Hello to those who have come to my profile page.

Name: Maya

Age: 10+

My best friend is Lexi10a (please check out her profile, cause she's got good stories).

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Now this is the part were I talk about stuff about me. Don't really want to do that. I mean you don't want to read it so why put there in the first place? But if you do want to know drop me line and I'll send you birth certificate. (kidding Mom, kidding)

List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1. Albus Dumbledore

2. Shinji Ikari

3. Percy Jackson

4. Allen Walker

5. Harry Potter

6. Tsuna Sawada

7. Annabeth Chase

8. Soul Eater Evans

9. Sirius Black

10. Luke

11. Rei Ayanami

12. Severus Snape

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No! That’ll be one heck of a fanfic though.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kinda. He looks older then he does at the beginning of the series.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I didn’t know guys could get other guys pregnant!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Not really. A bunch of them are SiriusxRemus (belch).

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

They be the ultimate bishounen couple.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Psh, neither. 1. That would make Sirius a pedo (though seeing how much Harry looks like his dad…) 2. That's Luke, man! They’re not even in the same frikin’ series!! (But when has that stopped slashers?)

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Annabeth would be scarred for life.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Luke muses about the doomed feelings he has for Percy. And fantasizes about it.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No! That is sick on so many levels.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Jeeze that’s hard… Snape and Annabeth…. How about “I was high off whipped cream”?

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hmmm… perhaps Breakstuff? Or something….

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: This is disgusting and mentally scarring.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yeah! I do, because Rei’s fun to draw.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Psh, no. Some of my friends don’t know how Percy is, others don’t know about Tsuna or Allen.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I LOVE YOU PERCY! I- I mean Thalia, right Thalia…

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Right after I saw HP6.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12)

(1) Dumbledore and (7) Annabeth (ewww, Dumby’s not even strait) are in a happy relationship until (9) Sirius again runs off with Annabeth (7) (Again, ew) (1) Dumbledore, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rei (11) and a brief unhappy affair with Tsuna (6),(Why is he getting all the hot chicks?!) then follows the wise advice of Harry (5) (usually it’s the other way around)and finds true love with Snape… Snape!? (12)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

That be cool.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I’d be all like, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. And rub it the faces of every body I know.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I would be like- “Wow you guys look kind of similar! Except Rei has blue hair and paler skin…. Then I use it as blackmail material against Soul.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Shinji? Please, he’s too timid to do anything like that.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

I would scream PEDO and run and tell Harry and Annabeth.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

I KNEW IT!

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I’d unleash all my rage and sorrow upon him.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Dumbledore!? Why? We need you! Harry needs you!

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would be so touched.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

I’m going to sell that brush on eBay.

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Shut up you retards! Before I cut you.

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

I’d get the heck out of their classes.