Hello, I'm Emily Eccentric. Fanfiction is my borderline obsessive hobby. And for your benefit, I've decided to share my bizzare fanfictions with the world. Hooray! (Lilith: "Though not many 'cause she's timid and twitchy..." Emily: "Am not!" (emo tear) Lilith: "...And whiny...")

My fandoms are Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Phantom of the Opera, and pretty much anything else that strikes my fancy at the time (Lilith: "Which includes anything Johnny Depp, James Marsters, Jeffrey Combs, Terry Gillian, David Tennant, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, Tim Curry in or out of drag..." Emily: "He has a nice laugh..." Lilith: "... or Crispin Glover related..." Emily: "You're still here? Eh? You listed all those out...?" Lilith: "Oh, and David Boey!" Emily: "I love me some Ziggy Stardust...". I ship Spuffy and Erik/Christine, which sadlydoes not have a cute pairing name. Erikstine? No, that sounds like Frankenstein... (Lilith: "Doctor Frankenfurter..." Emily: "Do not sing the song, you'll get it stuck in my head... oh, too late... (covers ears as Lilith attempts to sing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual Transylvania").)

My main fanfiction right now is Blood Redemption (Lilith: "That you stopped working on a year ago, like you do everything..." Emily: "Hush you!" Lilith: "You know that never works, 'cepted to piss me off..." Emily: "Uh oh..."), a Spikecentric continuation of the Buffy series. I just finished a Phantom of the Opera sequel called Glass Masquerade that will be up on the site as soon as I finish writing it (Lilith: "She did, but she won't post it..." Emily: "Why are you still talking?" Lilith: "'cause 'm bored...")

My side projects are an AU Buffy/The Labyrinth called Move the Stars and co-writing my friend Lilith Lunatic's Buffy fic.

Now, I'm sure you're all fascinated in my personal life (half-hearted sarcastic applause). I'm fifteen, a girl, and I like Siouxsie and the Banshees and Edward Scissorhands. I hate Mary Sues and am terrified of somehow, uninintentionally, writing one ( Lilith: "Get over it already. All of your original characters are deformed somehow." Emily: "Usually mentally..." Lilith: "Like we don't have enough crazies around here, and this fretting is totally psycosamatic, whispers to reader She does this for her original stuff, too; it's creepy..." Emily: "I can here you, you know..."). I also hate spiders, but that's a whole other issue (Lilith: "A really funny one..." Emily: "Hush you!").

I hope you like my fanfiction. Now I must go and retreat to my opera house, where I drop chandeliers on peoples' heads for my own amusement (Lilith: "Tiny lit'le dingy..." Emily: "I told you to stop singing that!" Lilith: "Never!").

(Lilith: "You realize we just had an entire converstion on here, right...?" Emily: "Yeah, but like anyone's actually going to read it..." Lilith: "They will if I keep putting up your stuff for you, you type-phobic dorkoid..." Emily: "You called me a name to try and make me not notice you've been posting stuff again didn't you?" Lilith: "Sorta..." Emily: "Why must you feel the need- nay the compution to post my bad fanfiction?" Lilith: "Well, My Disturbed Little Pony, once again I say 'PSYCOSAMATIC!!!'" Emily: "I'm not going to a psychiatrist..." Lilith: "Yeah, but the government will find us soon enough and lock us in a padded cell..." Emily: "So?" Lilith: "Without pencil and paper!" Emily: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Lilith: "Muahahahahahahaha!" Emily: "Your's is an evil laugh... O.o" Lilith: "You said that last week...'~' ")