Ok hi my name is Mesa, Goddess of Mischiep, Mayhem and everthing in between, and if your reading this then my attempts at writing have either been brilliant - in which case excuse me while I celebrate…...… reader hears shouts of joy and whooping...…...ok now another reason why you would be hear is if my stories are awful, then fk of and don't read them! And now to those of you who are hear cause your bored or other such reasons, please make yourself comfortable next to those already here (people who liked my stories). Almost forgot to sat hey to my fanfic buddys (you know who you are) :-)

Just so you know, at the moment I don’t have any stories up cause I haven’t been able to write any that I think are good enough to and I like to have my stuff almost completed (at least in a detailed plan) cause I’m always changing my mind and the plot. Sooo annoying but that's me!

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Now it’s time for me to introduce myself better!

Nationality: Ireland (Dia Ghuit!)

Age: One should never ask a ladies age. Well, i'm not a lady but that doesn't mean i'm gonna tell ya.

Hair: Dark kind of honey blond, straight ar curly depending on my mood, i also like krimping it!

Eyes: Light blue and in my opinion a bit greyish

Physical Appearance and Style: Medium to small height, very slim build (i thank what ever god/s there is/are for my fast metabolism (means my body burns fat fast)) Usually wear skinny jeans to show of my long legs and then a really colourful top and black jacket over, and of course high heels to help the height.

Personality: I used to be very shy, low self-esteem, picked on and teased a lot, but in the last year my confidence has increased in leaps and bounds, friendly with almost everyone, but am only really good friends with a small group (really really small group). Oh and if your ever my friend i would suggest you don't cross me cause i don't forgive easily (hell i don't forgive at all), one of my friends called me bitch once while standing i the next room (with the door open) because i wouldn't do something she wanted me to, lets just say i refused her apoligy and barely acknowledge her any more (of course she's to dumb realise when me and my BFF are openly insulting her!) Can't forget that no matter what you think or what your opinion on something is I will never hate you for your views being different then mine (or will I say your wrong)

Ok i should probably tell you my favourites...

My Favourite...

Books are...

The Dark Series is big favourite of mine, I really really want to be a lifemate to one of those hunks, who wouldn't they're god damn sexy.

Harry Potter is something i've been into for years, since way before the movies, but i do have a few pet peeves about how it ended. I mean really he finds out he's the only one able to defeat old Voldie and does pretty much nothin about it, come on Rowling make it a bit more realistic and stop havin him depeneding on everyone else to help him through it all, he looks like a wuss.

I love the C.S. Lewis's works, there's not much more to say then it's an amazing set of stories set in an amazing world.

TV Shows are...

Stargate was something I watched for years. I absolutely love it including Atlantis and the last two seasons of SG-1 so all those who didn't like it near the end, I don't mind your opinion just please can we not get into a big fit over it cause I don't like people who do that. The new series Universe never really caught my attention but I watch the odd episode.

Sanctuary is a show I found my way to since was started by a Writer, Producer and Actor from Stargate.

Nikita (on the CW) is new favourite addiction. I don't know any other way to describe it but kickass.

The New Hawaii 5-O is something else I'm really into at the moment.

I also try to keep up to date with Castle, Bones, NCIS:LA, Fringe, Doctor Who and a few other shows.

My Favourite Pairings:

Carpathian Male/ME - God who doesn't dream of having one of their own

Harry/OC - Hermione is to much of a sister for me and Luna is ok but, don't know, your probably thinking of Ginny right now and i know she's cannon and do read fics with her and Harry (and the others as well), but i don't know, Rowling says she was planning it from the start but she doesn't seem to fit for me

Jack/Sam (Stargate) - it's really staring to get annoying how long we've been waiting for these two to officially/publicly get together

Daniel/Vala (Stargate) - There hilarious and THERE CANON SO HA, well ok not totally canon

Will/Kate (Sanctuary) - There aren't many fics for theses two but for some reason I love their interaction

Magnus/Druitt (Sanctuary) - I'm a sucker for a tragic love story

Nikita/Michael - My new all time favourite pair, they are two halves of the same coin

Castle/Beckett - You gotta love the banter, they work so well off each other and have such cute moments

Booth/Bones - Booth really understands Bones and I can't wait for the day they FINALLY get together

Kensi/Deeks - I don't think any couple makes me laugh like they do

Olivia/Peter - They're so soft and tender with each other you can't help but feel the love

Altlivia/Lincoln - I LOVE lincoln and his devoution to altlivia is what made me start to see the good in her

Rose/Doctor (Usually the 10th cause David Tennant's my doctor but really Rose with any of the doctors)

I will say i read any type of fic cause as long as its good and takes my interest i don't really care who's with who, though i tend to stay away from slah and femslash, though i don't mind if it's realistic enough and of course if it's canon like in Sailor Moon i.e. Haruka/Michiru

I love to laugh but tend to giggle my way through everything, kind of a defense reflex. Don’t have favourite type of music or band really,my music collection is a mixture of everything and i mean everthing, Mozart, Bach, My Chemical Romance, Keane, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Black Eyed Peas, Nelly Furtado, Jessie J, Adele so i have something for every mood

Luv ya lots like Vodka shots! (“.(“.)

P.s. i really am trying to write a stories but all my bunnies seem to have very short life spans, and i can never really get a story going before i lose interest (If anyone out there has any tips or advice they wouldn't mind sharing please your help would always be appreciated)