Hey, guys! POTW here, and *hopefully* you're all here because you like my writing. This is actually kind of my debut; I've had this account for years, but only now am I starting to use it.

I am a total and utter Disney fanatic, and I have an infinite amount of respect for how their movies manage to appeal to all ages. As a little girl, I was entranced by the romance and the cute moments and some of the funny parts; now, I notice all of the vocabulary that went way over my head back then, some jokes that are obviously aimed at older viewers, and all those lovely innuendos.

So, that being the case, I'm pretty sure the only types of stories you'll see on here are Disney ones - probably The Little Mermaid and Mulan, for the most part. I'll try to do the characters justice, but if you feel I'm not, please bring it to my attention with whatever tips/pointers you might have!

Not entirely sure what else to put on here, so let's launch into the Disney quotes!

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Lilo & Stitch:

Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister whatto give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna!
Lilo: [whispering] Do you know what tuna is?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: [hysterical] It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be anabomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanutbutter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important to you?
Lilo: [calm] Pudge controls the weather.

Lilo: I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face.

Stitch: Aloha!
Gantu: Ah! You're vile; you're foul; you're flawed!
Stitch: Also cute and fluffy!

Gantu: Abomination!
Stitch: Stupid-head!

Jumba: Come on, what's the big deal?
Stitch: [in alien language] Oongatish mista!
Jumba: I'll put you back together again... I'll make you taller, and not so fluffy!
[whips plates at Stitch, frisbee style]
Stitch: I like fluffy!
[after there is a ring of holes around Stitch]
Stitch: [in alien language] Ah, Pooama Chicky!
Jumba: Ach! Leave my mother out of this!

Lilo: I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Nani: Yeah?
Lilo: And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?

Lilo: [Sitting at a table with Stitch] David! I got a new dog!
David: Auwe... You sure it's a dog?
Lilo: Uh huh... He used to be a collie before he got ran over.

The Little Mermaid:

Scuttle: Oh, I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful!
Ariel: What is it?
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.
Ariel, Flounder: Ohhh.

Ariel: I've never seen a human this close before. Oh... he's very handsome, isn't he?
[Scuttle looks at the dog and scratches his neck]
Scuttle: I don't know, he looks kind of hairy and slobbery to me.
Ariel: No, not that one. The one playing the snarfblatt.

Flounder: But it wasn't her fault! Ah - well - first, ahh, this shark chased us - yeah - yeah! And we tried to - but we couldn't - and - grrrrrrrrr - and - and we - whoooaaaaaa - oh, and then we were safe. But then this seagull came, and it was "this is this," and "that is that", and...

Eric: Believe me, Grim, when I find the right girl, I'll know. Without a doubt, it'll just-BAM-hit me. Like lightening.
[Lightning cracks in the background]

Sebastian: Ariel, you're under a lot of pressure down here.

Ariel: [sung] I don't know when, I don't know how, but I know something's starting right now. Watch and you'll see, some day I'll be part of your world.

Grimsby: [Helping Eric to his feet] Oh, you really delight in these sadistic strains on my blood pressure, don't you?
Eric: A girl rescued me. She was singing. She had the most beautiful voice.
Grimsby: Ah, Eric, I think you swallowed a bit to much sea-water. Off we go.

Ariel: Is he dead?
Scuttle: It's hard to say.
Scuttle: [Places his ear to Eric's foot] Oh, no, I can't make out a heartbeat.

Attina: Oh, she's got it bad.
Triton: What? What has she got?
Andrina: Isn't it obvious, Daddy? Ariel's in love.
Triton: Ariel? In love?

Ursula: Babies! My poor little poopsies!

Mulan:

Emperor: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Shang: Sir?
Emperor: You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.

[Cri-Kee chirps sadly at Mushu]
Mushu: What? What do you mean you're not lucky? You lied to me?
Mushu: [to Mulan's horse] And what are you, a sheep?

Mother: I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck.
Grandmother: How lucky can they be? They're dead.

Mushu: [Sniffling proudly] My little baby, off to destroy people.

Shang: What's your name?
Mulan: Uh... I, I, uh...
Chi Fu: Your commanding officer just asked you a question.
Mulan: Uh, I've got a name. And, it's a boy's name, too.

Yao: I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt on.

Mushu: [Ramming breakfast into Mulan's mouth] No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.
Mulan: [Speaking through stuffed cheeks] But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.
Mushu: Don't talk with your mouth full.

Grandmother: Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man.
Shang: Excuse me. Does Fa Mulan live here?
[Grandmother and Mother dumbly point to the garden]
Shang: Thank you.
Grandmother: Whoo! Sign me up for the next war.

Mulan: I never want to see a naked man again.
[a big group of naked men run past them, laughing]
Mushu: Hey, don't look at me. I ain't bitin' no more butts.

Yao: Does this dress make me look fat?

Female Ancestor: My children never caused such trouble. They all became acupuncturists.
Male Ancestor: Well, we can't all be acupuncturists.
Old Female Ancestor: No! Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser!

Shang: Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. And tomorrow, the *real* work begins.
[all the soldiers grumble]
Mushu: [to Mulan] You know, we gotta work on your people skills.

Beauty and the Beast:

Lumiere: [trying to prepare the Beast for his dinner with Belle] Voila! Oh, you look so... so...
Beast: [fur done up in curls and bows] Stupid.

Gaston: It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking...

Chip: Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?

Featherduster: [to Lumiere] I've been burnt by you before!

Gaston: Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking...
Lefou: A dangerous pastime!
Gaston: I know.

Beast: I want to do something for her... but what?
Cogsworth: Well, there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep...

Cogsworth: Enchanted? Ha-ha ha-ha! Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? Ha-ha-ha...
[to Lumiere]
Cogsworth: It was you, wasn't it?

Gaston, Lefou: No one plots like Gaston.
Gaston: Takes cheap shots like Gaston.
Lefou: Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!

Gaston: I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first I'd better go in there and propose to the girl.

Belle: What do you know about my dreams, Gaston?
Gaston: Plenty! Here, picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven.
Belle: Dogs?
Gaston: No, Belle! Strapping boys, like me!

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Okay, so, I'm not sure how often I'll edit this so it's entirely possible that this will be completely and utterly pointless, but here's where I'll keep my story statuses.

Stormy Nights:
Status: Ongoing.
Category: The Little Mermaid.
Summary: Already faced with the death of Melody, how can Ariel and Eric possibly be expected to cope with another child? And life isn't planning on making it any easier for them.

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I'm sure I'm not the first author to do this, but I'll explain just in case. I do fill requests for stories, depending on the story, and I mainly do one-shots as it's quite distracting to be doing more than one multi-chapter fic at once. The one-shot, however, can be as long as you'd like it to be, and if you want something with more than one chapter, there's no harm in asking; maybe I'll be in a good mood.

To request something, fill out this form and either e-mail it to me, send it as a message on here, or post it as a review:

Your name: (what to call you; if just your pen-name, leave blank.)

Story Category: (must be Disney, choose any movie.)

Plot: (summarize what you want the story to be about, as detailed as possible.)