Iceland is cursed by an elven queen and now turns into his evil other self every full moon. But things are not that simple and soon it's a race against time that could affect Iceland's life forever - and trigger the end of the world. Dark!Iceland, Human!Puffin, Nordic Eight (!) and an unorthodox portrayal of normal-Iceland from the eyes of an actual Icelander. More info inside.

When Jack and Jamie have and intimate moment by Jack's pond there relationship blossoms, what comes of the two may cause disaster for the Guardians and Jamie.

Let's take some of our favorite countries and put them in a mental hospital AU with tragic back stories. What will happen? Well, angst will ensue, I assure you. Warning: mentions of self harm, eating disorders, depression, incest, angst, etc. (Cover art by Tumblr user ask-tonga)

For each day of December (starting late), the Guardians will learn something new about the youngest member of their group. No matter what it may be, Toothina, North, Sandy and Bunnymund will discover all there is to know about Jack Frost and his past life. *One-shots *implied Bunny/Jack in some chapters, not a major thing though *Ratings for each will change

Lukas was sure he was going to be an alpha, but when he gets his first heat, he promises to rebel agains his nature. Although, being a little promiscuous wouldn't hurt and it seems like no one can control him. Omegaverse. DenNor, HongIce, SuFin Human names: Lukas, Mathias, Emil, Berwald, Tino, & Xiao; Minor pairings as well

Jack needs a nightly workout, and he'd be lying if he said he hasn't taken a particular liking to Jamie. Evil!Jack/Jamie AU (this is a collection of explicit oneshots based very loosely around a plot)

A sinister organization discovers the existence of personified countries and forces four of them to be their pawns in a plot to overthrow America's government. *M for torture, blood, obsession, and scientific experimentation.* NOW COMPLETE

Like the title says. Rated T because it's Homestuck. I don't own Homestuck.

At Mathias's insistent begging, the rest of the Nordic Five decide to go visit this "new, bigger, totally badass" mansion of his and spend some vacation there. But the stay might not be as pleasant as Mathias had let on... I don't own Hetalia or the characters used in this. Trigger warning: Rape, murder (since Suspense and horror is not a good enough indicator of what this fic is.)

Turn after turn Lukas could finally slow down. He had Emil, he'd be fine. "Moving in" they realize that they are not the only ones trying to settle down. This is the story of Lukas, his brother Emil, and the things forced to live in the dark.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

He loves his job, he really does. Making kids happy day after day after day; nothing could be better. But sometimes he wants things to be a bit more, well, interesting. And new Guardian Jack Frost definitely makes things interesting... Especially when Pitch has found a new way to gain power Jack/OC SLASH

A little mishap with a spell book and a night of fun may have been the biggest mistake of Iceland's life. Now he and Hong Kong struggle to hide this pregnancy from their families, who didn't approve of their 'friendship' in the first place. How could they even begin to explain this situation? Iceland x Hong Kong; mpreg; Rated M for 1st & a later chapter

Seven nations, seven deadly sins, and fellows waiting to be saved - that's already catastrophic enough, but adding to the bunch the nine circles, it's... Yes, it's hell. ON HIATUS. Don't click this one!

England finds out he's pregnant but he's not the only one. Full summary in A.N. Warning: lemon, mpreg Pairings GerIta USUK ChuNi FranAda SpaMano. A cute story about Life, love and family troubles. SEQUEL IS UP.

Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]

"Dive deeper into oblivion, my dear. Then you'll see the darkness hiding in the light." Even the Chesapeake Ripper can be brought to his knees.

On their way to the Green Sun, trolls and humans get knocked off course and into their scratched universe which is mysteriously inhabited by both species. Main pairing is Gam/Kar. Multi-chap and different POVs. Warning: Blood, smut, etc. Not for kiddies.

Formerly Love, Secrets, and a Cup of Coffee. They are forbidden from revealing themselves to mortals. So of course the God of Pranks breaks the rules in the most dangerous way possible.

It has been five years since the final battle in RoTG. Jamie begins to develop feelings for the winter spirit Jack Frost. He does not know how to tell him. What happens when Jack returns to Jamie after a full year of not being there? What happens when he discovers Jamie's feelings for him? What will happen? will be yaoi. rating may go up. might be Mpreg later. R&R

Iceland x Reader - Instead of going to an insane party, you decide to stay at your house. You were alone, but it was alright with you. Until that changed.

A bunch of drabbles of things the Avengers are not allowed to do and why! Rated T for cursing and some references. Enjoy! Chapter 1 now fixed

Jack finally expresses how much he disapproved of your boyfriend, how much you should belong to him instead. Warning: things get heated. This is rated M for a reason.

This is a sequel to The Second Kalmar Union. It takes place about 25 years after the conclusion of that story, in the year 2055. More shippy, more angsty, less funny. Probably will also be longer than SKU. And did I mention that America is the antagonist? Also, I now feel obligated to mention that there will be m-preg and major character death.

Mathias is an average Danish kid from Copenhagen, the country is turned upside-down by the death of the royal family in a boating accident, but for Mathias it's so much more. Royal AU, eventual DenNor.

Not safe for work drabbles written each day for the couple of DenNor. Check back each day for a new update. COMPLETE.

It's the beginning of summer and my mom leaves for a movie making job. One too many random clicks I get something odd and very surprising. Based on LolliDictator's Hetalia Manuals.

After his doctor reveals something that has been overlooked for years, Mathias is forced to learn how to cope, but a few helping hands will prove to be all he needs to get through it all. DenNor, some SuFin and HongIce, Warnings Inside -CANCELLED-

The sequel to Draw a Circle. On the day of her third birthday, little Emma Kirkland Jones makes a wish for a playmate, but will she wind up with much more than she bargained for? USUK, Franada, and other minor couples. Mpreg.

The line between hate and infatuation is quite thin, but Lukas never saw them merging. He also never saw a man like Stefan in his future either. NorIce. Lukas-Norway, Stefan-Iceland. AU. Rated MA. Discretion is advised.

Okay. This is an rp between me and my best friend so be warned. It is full of smut and headcannon and yeah... So that is your warning.

AU Lukas' only goal in life was to take care of his younger brother, until he was diagnosed with an irregular heart rhythm. His originally peaceful stay in hospital was interrupted when the loud, cheerful Mathias was moved into the bed beside him and refused to leave him alone; yet as his health began to deteriorate, the Dane decided to fall in love with him. DenNor, SuFin.

What happens when a soon to be Guardian doesn't believe in herself? ((horrible at summaries... sorry XP)) Rated T for later chapters. OCxJack

It's been quite sometime since Pitch has returned. Jaime still believes in the guardians and can see them whenever they come by, even in his old age. Now, news of Pitch's return has spread to those who helped in the final battle and Jaime thinks he might know someone who can help the guardians, more than he and his friends could anyway. Jack/Oc. (A/U: CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN)

Jack Frost and the rest of the guardians must protect Jamie from the sinister and wicked things Pitch Black plans to do to him. The guardians will stop at nothing to protect Jamie...even if it means Jack Frost giving himself up to the disturbing Pitch and his deep desires... WARNING: YAOI

Snowlet is North's daughter. What happens when she meets the young and fun-loving Jack Frost? Not to mention falling in love with him. Jack Frost is REALLY cute in this movie.

"The stories may be different, but the end result is the always the same." Driven into a depression, the Nordic Countries have turned to the most destructive ways to get out of it. Rated M for rape, as well as lemons later on. Warning: Incest and yaoi.

Rise of the Guardians fic. Five years after the defeat of Pitch, Bunny discovers there is more to life than eggs and chocolate. Bunny x Jack Frost. Slash, mpreg.

Jack gets trapped by Pitch and there is nowhere to run. WARNING: not a happy fic. involves rape and sexually explicit content! full warning inside! NOW COMPLETED!

In which the love guru has absolutely no idea what in the world he's doing. GamKar **M for language, sexual implications and possible lemons** Book cover art is definitely not my art! Trigger warnings for foul language, major character death, parent death, graphic violence

- It was something that had always bothered him; eventually, he swallowed his pride and went to speak with Norway. The ensuing conversation, events, and revelations are not at all what he expects. - Rated for my paranoia, and touched-upon themes.

Norway struggles to sustain him and his little brother, so he ends up working in a brothel. When a certain Dane becomes a customer, things change. But when life finally seems to look better for them, some peace threatening news arrive. HumanAu, SuFin. Warning: Adult themes.

Lukas likes corsets. Denmark finds out during a particularly boring meeting. Hong Kong and Iceland are curious as to why the two so suddenly left. So they follow them. Fluffy HongIce as a side pairing. DenNor smut.

A good reason why riding an elevator with a drunk Finland is a terrible idea. It's rated M for a reason...

Prequel to Incubus bride. You know the start of Maddie's story but here's how she earned her place and proved her worth to not only her kingdom but to herself. Takes place before "Incubus Bride". WARNING: Birth, femukes

Viktoria and Emil have never shown any affection towards each other. So when the small Swedish island decides to visit Emil, they have a little fun. But when someone sees something they shouldn't have, he will bring hell to the Nordic's house. CONTAINS LEMON/SMUT

What is it that is scary, creepy, has a pointy hat, flying on the broom and just loves pumpkins and scaring? Prepare to meet Sam Hain, new Guardian of Fear, and new set of troubles for Bunnymund. She is scary, loves to prank you, has an army of dead people, and can throw a mean party. JackxOC I beg you for the comments!

the surviving trolls of my previous story Highblood vs Highblood land on a strange new planet and encounter some strange new trolls. Their ancestors.

okay so you went insane because you were kidnapped by russia "He was the only doctor in the whole mental care who treated his patients as real people. He read over their files and found the ticks of each person and tried to make it better"

Norway/Fem!Iceland/Denmark threesome.

Pitch captured Jack for his own amusement, toying with his fragile mind and breaking him bit by bit until nothing but the shell of the boy who he was remained. The Guardians arrived late, a second too late. Jack was in an unresponsive way because of it... Pitch, what did you do? Rated T just for safety.

Alex and Alexis are two sisters that fall in love with their own countries.

When Bunnymund is forced to keep his son a secret from the other guardians, he tries to do the best he can but what happens if Bunnymund actually has to trust Jack Frost to keep his secret?

North had always been big on showing off a new invention on Christmas morning; a time when it was too early to party but the deliveries were already done. This time, his invention holds unexpected results for E. Aster Bunnymund, but the overly large rabbit isn't going to suffer through it alone. Not while has the ability to take Jack Frost down with him that is. (Humanoid!Bunny)

In technology crazed England, prostitutes practically give live shows to passersby on the streets in a new pleasure element called Prostitution Tubes. What happens when a certain American stumbles upon a changed Englishman sitting patiently in his Tube? AU.

Pointless smut. Jack is feeling bored, so he decides to bother Bunny while he sleeps, waking him from a master-piece of a dream that Sandy worked very hard at creating. For revenge, Sandy decides to give Jack some very interesting dreams, and porn ensues. Warnings: Its a six-foot bunny plowing an ice spirit, wtf do you want from me.

Pitch and Jack are happy together. but the secret relationhsip is Precarious. What would happen if the Guardians found out. Rated M for lemon in later chapter as well as Mpreg.

A set of 25 fics for 25 days until Christmas, set with the couple JackRabbit. 333 Rated M for later chapters. disclaimer: i own nothing, not the movie, not the songs, nothing. note: the songs don't necessarily go with the chapter, it's just what i listen to while i write it. :

Uhh... Just some random Bunny/Jack thing I started writing for no apparent reason... Yeah... Rated M, just 'cause. Nice!Pitch OOC!Everyone MPreg

Seven years after the Guardians battle Pitch, the Sandman decides that he needs a break. The Man on the Moon picks out of all people, Jamie Bennett, to be his temporary replacement. Meanwhile, Jamie and Jack are struggling to fight their feelings for each other and the rising evil that is trying to take advantage of Jamie's inexperience. Lots of JamiexJack. Rated M just in case.

Jamie is now at the age of 20 and notices his feelings towards Jack may not be what he thought they were. How will Jack react and what will happen when Pitch comes back into the picture to once again cause chaos for the Guardians. *warning* Contains yaoi, violence and rape.

When Gamzee leaves, Karkat has to deal with his shitty life alone. Finally after four years, they are reunited. But is Gamzee still the same person that Karkat knew? GamKar JohnKat Humanstuck AU

this is a little one-shot i wrote between Pitch and Jack to quell my inner fangirl. i hope you enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it.

A 16 year old winter spirit who has given a chance to live like a normal kid by North, the leader of the Guardians. He is allowed to go to school, have friends, anything normal kids does, but he needs to keep his secret a SECRET and take responsibility for his both lives. But what if someone came to his life and one day need to make a choice. What will he choose? And can he do it?

In which Jack puts himself to bed. Warnings inside.

Bunnymund and his girlfriend Tooth talk about sex and nosy Jack listens to their conversation all through the other side of the door. Rated T for mild cussing and suggesting themes. ONE-SHOT

Alfred feels he's settled well in England with his flat-mate Arthur and college chums. He's a semi-closeted and sexually-frustrated homosexual, but he doesn't let that get him down. Then the dreams begin, dreams of a strange creature with violet eyes that fixes those problems. As Alfred will learn though, incubi are dangerous things. AU Incubus!Ivan/Human!Alfred prizefic

MATURE: I started writing this when I realized that there aren't a lot of these stories... a lot are copies on other websites... but anyways, it's done on Valentine's Day, so whatever. c Andrew Hussie's characters. Yay Homestuck! ...SO yeah... SSSMMMMUUUTTTT! LEMON ! Whatever you wan a call it ;D

Denmark and Norway are living in a fairytale life, all Denmark wants is for Norway to put on that ring. Their relasionship is put to the test when Norway reveals a shocking secret that will change thier lives forever. MPreg warning!

Norway created an aura of fear and dominance around him, and the new-found power went straight to his ego. Would anything bring him back down to earth? Viking age!Norway Warnings: gore, total disregard for human life

When Bunnymund rescues a white pooka from Pitch's evil grasp, he gets more than he bargained for. Slash. (ROTG Shorts will return as a new fic, as "Snow Bunny" has too many upcoming chapters to be called a short)

All Amelia want was some entertainement when she foolishly summoned a demon to her dorm room. Now she's married to the king of Incubi and expected to bear him lots of little babies. What's more monsters marrying humans isn't that unheard of in her new husband's world. And what does she do when angels try to take her away from her new family? Femukes, rape, birth. R&R

It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside

Sollux has been bullied enough in school about his problems. He's tried suicide and many other things, but they haven't worked. So his parents take him to a mental hospital hoping it will fix him. There, he meets the pessimistic Karkat Vantas. FIRST FIC!

In a different universe-a branch off of ours, in fact-something was created. Something terrifying: Homestuck units. Join with Erin Vandelheim as she faces the terror that is the trolls and the children, with the task of keeping her sanity. Rated T for language Gamzee, Karkat, etc.

A series of lemon reader inserts involving the various men of the Hetalia universe. Yaoi will be provided later on :D For now, enjoy Nordics x Reader.

Spain and chibi romano go on a trip to an inn in the upper part of Spain LOL to meet Belgium and Netherlands who have come to Spain for a vacation HAHA . Strange things have triggered within Romano and he's starting to feel...new stuff. Feelings are revealed..? Mix of fluff, lemon, smut. WARNING: SHOTA Reviews please!

What if England didn't win against Spain's Armada? What if he lost? spuk yes in that order SPAIN TOPS

Thanks to the ectobiological studies of John and Jade, the trolls who have come to Earth are learning about their new breeding capabilities. What does this mean for them? It means they now have the tedious task of watching eggs...which is better than the other method of reproduction that has been researched.

Karkat and Gamzee have been struggling in their new relationship for months now. Karkat decides to finally break free of the torture between them. Rated T for mild language and sloppy make-outs. Also, everyone is human.

Dave Strider walks in on something he'd never expected to see...and he kind of likes it. (Extreme amounts of OOC-ness and lots of gay sex.)

"For he was a meister without a weapon, he was also weak and docile, thin and passive." Hiro & OC with hints of Maka/Soul, Black*Star/Tsubaki.

Jack Frost meets Lady Summer or the mother nature as some called her. This was inspired by the trailer and Jack frost is just uber cute in that movie!

Ivan and Alfred are going to have a child and get married everything is going great until Arthur comes forward and tell them that he got pregnant and it's Ivan's baby. Now furious Alfred storms out of the meeting. Ivan has no idea what's going to happen.

Take the path marked with white powder down a delicate road of submission and addiction. This is a new life. Drug use, slash, dubcon

Sollux has a wet dream about a certain seadweller. What he forgets is that same troll is staying over for the night. Rated M for sexual content/sexual interaction, and swearing.

John, Dave, Rose, and Jade volunteer at the Veil, a fearsome asylum, and meet twelve trolls with very psychotic tendencies. But some of the trolls are too involved with them - and John can't shake Vriska Serket, confirmed sociopath, from his mind. Sometimes the asylum treats insanity, but other times, the asylum breeds insanity. Mildly heavy themes. JohnVris, Davezi

After losing his lover to a horrible accident. Arthur Kirkland commits the ultimate sin, Suicide. In anger the Grimm reaper curses him to eternal life. As long as Arthur has no desire to live he will be cursed to wander the earth with a frozen heart.

Summary:USUK Gakuen Hetalia style with Mpreg,Arthur and Alfred were a well know gay couple at their school still the break up thing happen,Alfred is now dating Kiku,how will Arthur cupped thing when he found out that his pregnant with Alfred's child.

America brings home a surprise for England, which starts a pattern of sexy events. Collection of loosely connected oneshots for England and America Unabashed PWP collection, variety of kinks, don't like don't read. Yaoi, many lemons, UKUS RP with PD and I

AU Smut. Sollux wants Karkat in a maid's outfit. Karkat is very OOC.

A tale of love, magic, stupidity, lust, digression, yaoi, insanity, sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Alfred F. Jones is the most homophobic boy to ever step into Le Monde Academy. This all seems to change however once he befriends a certain Brit. USUK, rated M for Homophobic bullying, smut and langauge. AU USUK

Antonio is a Spanish teacher in a school and Arthur is his newly transferred student. Antonio hates Arthur for no apparent reason but ... does he really hate him? In this story our wonderful countries are just normal, average, boring humans. Enjoy

Arthur and Alfred lived simple lives, they didn't think anything could change that. Until Arthur finds himself pregnant with Alfred's child. Will everything work out for the best, or will the two fall apart?

Arthur Kirkland, a clinical psychologist, is one of the best in London. One day he gets one peculiar patient who suffers from multiple personality disorder, would Arthur be able to help the young man? AU, Human Names.

Humanstuck. Tavros is checked into a mental hospital for his depression. What will happen with the other patients and his strange roommate?

kinkmeme fill. Gamzee is high, Karkat is stressed, and the couch will never be safe for guests to use again.

USUK and UKUS E-Zone touching. England wonders what that strange curl on America's head is for, so he goes and grabs it when he's sleeping. America wants to know about England's bushy eyebrows so he touches them when he's sleeping. Rated T for mild Yaoi

Alfred looked at the stick. Yeah, it was positive. Now if only he knew who the dad was. Looking up he wondered if he should confront both Russia and Germany or just risk the chance of them killing each other. Well, this was going to be a fun nine months.

In which Karkat can't walk in the morning and Gamzee seems to have an obsession.

When being raised only by your brothers, you grow to realize that you're much different than you think. When Alice's brothers see that she hit puberty, how hard could it possibly be to raise her now? Fem!Teenage!England. M for later chapters

Sollux is pretty sick, but Karkat has been reading up on how to break a fever.

Karkat loved the way he touched him, the way Gamzee's husky voice in his ear could make him gasp and moan. But there was no way in hell he would admit it to anyone, let alone the troll on top of him.

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Twilight Parody. Hong Kong moves to daddy England in the little town of Forks. There he meets a cute pale boy, Iceland, and they can't help but... fall in love? But there's something off about Iceland... and his family of blonde pale hotties. HK/Ice main.

This is Greece's manual obviously . Based off of the LoliDictator's manuals ! Hope you guys like! J Rated M, only to be safe.

She knocked him off his feet. Literally, she punches HARD. Leo was always falling for the wrong girls... T for Spanish swearing!

Eridan isn't six sweeps old anymore. Stuck on earth and nothing - or no one - to do. EridanxOC Very hardcore but has a sweet ending. Send me a review or a note if you want a oneshot.

The typical college experience of walking in on your roommate / being walked in on. Rated M for smut.

Little Russia gets lost, and when he tries to find his way back home he gets found by a certain empire with rather impure intentions towards him. Rape/noncon, kidnap, 'invasion', shota, all the good stuff

A boarding-school AU featuring Arthur Kirkland as a sadistic schoolteacher and Lovino Vargas as a recalcitrant student. Lovino learns why cheating in Professor Kirkland's class is a bad idea. WARNINGS: caning, dubious consent. Kinkmeme de-anon.

Gakuen AU. Iceland and Hong Kong don't really seem like a couple; they're always so unaffectionate; but even they have their moments... such as their first time together. Awkward first time sex, HongIce, teenage-speak. One-shot.

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Sequel to CTD. It's been over a year since Felicita and her friends discovered their parents' identity as nations. But due to a mishap, they get transported back in time to 1960, 15 years after the end of WWII. Warnings: mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi.

Iceland just wanted to go visit Norway. A friendly visit or so that was what it was suppose to be. It wasn't suppose to be anything more! NorIce. Lemon. Incest. Yaoi.

Romano is worried about Spain's recent illness. But, as it turns out, Spain isn't sick, he's...pregnant? Spamano, mpreg, rated T for The Miracle of Life. And Romano's swearing.

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Stepping foot into the treehive of the Libran troll, Karkat never expected what was coming next. Silly Karkles, first tastes are always bittersweet. Karkat/Terezi lemon. AU for age and plot change.

Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.

The owner of a unit gets a manual about their unit,the units secretly receive this manual about themselves and to survive their owners.Why units are given free so easily if the order was messed,What happens when a unit is returned? The answer are here.

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Have you ever wanted to ask Iceland something? Anything? Perhaps about his economy, or why he won't call Norway 'storebror', or even how to pronounce the infamous 'Eyjafjallajökull' Well, now's your chance! Rated T, just in case.

Japan has sensitive nipples, Sweden can make really good Japanese food, and England isn't quite as in denial as people think. Character study, only included pairing is one-sided England/America.

A bet between the Bad Friend Trio turned out extremely bad in favor for Prussia, but France and Spain seem to annoy the penalty. Rated M for later chapters; coarse language & yaoi lemons of three different pairings.

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sure every Hetalia unit Manual comes with troubleshooting and little tips, but what about those things they dont say? ASK HERE! Summeray suks please read inside fore more details. rating may go up

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Lili goes out drinking from depression and runs into the Bad Touch Trio. What will happen when she's kidnapped and without her brother's aid? Dear Gott, Fail summary is fail, LOL. Smutt and Lemons included! Warnings and all pairings inside

Norway finds out about his little brother and Denmark, and reacts like any concerned brother would - times ten. Rated M for safety

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