kill Itachi either.

3, Orochimaru (shudders) Hes like...kinda still alive-ish? Sorta. And Itachi killed half of him.

So that was my Sasuke is an angel theory. =)

Seriously, this can't be right...

You are an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Like, whaaat? I always get comments about what a yappy little girl dog I am, and that Im a bossy little shit who will bring much pain and suffering to her future husband and children(mostly from the padres). AND IM FICKIN PROUD OF IT! XD

AND I GOT UKE?! 0_0?

INNOCENT FUCKING UKE?! DYAA! Runs ramdomly around in her house and breaks things

Urgh, this is so not good for my awesomness badass image...

OK, so I had this amazingish plan to find up all the fics Ive read during my non...uh...account-ish days, and review them all.

But...being the lazy little shit I am, I have now dropped that plan. Sorry. I mean seriously, you have no idea how many fics that would be.

But do not despair! My new amazingish plan, is to always, always, always review every fic I read from this second on!

... Groans and slams head on the keyboard

Taa-Taa!