OMG, I've seen this, like, freaking EVERYWHERE! But I've never had a profile to post it on, so

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane.If you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous FanFictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing FanFic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your sig.

If when you are texting/IMing someone, and you don't capitalize anything and use terrible grammar, but you do capitalize (and spell correctly) the words "Twilight", "New Moon", "Eclipse", "Edward", "Bella", and "Stephenie Meyer" because you believe those words to be sacred, put this in your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you one day wish to be Mrs. Edward Cullen, don't add this, because he wants me. (haha, JK. But seriously, back off!)

Good Friend: Help you up if you have tripped.

BEST Friend: Walk by and say ‘would you please get off the ground’

Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door

BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’

Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail

BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Dang that was fun! Let’s do it again!’

Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy

BEST Friend: Go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’

Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff

BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’

Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour

BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning

Good Friend: Will ask poilitely for you to pass the salt

BEST Friend: Stands up and reaches right over you, not even bothering to ask for it

Good Friend: Turns around for you while you change before gym

BEST Friend: Stares at you and strips with you while you get ready, not bothering to even look away

Good Friend: Asks before getting on your computer

BEST Friend: Shoves you off you chair and says 'LET ME GET ON!'

Good Friend: Will tell you that an outfit looks good on you when it doesn't

BEST Friend: Tells you that you look horrible and you never should have bought it

If you have a very unhealthy obssession for any or all of the Cullens, and you don't want to admit it because admitting you have a problem is the first step toward healing, and frankly you don't wanna heal, copy this into your profile.

If you are in love with Edward Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are a proud stalker and obssessed fan of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past 2 in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy this into your profile.

If you've read Twilight over four times, copy this into your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs. Except for Edward Cullen, of course!IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!!

If you are planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie Meyer's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile.

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in a room run away whenever someone says the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

Best day of my life: The day I was born. The worst day of my life: The day that they told me Edward Cullen wasn't real! (runs away sobbing)If

I SO agree with the one about that retarded rabbit and messed up eggo girl (Actually, I think the Trix rabbit has a speech impediment...)

I'm STILL waiting for that one review so I can freaking update my only story!!