Heyy im Kristina or A.K.A JBlover4life15

- Im 16 and blow out the candles every year on September 22

Speaking of Birthdays...

- I LOVE the Jonas Brothers and not just because of their looks(all though they are good looking ;) They ACTUALLY have morals and aren't using their Rockstar status to get girls and they even have Purity Rings. They are role models and Heroes. Can You Handle Them?

-I am an actress and I am going to star on a Disney Show one day(just wait and SEE)

- Myy friends and family are the world!

It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! If you are a REAL Jonas Brothers Fan, Repost this!!

Today My Friend Told Me That Limited Too Is Not a Restaurant. It's a store. And that you cant shoot bacon out of your body, she also told me that Quan Ziggy Ziggy Zam Is Not a holiday she told me that the Jonas brothers were not alive in 1923 and that the earth isn't covered in 75 percent water that there are cars in Oklahoma. She also told me that no one can go to the year 3000 and oh you'll never believe this, she told me that there is no such place as Wisconsin Ohio and that Joe secretly isn't superman she also told me that Kevin wasn't controlled by an X-Box Remote! IS SHE STUPID OR WHAT!!

The Jonas Brothers:
It takes one second to fall in love with their looks
It takes one hour to fall in love with their music
It takes one day to fall in love with them
It takes one month to buy tickets to a concert
But it takes one lifetime to forget them.

If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nicholas Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.

I definittely DON'T appreciate people tearing the Jonas Brothers down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have too. But, hey...Their personalities are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but they're still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then you're not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. You're hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the freaking crap out of me. They still make great music, they're still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond pissed at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people to and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your fucking mouth and talk shit about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!

1.) Who is your favorite Jonas?

I like all of them but Nick because he isn't letting his diabetes get him down(and he isn't hard on the eyes)

2.) Which CD do you like better?

It's About Time... Nicks voice was so cute!

3.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?

Nooo :'( but I will someday but my friend HUGGED ALL 3 OF THEM in 06!! i am STILL jealous)

4.) Do you have any of their merchandise?

Yepp. I have 2 Nick Pins, 2 Jonas Brothers shirts, and 2 Nick Shirts

5.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts?

YES!! O.M.G. THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!

6.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPOD?

Pshhh yeaaa. Including It's About Time AND Nicks unrealesed Album

7.) Do you have a Jonas Wall?

More like a Jonas ROOM!

8.) What's your favorite song from It's About Time?

You Just Don't Know it

9.) What's your favorite song from Jonas Brothers?

Goodnight and Goodbye

10.) What's your all-time favorite song?

You Just Don't Know it, well, i love all of them but i love that song the best

11.) Does Mandy always know?

yepp ;)

12.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick?

A little jealous but do i HATE her cause of Nick, no.

13.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe?

No! I like Aly and AJ

14.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 or more on Ebay?

Yeaaa

15.) Do you watch all their YouTube videos?

All The Time!

16.) Do you buy magazines just because of one poster?

Yess

17.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes?

A tear slipped

18.) Do you miss Joe's joehawk?

I like it both ways. I dont care.

19.) Kevin with curly or straight hair?

Straight! idk why, i just like it straight

20.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain?

OH YEA!!

21.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps?

Yep!

22.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters?

pshhh no... ok maybe like 4 times but thats it!

23.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel?

oh yeaa

24.) Have you memorized every song?

YESSS!!

25.) Did you go the Hannah/JB tour?

Nope, but i saw it in 3D!

26.) Are you going to the Burning Up tour?

August 9, 2008- Best day of my LIFE

Ok... soo i recently came back from the Burnin Up tour at Madison Square Garden and it was THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!! When i saw Nick, joe, and Kevin come in with the cars it was UNBELIEVABLE! and when the intro started and JB came up i was screaming so loud!! Demi Lovato was awesome to! I noticed that during the concert they tried to include NYC the best way that they can. Like, in "Hello Beautiful" instead of " I hear its wonderful in CALIFORNIA" Nick changed it to NYC! And also, they seemed even more enthralled to be their then everyone else in Madison. They stopped a couple of times and just looked around and the expression on there face was PRICELESS. They were like, going through an Epiphany or something. They were like" I Cant believe were here!" It was the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!! If anybody else went on August 9, 2008, Pm me!!

PM ME if you wanna CHAT!

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If your not afraid to say that NICK, JOE AND KEVIN ARE THE SEXIEST BOYS IN THE WORLD, Put this on your page

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If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

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My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when your playing with a necklace in your mouth, and it gets stuck in your braces, and you have to go to the dentist to have them remove it. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

OMG THE BURNIN UP MUSIC VIDEO HAS GOT DELETED ON THE JB'S YOUTUBE! READ ON!

POST ON THEIR MYSPACE!
POST ON THEIR MYSPACE!

ATTENTION ALL JB FANS! This Is An SOS We Need To HOLD ON! The JB Vid Burnin Up Has Been Removed Due To Copyright Claims By A Third Party. Which Means Someone Has Claimed That Copyright There's! This Has To Stopith!

PLEASE
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT&
REPOST TO YOU SEE THE JB VID BURNIN UP AGAIN!
!!

The spammer LeeonaLewis flagged it too many times
& It got taken down D:

POST ON YOUR PROFILE!

JB fans read this one shot and paste the link in your profile! It is SO TRUE!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4294812/1/True_Life_of_a_Jonas_Fan

Jonas Brothers this or that?

Own the cd "It's About Time" or "Jonas Brothers"?

Its About Time since the Cd is so hard to get

Own Kevin's shirt or Nick's pants?
Nicks Pants ;)

Be in the Hold On video or the S.O.S.

S.O.S i wanna be one of the girls at the end that they chase!

Go shopping with Joe at Limited Too or Kevin at Salvation Army?

Joe at the BEST reasturant ever.. Limited Too!!

Be Nick's girlfriend or Joe's best friend?
Nick's Girlfriend AND Joes Best Friend!!

Spend one night in the Jonas household or work on tour with the JoBros?
Tour with the Jonas Brothers... a tour lasts longer!

Eat chicken with Joe or sushi with Kevin?

Chicken with Joe, i dont like Sushi

Make a rap album with Joe or spend a day at the guitar store with Kevin?
A rap album with Joe because it will take longer to make!

Go to Nick's middle school or Kevin's high school?

Nick's Middle School

Be born in Arizona like Joe or in Texas like Nick?

Texas... i hear they are moving there.. whats up with THAT??

Forget the words to a JB song or faint on stage?

Faint onstage because i will BE on the stage!

Sing a duet with Joe or sing a song with all the JoBros?
A song with all of the Jo Bros!

Sing Kids of the Future or I Wanna Be Like You?
I Wanna be like You!

Go surfing with Nick or snowboarding with Kevin?

SURFING!! I will NEVER go snowboarding AGAIN! long story...

Name your kid Joe or Jerry (Nick's middle name)?

Joe

Be trapped in a closet with Joe and his craziness or trapped in a closet with Nick while he practices his diabetes speech?
Nick because Joe would be to crazy,

Go to a waterpark with Joe or an amusement park with Kevin?
amusement park with Kevin!

Live the winter in New Jersey or the summer in Texas?
Texas!

Do the celebration dance with Joe or the rap's with Joe?

The celebration dance... it will last longer and then he would have to teach it to me !

Write a song with Nick or learn how to play guitar with Kevin?
I would write a song with Nick AFTER Kevin teaches me how to play the guitar!

Go to Paris with Nick or Hawaii with Kevin?
Paris with Nick!!

Go to Germany with Joe or Ireland with Nick?
Ireland with Nick!

Be Joe's underdog or Nick's Mandy?

Nick's Mandy! He would never let me go!

Sleep on the top bunk on the tour bus with Joe on the bottom or sleep on the bottom with Kevin on top?
The top with Joe on the bottom... OK that sounded SO wrong.. i mean bunks!!

Have the JoBros mom or dad?

Both!! they both seem like great people!!

Make a movie with Nick or music video with Joe?

A movie with Nick!

Have a lemon eating contest with the JoBros or lemon throwing contest with them?

A lemon throwing contest...?

Have a secret hand shake with Joe or an inside joke with Kevin?

An inside joke!!

Get gonorrhea from Kevin or crabs from Joe?

NEITHER!!

Make cupcakes with Joe or a cake with Nick?

a no sugar cake with Nick!

Buy a car for Nick or have Nick buy you a car?

Have Nick buy me a car!

Be in the Breakfast Breaks commercial or the Baby Bottle Pop commercial?

Baby Bottle Pop! they can catch me instead of Frankie!!

Camp in a tent with Kevin or an RV with Nick?

An RV!

Go to every JoBro concert and be poor afterward or never go to a JoBro concert and be rich?

See every concert and be poor!

Give Kevin a makeover or have Joe give you one?

I love Joe but he will NEVER give me a makeover.. so i guess give Kevin one.. but there is nothing to change...

Live to be 90 with Nick in Australia or live to be 70 with Kevin in Oklahoma?

90 with Nick!

Live on a farm with Frankie and Joe or live in Canada with Kevin and Nick?

CANADA!!

Have a pool party with Nick or a costume party with Nick?

are you even asking this?? a POOL PARTY! hello! NICK. WITHOUT A SHIRT. seriously...

Marry Joe and find out a year later he's gay or find out a year after marriage he doesn't love you and it was just a prank? um find out he is gay??

Go to Disneyland with Joe or Disney World with Kevin?

Disneyland because i have been to Disneyworld!

Have Kevin apply your mascara or have him apply your lip gloss?

My lip gloss!

Go to the movies with Joe or go out to eat with Nick?

Go to the movies with Joe THEN go out to eat with Nick!

Have a cat named Joe or a dog named Kevin?

a Cat AND a Dog named Joe and Kevin!

Touch Joe's legs or Nick's hair?

Nick's hair!

Go ice skating with Kevin or roller skating with Joe?

Ice Skating!

Go on a walk looking at Christmas lights with Kevin or hang Christmas lights with Nick?

Hang them with Nick cause ill be on a ladder... then ill fall... the he will catch me... need I explain more??

Watch fireworks with Nick or watch sports with Joe?

Fireworks with Nick... sigh so romantic!

Walk in the snow with Joe or walk in the leaves with Kevin?

Walk in the snow!

Say I love you to Joe in French or say I love you to Kevin in Italian?

pshhh... BOTH!!

You Know You're Obsessed With JB When...
(x) You had the release date for their next album in your calendar.
(x) You're planning your wedding already.
(x) You were disappointed when they didn't take off their shirts in the "Poor Unfortunate Souls" video.
(x) 'One Day at a Time' makes you tear up.
(x) You comment JB everyday on myspace and constantly check for their messages/comments
(x) You can sing every JB song word for word, even the new unreleased ones
(x) You know what "CAMPFIREEEEE!" means and can almost do it as good as the boys
(x) You wish you were Mandy
(x) A comment from the Jonas boys is received - you jump up and down screaming for about 15 minutes (more like an hour).
(x) You constantly think about one of the boys.
(x) You argue with anybody who thinks they like one of them more than you.
(xx) You liked Kevin before he became "Hot", and always thought he was.
(x) You know about Nick's Christian album and all the songs that were on it.
(xxxx) You call them by Nicknames- Joey, Kevy, or Nicky, etc.
(x) You know all the boys ages and cant beleive Nick is only 15!
(x) You want a tambourine even though you don't play.
(x) 'I Am What I Am, I Cant Help Myself'
(x) You have your local Radio Station's number memorized and have gotten to know the DJs by requesting their songs many times
(xx) You don't understand how the girls in "7:05", "One Day at a Time", and "You Just Dont Know It" could of been so mean to them.
(xxxxxxx) Your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers so much.
(x) When it's one of the Jobros B-day you run up and down the hallway at school screaming "Happy Birthday."
(x) You beg your parents to move to New Jersey.
(x) You have a JB Pirate eyepatch.
(x) You know the relation between JB and Busted
(x) Your whole Imeem/Myspace page/AIM profile is practically dedicated to the JB
(x) You have/had an AIM screenname with "Jonas Brothers", "JB", "Nick", "Joe", or "Kevin" in it
(xxxx) You have at least 20 JB songs in your Ipod or MP3 Player
(x) You put Peeps in the microwave
(x) You know where "I Believe I Make Sense to Yo Momma" came from, and crack up when you watch that video
(xxxx) You beleive that Joe is the funniest thing EVER.
(x) All You want is for Christmas is a Hippopotamus, and the Hippopotamus wants you too.
(xxx) You know where "OMG NICK, YOURE SO HOT!!" came from and can't help but laugh.
(x) Your computer desktop screen is Jonas Brothers and so is your Screen Saver.
(x) You know what 'Eternity' was written for, and who it was written for.
(x) You are caught singing "Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a Pirate's life for Me".
(xx) You know what "Poned" means and you use the word on a daily basis
(x) You promote the Jonas Brothers everywhere you go.
(x) JB = LIFE, no questions asked.
(x) You know their parents' names.
(x) You say "Holy Jonas" and "Oh My Jonas!"
(x) You know the holiday "Kwan Ziggy Ziggy Zam" and plan on celebrating it this Year!
(x) You know every girl the boys have dated and get jealous just by thinking about them.
(x) You use the catch phrase "It was Fantastilistic!"
(x) You keep calling the airline companies to book a flight to 'Alklahoma', but they have no idea what you're talking about.
(x) Whenever you see alot of cars you yell "TRAFFIC!"
(x) You use the phrase "Yo, thats illogical, I can't have it", whenever you dont believe something.
(x) You wear a bandana around your neck as a fashion statement
(x) You know what "Retainer Time" is and you laugh about it often.
(x) You would date about anyone with similar features of the boys.
(x) You cant help but say "Awesomeness" when you're really pleased.
(x) When you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say "Look at Nick, hes such a Stud Muffin".
(x) You know where "Hi, My name is Kevin Jonas, and I'd Like to sell you a Car" came from and laugh about it everytime.
(x) You buy Baby Bottle Pops, just because of the commercial.
(x) You truly believe that Earth is the farthest planet from the Sun
(x) You know about "Moo, Bah!"
(x) You can't help but jump off the walls, literally, at fast paced songs.
(x) You wish you lived in the Year 3000 with the boys.
(x) You know who the "Bonus Jonas" is.
(x) Limited Too is your favorite restaurant.
(x) You cried when you watched the speech where Nick announced his Diabetes.
(xxxxx) JB is the reason you get Magazines.
(x) You have a Fan Page or Myspace Group for JB.
(xxxxxxxxxxx) The whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding.

Me and my Friends Convos:

Heather and me were calling the Jonas Brothers

H: OMJ UR SO HOT!!

K(me):NICKS A STUD MUFFIN!!

H: OUR FRIENDS LOVES U KEVIN! WERE ALL GONNA MARRY YOU GUYS ONE DAY!!

Me and her are staying stuff like this and we weren't gonna send it...

K: okay now press 2 to make another one

H: 2...

K: Yes 2, why are you questioning it

H: I thought you pressed one...

K: YOU SENT IT!! NOOOOO!! NOW, THEY WILL NEVER CALL BACK CAUSE THEY THINK WERE OBSESSED OR JUST CRAZY FANS, AND I WILL NEVER GET WITH NICK!! (i slap her repeatedly)

K(me) : I feel so dangerous

Heather: Why??

K: i downloaded a song... ILLEGALLY! im such a badass!

H: ...no comment...

At Tennis

K:( after Heather misses the ball) I thought you said you practiced

H: I did... on the WII

K...The wii??

H: Yep!

Olivea:... Douche Bag...

SO FUNNY!!

This is not a conversation really but at a sleepover One of my best friends (Susan) is asleep and were all up and then were all laying on the beds and then she starts PUNCHING ME! IN HER SLEEP!! so then Heather goes

H: WOW! shes fiesty in her sleep!

SO much fun!

Me(K) Heather(H) Jack(J) and Megan(M) are walking around and Jack and Megan are in front of me and Heather and theres a Block Party and "Umbrella" plays

H and K: YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBERELLA ELLA ELLA EHEHEH UNDER MY UMBERELLA!!

M: What are you saying??

K and H" ELLA ELLA ELLA!

M: are you saying UGH UGH UGH??

J:Why would they be saying Ugh?? They arent in pain!!

Lmao good times good times!!

At the school play Me(K) Heather(H), Megan(M) Jack(J) ans Susan(S) are all sitting together and then one of our best friends is singing a song and when he finishes Heather yells

H: TAKE IT OFF!!

M: YEA SEXY! WOO HOO

J: Guys...

K: Shut UP!

H:(Wolf Whistles)

J: Guys...

M: I LOVE YOU!!

J: GUYS!!

Megan and Heather turn around.

M and H: WHAT??

J: Look next to you..

Megan and Heather look and they see the Dean

M and H: (Under their breaths) Oh shit...

D: will you two ladies come with me?

M and H: They walk away while me and Jack are hysterically laughing(such good friends, rights??)