HolyFangTard
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Joined 03-25-11, id: 2806625, Profile Updated: 03-29-11
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Hi.

Name: Kayla, but you can call me Fang Tard.

Nickname: Sunshine. Meh.

I am nothing but a teenage girl with a Maximum Ride addiction and ADHD. This can only end positively.

Reading: Diary of a love sick mutant.

Listening to: One republic- Secrets

Writing: The Walls Are Closing In (Maximum Ride)

Hi, this is Fangtard's friend, Chapple. Since Fangtard is the alter ego of KaylaAnonymous, I'm the alter ego of her friend, My Name Is NOT Jessica. I'm at her house right now, and if there's one thing you MUST know about Fangtard, it's that you'll never know what she'll do next. Hopefully, Fangtard will pretend she doesn't notice this note and let it be. I'm pretty much her unofficial beta, the one who calls her Sunshine, and her collaboration-conspirator. We have both joined Kayla and Jessyka's army and will soon be taking over the world. This December, actually. So be afraid. VERY afraid...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"You shine above me, like winged messenger from heaven who makes mortal men fall on their backs to look up at the sky, watching the angel walking on the could and sailing on the air." ~Romeo and Juliet

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

The tip of my friend's nose.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Little house in the prairie

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:51a.m

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:51 SCORE!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My friend Chapel clicking a pen, the T.v, stupid dog barking.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

At around three today, I was just gettong home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My shower...

9. What are you wearing?

An all purple t-shirt with Pajama pants that have penguins on them. WITH HATS!

10. Did you dream last night?

Nope. Hmm, Strange.

11. When did you last laugh?

When me and my friend were lip syncing and dancing badly to 'I'm with you' By Avril Lavigne.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A Katy perry poster, A selena Gomez poster, some pictures of my family, so drawings, a mirror, a stand shaped like a guitar, A cross, A stupid tweety photo I won at the fair a couple years ago, then a Jonas brother poster.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My friend screaming and freaking out, knocking her drink over and using my notebook to cover it up.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Oh, it's just wonderful.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Norbit.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I'd buy Catherine Hardwiche and then kill her, then my friend and I would take control of the Maximum Ride movie and live happily ever after.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

When I make a promise, I keep it.

Let's have some fun, This beat is sick! I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

I like reviews. Reviews make me happy. Don't you wanna see me happy? Review.

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With You Is Where I Like To Be by Mich177 reviews
Nudge is in love with Fang, but there is nothing she can do about it except be supportive while he's struggling with seeing Max and Dylan together 24/7. Fang is feeling abandoned and turns to Nudge for support. And maybe more. Random pairing. Fudge!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,645 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 2/7/2011 - [Nudge, Fang] - Complete
Emotion by KillersXInXIce reviews
Omega wasn't incapable of emotion. In fact, Max made him feel all sorts of things. Among them was the desire to possess her completely. Updated!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,577 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Max, Omega
Health Class! by VeraRain18 reviews
Max, Fang, and Iggy are stuck in Health class. What will they learn? Read and find out. Rated T, just to be safe. Please review! Now, i have added on to it, and there are more classes to come! Hope you enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fax gets the Axe by Alexander Moran-Moriarty reviews
Dylan and Max are together, finally. How will Fang deal with it? Will he find someone new?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Fang, Maya A./Max 2
The Walls Are Closing In reviews
Basically, the school injects Max with a new DNA when she is passed out. What happens when these powers drag Max closer and closer to Dylan? Can Max get rid of these new powers? and Where is Jeb?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2011