Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

A collection of short, isolated pieces venturing into various pairings, places, circumstances, tones, humors, ratings, and contexts. Gleefully spoiler-ridden.

They all proved their usefulness to Near. But now Near is L, and L works alone.

He stopped, looking at me dispassionately, and in his eyes I saw... nothing. Well, nothing for me, at least. Based on the song by Luke Bryan but not a songfic. Requested by Sen-Chan21. Happy birthday!

Really, there's nothing Mello could ever do to scare Matt away. MxM oneshot

For Matt and Near, life at Wammy's House was routine and dull - until the day that Mello showed up and changed all of the rules. Covers five years of their lives. Mainly MxM, some MxN. Rating is for yaoi in later chapters.

Matt is falling apart without Mello and the appearance of a certain new student isn't making things any easier on him. This is a SEQUEL to Athenae. It's possible to read without reading Athenae, but you'd be lost. One-shot, AU, angst, foul language

I don’t like making eye contact with people, it’s too direct. He says I hide behind my goggles; I say the world looks much friendlier tinted with gold. The world as Matt sees it. The Wammy days and beyond. Matt x Mello Complete

Mello is the son of the head of the Mafia, but he has a secret that even his best friend doesn't know. What happens when Matt realizes that Mello isn't the boy he thinks he knows? MattxMello; AU, smut, angst, etc. READ THE WARNING AT THE BEGINNING.

Even Near has his doubts. Because going barefoot is the only thing he has left now, and that's not even enough. Drabble-post Death Note.

75 years. Longer than some people even live, I have loved him. And I never stopped. MxM, Matt POV. Matt's year by year memories of their growing old together, as they should have. Posted in defiance on the day of their canon death. Slight AU- no Kira.

Mello knew from the minute that smoke bomb went off that he'd never be able to see another sun rise and set, that he'd never be able to wake up with the smell of cigarette smoke cradling him to the one thing that held any lasting value in his world.

It's the only photograph that contains both himself *and* Mello.

He knows what he wants to do and how he wants to do it, and explaining himself to others -- particularly Mello, who couldn’t possibly be more other than Near -- is tiresome.

Matt/Mello -- "Believe it or not, Mello leaves his hard exterior at the door with his coat." Lemon.

Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.

While on vacation, Kadaj meets a particular blonde blitzball player who will become more important to him than he would ever guess. Rated T for shonen ai as the couple is KadajxTidus. YES I know I'm insane. Possible explanation if you click to read this!

It has been two years since Matt and Mello were rescued from the streets and brought to Wammy's, but Matt's feelings have moved beyond friendship and family. Will he ever have the courage to tell Mello? And what will Mello say if he does? Sequel to Savior

A collection of prompt-based Matt/Mello drabbles: the solemn, the silly, and the "Why so serious?"

The clock is ticking; time is running out. Matt won't give Mello what he wants, what he needs. Mello hates being treated differently because of the accident. Time is running out. Give him what he wants.

A number of one shots that a friend and I wrote when we were bored. All contain Yaoi. All contain Smut. All contain Matt/Mello. Unbated.-COMPLETE

What happens if Matt and Mello found a way to fake their deaths and escape the manipulation of both Kira and Near? Will they ever be able to live happily? WARNING: brutality, abuse, rape, blood, extreme psychological breakdowns, and drugs.

Kadaj was the poison running through Reno's veins. Deadly yet intoxicating. Can they look passed their differences and finally gain something they thought they could never have, or will the dark presence lurking deep inside Kadaj tear them apart for good?

Mello finished his shift monitoring Light and misses his Matt. Wait, who's there?

It's hard to be used and abused by the one you think you love... Even worse to be seen as just an object for their pleasure. MattMello Yaoi:lemon, one-shot

Mello is charged with the task of protecting the son of the Emperor, Near, while he is being hunted by a group of warlords calling themselves the Daimyo. But there is far more to Near than Mello had originally thought...

A series of snapshots into the lives of Matt and Mello, themed around the senses. Rated for language and adult themes. MattxMello, Matt-centric.

Matt knows only too well that not all families are good ones. Surrounded by drinking, fighting, and screaming, he'd drop his home in a second to live on the streets. So when a tough blond boy gives him that chance, he takes it.

After failing to please each other's fantasies on X-Mas Day, Mello & Matt venture to break boundaries and make love in methods that are foreign to them, creating playful competition in some cases while keeping the humor. MelloxMatt. Rated M.

Light discovers that L could be, and actually is, more bizarre than he'd orignally thought. LightxL. AU. Basically PWP. I changed the lame title to another equally lame one.

My answer to a 100 drabble challenge. This is the biggest thing I've ever attempted, so feedback would be very nice. : Pairings and genres vary, there's probably something here for everyone. Rated for some language and implied situations

I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.

All Mello wants is something to die for. Matt’s ruining everything by giving him something to live for.

A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.

It's hard enough, being faced with such a crucial decision to make. An even harder thing to face is the person you least want to see, demanding that you let him make that difficult decision for you. MelloxMatt.

Mello always, in some way or another, ends up breaking Matt apart.

Matt x Mello, kinda. Matt never really had a real smile, but he did have a real laugh. And then Mello took that away.

Matt gets home to find Mello tied up and, of course, the situation is taken advantage of. MattxMello

Mello starts to write a journal. Rated for language and eventual lemon. Lots of swearing in this kind of AU, more "altered circumstance" world. Lots of confused, scarred, chocolate eating blondie. "Betching blog" now up and this is rated M.

Matt starts to write a blog. Rated for language and eventual lemon. Lots of swearing in this kind of AU, more "altered circumstance" world. Lots of boisterous, lovable, gameplaying redhead. please R&R, This is a companion piece to Mello's "Fecking Diary".

The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.

The phone was going to ring in two minutes. But Matt didn't know that, and he didn't know what that phone call was going to do to his poor excuse for a life.

Rester accompanies Near on his flight to Japan, and learns something about the young detective in the process. No pairings.

Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?

Anyone ever wondered why Reno ate so much junk food? Or whether he could survive without it? Maybe for once in his life, he'll have to swallow his pride and admit that he's wrong.

Kadaj really, really doesn't want to go to school. He's too cool for that. He should be killing people and taking over the planet instead. But what will happen when Sephiroth makes him go anyway, creating one very pissed off remnant?

Mello finds himself in a complex web of savagery after arriving at Wammy House, but a certain gamer's there to help him cope--until even that fragile trust is called into question while they work to catch a murderer. Happiness wasn't meant to be. Complete

“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE

Let's play a game Matt. -Matt/Mello-centric oneshot, no pairings.-

As far as Matt's concerned, this 'saving' bit is the worst thing to ever happen to him. When you get gunned down, you should just die, not wake up in a hospital bed months and miles later. Bloody Near never could leave well enough alone, could he?

Mello can be quite unreasonable. Even more so when he's sick. OS.

Mello has just arrived at Wammy House at the young age of nine. Can he adjust to his new life after so long without an identity? M for Mature due to touchy subject matter, violence, language, and games I play with the human mind. Mikanis

Based on AFI's song of the same name: While trying to sort out their relationship, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are suddenly thrown into the investigation of a series of mysterious London murders.

Kadaj's phone finally makes an unexpected love connection! Unfortunately, there's no tower that can carry its signal where Cloud's phone must go. Contains tragic cellular death.

When Remus' mysterious work for the Order requires Tonks' assistance, feelings that run far deeper than comrades at arms come to light. Is romance possible when the work proves to be the stuff nightmares are made of? [Set during OotP]

As is the same with anyone's life, certain moments stand out more than the rest. A series of 50 vignettes following the relationship between Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. pre OotP through DH. Will be spoilery.

Sometimes, being unappreciated can bring two people together for a moment, even if one's a Mafia thug and the other is a naive cop. Matsuda meets Mello. It's NOT YAOI.Spoilers to end of series.

LxLight. The funeral is small, secret, furtive. No preacher, no words, just a pathetic pile of upturned earth and a blank granite marker, though six feet under the coffin is rich mahogany, lined with silk and velvet. Fitting, Light thinks, if not ironic.

Halle never thought of herself as a puzzle person. There was, however, one puzzle which she could not bring herself to leave unfinished. SPK and Near Fic. PostChapter 107. Entire Series Spoilers. Oneshot. Rated T for social drinking and mild language.

Post AC Kadaj ficlet.Kadaj, having survived, is taken captive by the Turks who wish nothing more than to hasten his death.But there are others who believe he can be redeemed...R&R if you so wish.