Pirate Hatterhide bio
 Author has written 19 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Scrubs, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Metalocalypse, Batman, House, M.D., and Batman Begins/Dark Knight. Okie here's the deal. My name is Nan, I'm currently 17, though I was probably 15-16 when this mess was last updated. This account is inactive since all of these stories, in my opinion, are not good at all. So I won't be updating, I won't be posting, and nothing on here will ever ever change. Got it? Great. I spend most of my time on tumblr and livejournal these days, so if you're into that sort of thing, find me there under the same profile name (piratehatter). I also have a fanfiction LJ called nannerific, so you can check that out too. I really don't care. Just don't expect anything here to be updated. I'm really just done with this place. |
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Alive Inside by cryfhau aill reviews
Christian Bale's Batman and Heath Ledger's Joker go head to head literally in a battle of wit, strength, and lust. SLASH on oh so many levels. RIP Heath Ledger. I wish you could go on as the Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Mum by Lauren Wagner reviews
RATED FOR COARSE LANGUAGE, IMPLIED CHILD MOLESTATION AN IMPLIED SEXUAL CONTACT: Gareth suffers a loss and Tim comforts him. Should I continue this? You decide! COMPLETED
Office - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,859 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Gareth the Clown by Lauren Wagner reviews
UK Office! Gareth comes into work looking insane! So Tim goes to find out what's up. Nonslash
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Love Has Scars by Lauren Wagner reviews
Ragetti takes Pintel's punishment and gives Elizabeth something to think about
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
God's Creatures by Lauren Wagner reviews
RATING FOR ATTEMPTED RAPE AND SOME COARSE LANGUAGE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
The Dress by Lauren Wagner reviews
SLASH WARNING ALONG WITH SOME COARSE LANGUAGE AND IMPLIED SEXUAL CONTACT: Ragetti and Pintel play around with dresses
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Lauren Wagner reviews
SLASH WARNING: IMPLIED SEXUAL CONTACT AS WELL. Ragetti's feelings are hurt when Pintel calls him a name!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Baptism by Lauren Wagner reviews
Ragetti talks Pintel into getting baptized.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Big and Strong and Hot by Bloody Noses reviews
Technically, it's a Spamalot fic filed under movies. Herbert and Lancelot want to get married. They just need Daddy's permission. Watch and hopefully laugh as Lance, Herbert, Galahad and Bedivere try to get Lance and Herbie hitched!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Proof is in Actions by Wolf Master Loki reviews
The Janitor wants a certain doctor. And he'll do whatever it takes to prove it. JDJanitor
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,288 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - John D./J.D., Janitor - Complete
Bestow Betrayal among Friends by Mitsukai no Shi reviews
Teams 7 aren’t the only ones with tragic stories. In the Chunnin Exams, these new friends from a new village, that no one has never heard of before, brings dark secrets. And some of them should be dead.........
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
Ever The Same by KRRouse reviews
Pintel helps Ragetti cope with life in prison after the curse. A songfic set to “Ever The Same” by Rob Thomas. Nonslash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
What to do with a damp monkey by TheRimmerConnection reviews
Something has happened to Arthur, and the Guide is a little sketchy about what to do with him. Will Ford and Zaphod work out the solution? Very slight, early stage, fairly fluffy FordArthur oneshot. Please ensure my personal wellbeing, please read and rev
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
The Latent Effects of Aisor Bma by Gilded Muse reviews
One Shot: Nothing out of the ordanary. Arthur gets rather drunk. Ford gets rather kinky. Obviously, FordArthur Slash. Light Towel!Bondage. Companion piece to 'Bits & Pieces'.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
In search of a Winter’s Night by Visiblebones reviews
Pintel and Ragetti are separated before they fall to the gallows, Elizabeth doesn’t understand why they are acting so strangely afterward-Jack stops by for a visit and explains why…PintelRegetti much fluffy-ness & laaaav!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004
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Regrets? reviews
A slice of the Joker's therapy sessions at Arkham Asylum. No pairings. Drabble.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Joker - Complete
Floridaklok reviews
Metalocalypse. Dethklok goes to Florida to visit Murderface's grandparents. Future pairings include Charles/Pickles, Skwisgaar/Toki, and possibly Nathan/Murderface.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Balance reviews
Wilson has come back to Princeton Plainsboro and has to tell House why he left. House/Wilson. Mature, not explicit I don't think .
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/14/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Seven Deadly Drabbles reviews
The Joker talks of his run ins with the Seven Deadly Sins. Mild Batman/Joker.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Repair reviews
Marvin gets hurt but is too stubborn to admit he needs help. Eddie wants to help.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Rain reviews
Rain reminds Ragetti of the maelstrom. He needs comfort. Slash. Moog.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ragetti, Pintel - Complete
It was Raining reviews
Ford wants to go home. Arthur doesn't understand.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Pintel has a nightmare about Ragetti. More specifically his death.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Pintel, Ragetti - Complete
Lessons Learned reviews
Pintel and Ragetti decide to take in new recruits Murtogg and Mullroy under their wings and teach them all about being a pirate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ragetti, Pintel - Complete
I Hates You reviews
Metalocalypse. Toki describes his feelings about Skwisgaar. Rated for language and Norwegian hatred.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
December 6 reviews
Metalocalypse. Skwisgaar and Toki are sad when Santa didn't come. Pickles helps them understand.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
All Before Breakfast reviews
Ford wakes up one morning and decides to molest Arthur. Arthur just wants breakfast. Slash. FordArthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Blueberries and Blush
In which Ford loves blueberries, Arthur gets pied, and Marvin is inexplicably controlled by the ship. Slash. FordArthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
My Bondage reviews
[Set after My Janitor] JD agrees to go along with something the Janitor has in mind for the bedroom. But control gets switched quickly and the Janitor becomes at the mercy of his doctor. Slash Smut!
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
P&R Drabbles reviews
Just drabbles and oneshots revolving around Pintel and Ragetti. Moog!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007
My Closet reviews
[Sequel to My Janitor] Jd and the Janitor have some fun in the closet. Rated for [ahem] adult activities.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
My Janitor reviews
JD discovers he has feelings for a certain Janitor and doesn't know how to deal with it. Slash, JDJanitor, JanitorJD whatever you want to call it
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
What is this feeling? reviews
One of the Caribbean's greatest [and bitchiest] sailors comes to Port Royal. She meets the Royal Navy and tears up Fort Charles. Consequently, she has to do community service for the fort afterwards. Norrington, Groves, and Gillette are all here!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007
A Touch of Destiny reviews
When Beckett's cousin comes to visit, she discovers the prison records of Pintel and Ragetti. She feels a connection... is it Destiny? Chapter 14!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,258 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007