theofozhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Divergent Trilogy, Pride and Prejudice, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. Nothing to tell, really! Just livin' the dream. Well, a dream, anyway. OK, sometimes, a nightmare... I like fanfiction, but I don't like unfinished stories. So yes, I do intend to finish my stories -- it's just sometimes RL interferes with fiction, right? Anyway, I do work for a living, so this is what I do for fun, when I can -- I don't take myself too seriously and am appalled by people who do (especially in the fanfiction world). But I really do crave readers and feedback, so I try to post worthwhile material that is proofread and I thank you very much for reading. Leave me a review or a comment, but don't tell me it sucks, because so what? Two of my stories, Dagor Dagorath and the Magnificent Seven and the Snowglobe of Death, are co-written with my pal, Pheas. My likes are too eclectic to categorize, and my dislikes sadly petty (I hate it when people step off escalators and then just stand there). I am not a number, I am a free man! And if you know that reference, we can be friends. |
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What It Means To Be A King by Arinariel reviews
No one is born great and wise, not even the great King Gil-galad or Master Elrond, known throughout Middle Earth for his wisdom and knowledge. For young Thranduil, the road toward wisdom and greatness is fraught with deep-seated anger, sorrow and remorse. This is a journey through the Second Age seen through the eyes of Thranduil, Gil-galad, Elrond and Sauron.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 361,237 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2h - Published: 4/1/2017 - Elrond, Sauron, Thranduil, E. Gil-Galad
The Gates of Azkaban by mirrormarie reviews
On the verge of joining the Death Eaters, Severus has a conversation that changes his mind, with consequences that change his entire world. But his isn't the only world affected...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,293 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 10/13/2018 - Hermione G., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
And Every Winter Change To Spring by The Moonlily reviews
Having befriended Éowyn in the aftermath of war, Lothíriel travels north to help her prepare for a new life in Gondor. But in Rohan, she discovers more than she expected: a land still fighting to survive and a young king struggling to find his own peace.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,375 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 9/7/2018 - [Lothíriel, Eomer] Eowyn - Complete
Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 330,874 - Reviews: 4724 - Favs: 4,711 - Follows: 5,159 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
A Step to the Right by CatsAreCool reviews
When Harry saves Hermione's life they end up in a different world and in the middle of another magical war - but at least they have each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,740 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 3,557 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 6/17/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Set Fire to the Stars by sian22 reviews
Theomund of Ithilien has spent his life caging his heart, building a strong defense against rejection and the oceans that swell within. Thalon, Legolas' second-in-command, has seen Ages more, yet he too has resigned himself to be alone. One day, fate brings them together. What the fea wants cannot be denied, but sometimes courage is a difficult thing to muster. FINALLY UPDATED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Legolas, Faramir, OC
Harry Potter and the Baroness by PallasAriadne reviews
After the Department of Mysteries incident, Hermione struggles to recover from her injuries and Harry tries to reconcile his feelings of guilt – and other emotions – for his best friend. It's too bad that curses and Voldemort keep getting in the way. And why do they keep getting letters from Gringotts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,223 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 11/25/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Draco M.
It is What It Is by DylangraceB reviews
Elizabeth Benetez and Fitzwilliam Darcy each have their futures planned out and they certainly look bright. Decisions made by each of their father's years ago now stand in the way.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 91 - Words: 373,138 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Spider's Dream by The Moonlily reviews
Who do you send when all the king's men and all the king's horses can't manage? A spider, obviously. Yet perhaps once in a while even a spider may need a hand.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 143,410 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 12/19/2017 - [Lothíriel, Eomer] - Complete
Other People's Choices by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,253 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 3,409 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Captains and pawns by sian22 reviews
"The board is set and the pieces are moving." So Gandalf said, but what unseen hand made them move? The Lords of Gondor and Rohan find Saruman will use them for his own end; the Steward's sons and Rohan's Prince and Lady must find their way. A tale from Faramir's birth until the fateful kiss. Avatar by the wonderful mythlorn-art
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 296,845 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Theodred - Complete
World of Difference by Lady Bluejay reviews
Girl falls into Middle-earth! Not my usual style, but I hope you will enjoy Sara's story. Things do not turn out quite as you might expect. LBJ Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,743 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/19/2018 - Published: 11/2/2017 - Gandalf, Eomer, Lothíriel, Imrahil - Complete
Aftermath by Belfast Docks reviews
In the aftermath of WWI, life moves forward. M/D, eventual C/OC, M/D/C friendship. NOT for those who dislike Mary/Dickon, or for those who dislike Colin.
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 94 - Words: 131,506 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 12/30/2010
Misselthwaite Again by CityWilderness reviews
Fiction based on the original book by F. H. Burnett, as well as the 1993 film adaption. Mary, Dickon and Colin are faced with love and war, and yet their friendship remains as strong as ever. Mary/ Dickon, Colin/ OC This is not one for people who dislike Colin. I will be making sure that he plays a large role in this story, as I've always had a soft spot for him. T for safety.
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 79,504 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 8/1/2013
Canticle of the Haunted by Castile181 reviews
The world has changed in the wake of Doriath's fall and Celeborn and Galadriel must contend with the looming threat of war even as factionalism amongst the Sindar threatens to shatter the delicate ties binding Beleriand's survivors together. Meanwhile, they privately struggle with the fear that their new marriage will splinter beneath the growing animosity between their peoples.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,374 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Celeborn, Círdan, Galadriel, Gil-Galad
In Cavern's Shade by Castile181 reviews
During the first age, when Beleriand itself stands on the brink of destruction and Doriath falls from the height of glory to begin its long decline, Celeborn, a Sindarin prince as quick to wisdom as he is to anger, meets Artanis, a Noldorin princess plagued by a dark secret, and they soon find themselves plunged into a world of intrigue, lies, and mystery as ties grow turbulent.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 513,296 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Celeborn, Elu T., Galadriel, Melian - Complete
The Treaty by Castile181 reviews
AU alternate universe. First Age, year 80. After news of the kinslaying breaks, Doriath brokers a treaty with the princes of the House of Finwë in order to prevent war between the Sindar and the Noldor. As part of that treaty, a marriage is arranged between Celeborn, Prince of Doriath, and Artanis, Princess of Finwë's house. The only problem is they can't stand each other.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Celeborn, Galadriel
Between Gray And Black by TheZanyBookworm reviews
Beatrice Prior had to be the child that stayed after Caleb left her family for Erudite. Her initiation lasts only a week so her family can recover the loss of Caleb and cope with Erudite's reports. However, when she goes to the train tracks to think about the life she could have had, she meets Four , who gives her an irresistible offer: To be who she wants to become-Dauntless.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 73,243 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Three Parts Dead by LolaBleu reviews
He kisses my lips and then each of the four birds tattooed under my collarbone, lingering a little longer on the newest one; the one closest to my heart; the one that represents him. Post-Insurgent/Tris' fear of intimacy.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,976 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Echoes of Shattered Glass by Epilachna reviews
Maglor answers the summons of the Valar, but is forgiveness possible for the remaining son of Fëanor? Can Elrond and his loved ones live with the choices they've made? Fourth Age with First Age flashbacks.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,280 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Elrond, Maedhros, Maglor, Erestor - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12579 - Favs: 12,803 - Follows: 7,401 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lucid Dreaming by Midsummer'sQueen reviews
Cora has never given much thought to what faction she will choose during the Choosing Ceremony, but when her sister makes a choice neither of them saw coming, everything in her world shifts. Now Cora will have to face a world she never thought she would know, and a world she thought she knew, to protect the ones she cares for most. Rating is subject to change.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Four/Tobias, Eric, Zeke
Destroying Lives by wee kraken reviews
There was nothing out there but old tin cans, worn out shoes, dying weeds, and a few rats – the trash that nobody wanted. He fit right in. It was the perfect place for Marcus Eaton - sixteen, and Candor, and a liar. Learn the history of the Eaton family - Divergent - the Pre-pre-prequel.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Marcus
Imrahil's Daughters by Lialathuveril reviews
A chance encounter in a linen cupboard in the Houses of Healing has unforeseen consequences as Éomer of Rohan finds himself caught between two very different women. However, things are not quite as they seem: a tale of love, deception and bees.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,995 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
One Promise Kept: A Saga by Manniness reviews
Alice returns to Underland by means of a tragedy and chooses to stay. This is the story of the friend, the lover, the wife, the mother and the Champion she becomes there. NOW COMPLETE All 5 books of this series have been posted together here.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 189 - Words: 489,533 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 3,824 - Follows: 3,981 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Another Man's Cage by Dawn Felagund reviews
During an ordinary year in Feanor's young family, motivations are revealed and events set into motion that explain their later history. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 372,936 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4704 - Favs: 9,165 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Oak and Willow by Marnie reviews
The story of Celeborn and Galadriel, with a difference - this time it's from the Sindar POV. Features Daeron, Elu Thingol, Luthien, Beren, Angrod, Finrod and many others.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,732 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Complete
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The Man Who Forgot How to Live reviews
The boy-who-lived is all grown up, complete with his happy ending: loving wife, three great kids, big house in the suburbs, career success. Harry Potter is just starting to suspect that contentment isn't all it's cracked up to be when he receives terrible news from an old friend. The Elder Wand is gone and someone is hunting him...again. AU Cursed Child (canon for books)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 3/15/2014
The Magnificent Seven and the Snowglobe of Death reviews
The first generation born after the war is ready to start Hogwarts, but Professors Longbottom and Zabini find there are dark secrets behind some of the bright young faces. One of their protégés, Cathal Hughes, an Irish boy who literally pulses with power, finds adventure, friendship, enemies, and a terrible legacy. Voldemort is not done yet - not by a longshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 9/8/2017 - Minerva M., Neville L., Blaise Z.
Regret & Redemption reviews
Ten years have passed since Darcy's disastrous marriage proposal to Elizabeth Bennet. Despite the regrets they both came to feel, they moved on with their lives. Now Elizabeth Fitzwilliam is returning to England a widow, and there may be a chance of rekindling a lost love.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 105,653 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Dagor Dagorath: The End of the World as We Know It reviews
Love, loss, and courage at the end of the Age of Man. A small band of elves watches over the last children of Numenor as Earth is consumed in a spasm of destruction, from parched California to the killing fields of Afghanistan and all the way to Valinor. Legomance, but incidental to the story, and faithful to canon, even though modern day AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,838 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Complete
Simulacrum (formerly Purple Serum) reviews
When Tris sacrifices herself to Erudite, the line between simulation and reality blurs, leaving Tobias in a race to save Tris & solve the mystery of Jeanine's purple serum. An even bigger mystery waits outside the wall - the rest of Amanda Ritter's experiment. Allegiant alternative, Tobias POV. Based on the books, so feel free to PM Qs if you only know the movies.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 97,057 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Christina, Jeanine M.
When Gears Grind: A Steampunk Pride & Prejudice reviews
What happens when local tinkerer Lizzy Bennet, so clever with machines, meets an upper crust scientist named Fitzwilliam Darcy? A battle of wits and inventions! A little OC, a lot ahistorical, and pretty silly.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,723 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 8/12/2014