Hello People of the Earth!

If you're at all interested ... so now about me!

Nicknames - Brownie

Star sign -Scorpio

Anime - Black Cat, Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Shugo Chara, Naruto, Hellsing, Avatar The Last Airbender, Bleach, Code Geass, Kuroshitsuji, D. Gray-man, D.N. Angel, Death Note, Ouran High School... yeah lets just say I watch a lot of anime

Hobbies -Reading, writing, hockey, listening to music, sewing, drawing, watching movies and sci fi shows. I do watercolour art as well.

TV Shows - NCIS, Sanctuary, Stargate Atlantis, Primeval, Xena, Roswell, Cranford, Mythbusters, Supernatural, Robin Hood, Doctor Who, Thank God You're Here, Merlin, Moonlight, firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Castle, Bones,

Movies -Australia, all the X-men movies, twilight, both of the Narnia movies, Underworld, all of Harry Potter, Hellboy 1 and 2, Inkheart, Race to Witch Mountain, Lord of the Rings, City of Ember, Brothers Grimm, 10 000 BC, A series of Unfortunate Events, Terminator 3, Transformers, Spiderwick Chronicles, St Trinians and Day after Tomorrow, Sherlock Holmes, Serenity there are also many others.

Books - Hunger Games, twilight saga, maximum ride, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter series, Eragon, A series of Unfortunate Events, The Hobbit, Spiderwick Chronicles, Artemis Fowl, Cherub and anything by Tamora Pierce and Jennifer Lynn Byrnes and a lot of others.

Games - Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days, Jumper - Griffins Story, more Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts games...

You can take my love, take my land

Take me where I cannot stand

I don't care, I'm still free

You can't take the sky from me

Take me out to the black

Tell them I ain't comin' back

Burn the land and boil the sea

You can't take the sky from me

There's no place I can be

Since I found Serenity

But you can't take the sky from me...

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: little miss goth, Jumpy-has-COFFEE-and-CHAINSAWS, Callisto aneX,

90 of the teenage population would have a breakdown? If Miley Cyrus was standing on the top of the Empire State Building.

If you are one of the 10 who would be yelling JUMP BITCH! JUMP! Copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Jumpy-has-COFFEE-and-CHAINSAWS, Callisto aneX,

80 percent of young teenage girls think Zac Efron is HOT, if your one of the 20 percent who shake their heads sadly and dismissively, paste this into your profile.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips, well I'm all that and a bag of skittles, so taste my rainbow!

I had powers but my psychiatrist took them away.

Everything in this room is edible, I'm edible, but that my child is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.

80 percent of young teenage girls think Zac Efron is HOT, if your one of the 20 percent who shake their heads sadly and dismissively, paste this into your profile.

If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever feel the need to kick your feet up on the desk and rest your hands behind your head in class, paste this into your profile. (I’d do it more often if the teacher didn’t have such good eyesight)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (What was the point of this again

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (Ma profile is long, mwahahahahahahaha!)

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (In a cinema “Did you just see that?” No I payed 12 bucks to stare at the damn floor)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, Kyo Rox My Sox, Kyki the Late Night Writer, Princess-Goth, Callisto aneX

CORN MUFFINS! People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Wait for it……………it’ll come to me, I swear…………..Aw dang it’s gone)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (If only I’d stopped myself in time……….)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. (Who the hell would be stupid enough to try it anyway? I saw a thing on ice the other night, a guy who took it was reduced to what you’d expect the mentally disabled to behave like)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're uncoordinated and proud of it, paste this into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (... all the time :P)

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (I’m dead! Oh wait that’s not good is it?)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Just one little push… )

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (Oh yeah, bagels are AWESOME!)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If only we could solve wars this way!)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (Wait………sit down this may take a while)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I was cool until I met those losers called my friends.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, cursed, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. (I have proven this numerous times)

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

A day without sunshine is...night.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (I hate to contradict Gibbs, but it’s pretty true)

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friend will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

There is no "I" in team but I do all the work anyways cause the others are too lazy...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER

I have the cape I make the whoosh noises.

When i walk past an automatic door and it opens for me, i worry that if i dont go through it, i might hurt its feelings.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his PURSE.

Me and the gummi bears have a plot to rule the world...but Shhh...its a secret

Don't follow in my footsteps... I run into walls.

My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely!!

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving isn’t for you

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I don’t care, I don’t have to.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

For Sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If it’s not broken fix it till it is

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them

“GOD created the world; everything else is made in china.”

A friend is a person that knows u very well….. and likes u anyways

Always forgive your enemies, it annoys them.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most, live the longest

YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME!

I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message.

I Don’t Know Karate But I Do Know Krazy And I Am Not Afraid To Use It

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

Nobody ever died of laughter.

Laughter is a medicine with no side effects.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Everyone gets butterflies - the trick is getting them to fly in formation.

You can study and get any certificates... but you cannot get your own death certificate.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

“I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.”

"I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!"

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like a chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip off it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

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