Me-Myself-and-EdwardCullen
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Joined 06-03-08, id: 1594904, Profile Updated: 11-20-08

Hello all fellow nerds of the book world!

Who just happen to love books enough to ad to them or read things others have written!!
I am your average book nerd who can't get enough of:

Twilight, Dangerous Girls, The Private sires, Harry Potter, The Uglys, Nobody's Prize, Way of the Wolf, Curse of the Blue Tattoo, Blue Bloods, Glass house, Thunderbird Falls, The Sight, Wyvernhail, Pirate Queen, A Northern Light, color of the sea, etc.

But not only am I a die heart reader I'm also OCD for many animes:

Her Majesty's Dog, Blood plus, Ouran High School, Wallflower/ Perfect Girl Evolution, Death Note, Lucky Star, Claymore, Air, Fate/ Stay Night, Chobits, Karin, Black Cat, Full Metal Alchemist, Nana, Kare Kano, D.N. Angle, Chrono Crusade, Spiral, Bleach, Ghost Hunt, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Gakuen Alice, Mai Hime, XXX Holic, Paradise Kiss, Wolf's Rain, Scraped Princess, etc.

As you can see I love my obsessions. I love music, but don't worry I won't post another list. I'll just say I can listen to almost anything but not Rap... Musical talent is good and exists in some places (not all, clarifying for all ye of little brain) so support the talented ones! Not the people who can talk. I can talk and I'm musically challenged. So if I can learn to hum and sing under my breath the dim wits that invented rap could do that instead of plaguing the radio with their brand of "music".

Now a little about me:

I love animals; I have two cats a dog and a hamster.

I'm not FROM Texas but I do currently reside there.

I love to dance and took lessons in many styles, but most of all I love tap.

I'm a black belt and have won several awards in the Tang Soo Do world.

Thankfully I have a normal name and thus have no annoying nicknames.

I enjoy lots of sports such as feildhocky, basket ball, tennis, track (hurdles, high jump, etc), etc

But I hate to watch sports. I find sports on TV to be horribly dull and can honestly say I have no idea how anyone watch it. I only watch the Super Bowl and that is because my family are die heart fans and so they watch it and I read a book well getting score updates and watching the half time show. So all you sports fans I'm simply saying if you love a sport play it, but I just don't get why you want to watch a play by play of small moving dots with numbers on their backs. Oooooh slow motion... is that guy allowed to gouge that other guy's eye out? No... okay then... BOOOOO!!Hiiiissssssssss!!

-_- Intelligent, no?

I honestly don't care. I can stay in my own world and you can watch the dots. .. o -thats you watching the dots.

Congratulations.

I digress.

I have a couple stories in the works and I hope to get them posted as soon as my computer lets me!!

Enjoy.

xoxo

Me-Myself-and-EdwardCullen

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Everything But Mine by MsLuciaMalfoy reviews
A unique prisoner and a determined rehabilitation officer get thrown together due to a cunning manipulation. Will happily ever after happen for them? A Veela!Draco Dramione. Please review! WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,436 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dudley's Girlfriend by GreenEvans reviews
Dudley has a girlfriend & Harry's teases him, Dudley retaliates with "At least I have a girlfriend" making Harry claim Hermione's his girlfriend. What happens when the Grangers show up & Dudley demands proof of their relationship. CH 7 Officially Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,192 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10062 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 6,167 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
A Little Game Of Truth or Dare by SexciTibby77 reviews
Draco demands that Hermione entertain him in his drunken stupor one night and they play a little game that causes all kinds of trouble and hilarity. Rated M for language, no sex, sorry guys. Still worth reading. Review please. I loves em.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Veela genes by Gothical-Fairy reviews
Hiatus Draco is, surprisingly enough a Veela. In an odd twist of events, Harry is his mate. With Voldermort, angry Weasley's and a swarm of fangirls, it's going to be an interesting year slash HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,316 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Quarter Moon Gamble by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETED! Veela!Draco. A bet and an accident send Hermione into the arms of Draco Malfoy. But what happens when she can no longer stand the moments they're apart, the forbidden kisses he took without remorse, the slow dances, or the warmth of his touch?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,212 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
All About Us by MsLuciaMalfoy reviews
Depressed Head Auror Potter realises that he is attracted to his best friend, Hermione Granger First they restore their friendship, then embark on a passionate affair. He can't get enough of her...but his dear wife Ginny has a hidden ace up her sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Moments of Sanity by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
Hermione Granger becomes a healer and her first assignment is a longterm patient in the permanent ward. What happens when she discovers her first patient is none other than the Draco Malfoy and he's... insane? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,878 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,705 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Tears of the Angels by KelliNicole reviews
The Cullens lose a very crucial member of their family. In response to IsabellaMarieCullen3214's challenge. : Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 295 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When all else fails by Ginn reviews
Severus Snape finds an unexpected suprise during his morning walk WARNINGS: Abuse, Tourture, and Graphic violence. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.