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Joined 02-21-07, id: 1225231, Profile Updated: 01-26-10

Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hiya! Beyold the Cake of JUSTICE! Honey is so cute!

Today is 01.26.10, and I've finally come back.

I wrote quite a few stories and I've recieved some really great reviews. I'm super glad everyone has been enjoying my writing.

A long time ago, I didn't have internet for a few months. During these few months, I wrote a rather long story. I never finished it, but I'm going to start posting the chapters now. It's called Bad Luck. I hope everyone enjoys it.

I also have a few oneshots I'm going to see if I can dig up.

I'd like to thank everybody for their consistant reviews and such. You've finally motivated me to pick up fanfiction again, and boy have I missed it.

Love ya!

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Liberated Aficionado by Queen-Cocaine reviews

AU Set in present. Daine is a troubled teen living with her foster parents. Her lifestyle consists of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Then she meets a guy that could bring her straight...only problem being he's fourteen years older than her. DN

Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,496 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete

To Love a Convict by Chippy teh squirrel reviews

It is a hard life in Konoha. Not necessarily the uptown part, more like where the rats and scum live. What happends when Kakashi, desperate for money, tries to rob... and happends to catch a bit more than a couple of bucks? Pairing: KakaIru

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,031 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.

Letters to the Editor by SerenNoir reviews

What if the cast of Naruto got ahold of Masashi Kishimoto's email? What are their real thoughts on the show? A place to vent.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Jobless by kyobu reviews

Naruto has trouble keeping his jobs, and Sasuke doesn't understand why he needs the job. AU shonen ai oneshot SasuNaru, slight GaaraNaru Gaaraxanyone ya want, not specified

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

30 Ways to Annoy Kakashi Hatake by jesuistigerlily reviews

The title tells all.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete

Pawns Protect the King by Fullmetal-Tora reviews

When they came to him, Kakashi was certain his childish team would amount to nothing. But as he watched them grow, he felt himself falling behind. He realized that he was but a pawn before the King. No pairing. ONESHOT.

Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete

I Now Pronounce you Man and Enemy by Chippy teh squirrel reviews

Kakashi loves to get Iruka as pissed as possilbe. But what happened when his plan backfires? It is now a game of chicken. Who chikens out first? Pairings: Kakairu, mabye hints of others

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,286 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete

Breaking Sasuke by AkaiTsume reviews

A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

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Bad Luck reviews

Sasuke Uchiha has a lot of musical talent and a great band, but no singer. One night, out with his friends, he discovers the missing link to their stardom. Naruto! More interesting than summary suggests. Promise. sasunaru, kashiruka, temeshika

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.

Glue for a Broken Heart reviews

Not as emo as it sounds! It's actually pretty funny! Sasuke is a college kid with a broken heart. Will the new student be able to help him? SasuNaru TemaShika KashIru. Very cute! Rated for language and suggested...'fun' hehe. Complete!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,544 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Friends or Lovers? reviews

Naruto and Sasuke are college roomies. they are good friends but one thing leads to another...will this end their friendship or turn it into something more? SasuNaru. I'm warning you, this is a crappy fic. COMPLETE! FINALLY! YAY! WOOT!

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,918 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Peaches! reviews

Naruto loves peaches. Sasuke isnt really that crazy about them. However, Naruto is determined. Plain peaches, peach candy, will Naruto find the kind of peaches Sasuke likes? Just a cute little oneshot. Pretty short. Hope you like!

Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Sexy Jutsu, Ineffective? reviews

Kakashi's just delivering some papers to Iruka, but Naruto decides to try and skip class. When Naruto is caught, he uses sexy jutsu on Iruka to divert his attention, but it doesnt work on Iruka. And Kakashi is determined to find out why. Oneshot, KashiRuk

Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete

Strip poker, Beer, Fun and Confessions reviews

Strip poker, beer, fun, awkwardness, and confessions. Will Naru be able to keep his mouth shut in his drunken state? SasuNaru, hinted ShikaTema and KibaHina. Oneshot. rated for nakedness? And language. Better than the summary suggests, really!

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

The Flame's Forgetfulness reviews

When Roy jumps in front of the bullet that was meant for Maes, he finds himself in the hospital. On what he thinks is his deathbed, he confesses his love for Riza. But what will happen when he wakes up with amnesia and doesn’t even know who riza is? FIN!

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete