First off, as my penname implies, I love cats. In fact, I value cats over all but two humans. My friends say I have an obsession with them, but that is entirely untrue; I have an affinity with them :)

I love writing hectic scenes where everything is happening at once. My favorite one was where a girl was fighting an assassin and trying to answer the phone. Then she finally manages to answer it, and it's her boyfriend, so she's holding a conversation with her boyfriend while fighting an assassin, who throws her through a door (and I mean the wood of the door, not the doorway).

List of things I love (not necessarily in this order):

Cats!

My pet snake, Draco

My friends

Joseph

Chocolate

Xena

Long words

My thesaurus

The Harry Potter books

Twilight

Bad fanfics

Long lists

Writing

Romance novels

Fantasy novels

Just about any novels, actually.

Cats!

Holidays

Eyes with unique colors

Black

Pink (sometimes)

Did I mention cats?

Lists with repeats

Lists in general

Math

Geeks

Insane people

Leaves

Roses

Trees

Computers

Calculators (well, maybe not)

Midnight

Grammar

Moonlight

my cousin-once-removed, ReaderADV (even though he keeps calling me shorty. I am not short! He's just too tall!)

Wind Chimes

Water

Ice cream

Peanut butter

Spelling

Randomness

Love

Nonsense

Horror movies

Comedy movies

Chic flics

Action movies

Webcomics

Cats!

Heavy metal rock

Symphonic rock

Nightwish (see previous two items)

Sum 41

The Bangles

KT Tunstall

The Eurythmics

Anne Hathaway

Mediaeval Baebes

Etc...

CATS!!

I cannot stress this enough: CATS!!

Things that I hate:

Idiots

Politicians

Hypocrites

Stereotypes

Hate

Love

Spiders

School

Eli (No wait, I stopped hating him in April)

Crises

Boredom

Intolerance

Discrimination

Microsoft (You'd think I'd stop using their operating system...)

Fiction: I am a magical near-human creature who travels through time at will and is thousands of years old and has a perfect boyfriend who is currently in a different dimension while I protect the Hope Diamond in this dimension.

Fact: I am a human whose only method of going through time is just like everyone else and I'm 16 years old and am friends with my crush whom I used to date, who is in this dimension while I fantasize about the above fiction being true and have no connection to the cursed diamond someone named "Hope". Oh, BTW, I'm a half-geek.

Now for the annoying copy and paste stuff:

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. XD hehe.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (They aren't. He stole it from a French guy)

If you know someone who you think is Satan, copy this into your profile and say who. My friend's sister. And that woman's friend is God. They have declared it so and I believe them. ALL HAIL SATAN!

If you suffer from DHLMS (Does He Love Me Syndrome), copy this on your profile.

If you know the exact locations of Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, and limbo, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think ReaderADV needs professional help, then copy and past this into your profile.

Do not call us 'nerds'. We prefer the term 'geeks'. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have noticed that 'evil' spelled backwards is 'live' and think that that is weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think phone tag is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who has tried to commit suicide, or are someone who has tried to commit suicide, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. ReaderADV, CatzRule3

If you think Colorado's driver's license age requirement (18) sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit/kicked/etc. by a girl smaller than you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a title for yourself, copy and paste this into your profile and say what it is. Master of Dragons. Mistress of Mischief.

If you hate Microsoft, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a talent for misplacing stuff, copy and paste this into your profile if you can find it.

If you are amused/amazed by Team Rocket's persistence (Ten seasons of failure!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that it's pathetic to have the copy/paste list longer than the rest of the profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~ pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you really have nothing better to do than read all of these copy/paste things, copy this into your profile.

If you started up an insult war with someone for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read it, review it.

Every author here, regardless of skill, aim, story type, or grammar is looking for feedback from his or her works. If you like it, tell them why. If you don't like it, tell them why. And no author is looking for flamers to drop them a pointless 'u suck' review. If you believe in these tenets, copy and paste it into your profile. Spread the love. Spread the reviews.

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

(o.o) Help CatzRule3 rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!

(o.o) Help dragons rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!

(o.o) Help ReaderADV rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!

(o.o) Help cats rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!

(o.o) Help chocolate rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think modern American animated cartoons are effing stupid and pointless, copy this into your profile.

If you think ReaderADV and I are both insane and should be committed, copy and paste this into your profile. (Note: I was committed once, and they let me out).

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the girl who is afraid to tell my friends what I did one day because it ended with me kissing another girl

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

CatzRule3's Laws of Ettiquette

Do not talk about someone behind their back.

Do not hurt a random bystander.

Unless they are innocent, then you have to hurt them.

Do not lead someone on without a legitimate reason

Experience is not a legitimate reason.

Nor is “just for kicks”

Do not ask someone how much they weigh

Especially if that someone is female

Especially not an anorexic

Except when their weight is necessary.

WARNING: some people will lie

Do not interrupt while someone else is speaking

Unless you must

Do not insult someone

Unless they start it

That includes doing something that warrants it

Do not ask someone about their method of thinking.

Do not ignore someone unless they deserve it.

ReaderADV's Three IEs (which I do not agree with)

Insult everyone

Interrupt everyone

Ignore everyone

ReaderADV and CatzRule3

Some people may be confused about ReaderADV and me. ReaderADV is my mother's cousin, yet he's fourteen months younger than me. Go figure. The first time I remember seeing him was when I was 8, but we'd probably met before that... He is ADHD and a few years ago was abusive. Naturally, I have to be evil to get back at him for that. Also, it keeps us in touch. Strangely, when I listen to my friends talk about their siblings, and then read an email from ReaderADV, it strikes me that we seem very like siblings, except he's in a different state. I feel compelled to mention that on his profile, he says that Heaven is in Bellevue Washington, which happens to be where I live. We did have three wars going; an insult war, a cute war (that's kind of how the "cute" stuff got started...) and a doubt war. I'm thoroughly enjoying all three (especially cute), but they seem to have died down. BTW, he is jealous of me and covers it up by insulting me, so don't listen to him. He has a tendency to leave odd things at my house when he visits, but I'd rather not say what.

Ok, ReaderADV! I stopped calling you cute! Happy now?