If I told you about me...I'd have to kill you!

22 THINGS TO DO IN A VERY LARGE SHOPPING CENTRE

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-buy.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

21. Open a large bottle of oil and splash it on the floor, then wait for someone with a trolley to go through, just to see what happens

22. Get in one of the beds in the bedding depatmant and then shout out "Turn out the light"

_ If you have ever done one of the things on that list, copy and past this into your profile, and add another thing at the bottom of the list as number 23.

Pick 10 characters and answer the following:

1) Damien

2) Kyle

3) Craig

4) Gregory

5) Wendy

6) Kenny

7) Pip

8) Christophe

9) Stan

10) Cartman

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Be like "I'm going to hell now, right?"

Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

wtf are you doing in my house, now get that ass over here!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Wendy is gonna be piiiiissed o_o

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

aww, why thank you (:

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I wouldn't be surprised, I mean come on, it's kenny!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

zomg, we can be british together!!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

I'd sit next to him and say "The fucking guard dogs got you didn't they?"

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

He has no right, I mean come on he hangs out with Cartman, I'd have to give him a slap!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

He's a douchebag that's why

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Probably sit there laughing his ass off, satanic piece of shit ¬_¬

You're on a vacation with 2 and he/she manages to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Probably start saying sorry then take me to hospital

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?,

Nothing, but he SHOULD give me a guinea pig just like his

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

He'd probably keep his cool while I'm running around like a headless chicken

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Try and make me feel better maybe?

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

I'm sure even the antichrist himself would be shocked at that news!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

I'd make him dance and with him being Pip he probably would

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

We'd dance together and get F'd in the A

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

It's probably be him I'm laughing at so he'd get all moody and be like "Screw you guys I'm going home!"

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Are you kidding me! He's the antichrist, he's just so sexy and satanic and evil *drools*

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Really Kyle? We already knew that

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?

Yeah, I wouldn't really get offended at being flipped off all the time, I think it's cute

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

It could happen, if Kenny got her drunk enough

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

We already knew this but I'd hit him on the head and say "Bad Kenny"

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

British people are scary...wait, I'm british

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

I'd tell him to go fuck Gregory, simple

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Go and get some of that ass, ofc we'd never tell Pip

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

I'd probably throw up!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

I'm not thinking anything, I'm trying to stop Tweek pulling his hair out and trying to stop Christophe break down the door with his shovel.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Maybe, judging by how often Kenny dies they spend alot of time with each other

Would 2 trust 5?

Yeah, but maybe not around Stan

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Cartman would flip and go on a rant about Gregory, this would be followed by a small "tap" on the back of the head and blood would "mysteriously" appear on Christophe's shovel

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?

Wendy would take English or Science or somethign Nerdy, and Damien would take PE until he gets banned for hurting/killing too many people

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Nothing, Kenny is too poor to afford food and Craig just cbf

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

I dunno, Pip might work in a shop somewhere, wheres Stan would teach hockey :D

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Oh god no, Poor Wendy, don't let him do it, get gregory instead he must spend ages getting his hair to go how it does, I don't think Christophe even brushes his.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend; will 6 be happy?

Yeh, as long as Stan can draw a decent pair of boobs.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

The whole "I broke the dam" thing probs

1 accidentally kicked 10?

I can see Cartman going home covered in bruises, cut and many many burns that's if he goes home at all.

2 sent a message to his/her BfGf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Nothing. He sent it too the right person

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Kenny stop gawping everytime Wendy touches her toes.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

No Kenneh! you can't come unless you get me the yellow mega man!

7 won the lottery?

Good, it's about time something went well for him!

8 had quite a big secret?

He secretly likes to dressup in gregory's clothes and talk in a posh voice while Gregory is out, shit...He's just come home o_o

9 became a singer?

Bang, bang, fingerbang!

10 got a daughter?

ok, screw you guys, I'm moving to the otherside of the world

What would 1 think of 2?

I think he'd be kinda horny I mean we all remember Kyle shouting "I want the antichrist inside of me"

How would 3 greet 9?

He'd flip him the bird p:

What would 4 envy about 5?

The way her boyfriend appears to have some respect for himself, hint hint Christophe!

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Kenny...no, I don't wanna do that, get off me!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They are both blonde?

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Christophe saying something like "We can be french together"

Where would 8 meet 9?

at a USO show, trying to break out canadians!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That he was gay, he'd never hear the end of it

What would make 10 scared of 1?

maybe the fact that he's the antichrist?

Is 3 Gay?

Watches as Craig lets go of Tweeks hand and flips us off