Hi! I'm HPMewmorpher. I love WAY to many fandoms to list

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-If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. 5% would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 5%

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

" God, why? Why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO UR PROFILE IF YOU R NOT LIKING CHILD ABUSE AND WANT IT TO STOP!

-If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

-If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that HARRY POTTER is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do..

-If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

-If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you ever just screamed because you were so frustrated and people started staring and you yelled ‘What the hell are you looking at!”, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you actually read this whole thing add one of these things, and copy and paste this to your profile

-If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don’t just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever wondered why the hell Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color'/’colour’ differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile

-If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

-If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

-92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically instead.

-98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself, copy and past this to your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile

-If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen,I cannot see, I must be stupid,I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk arent at home when my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar.

I press my self againts the wall.

I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door.

He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again O please God have mercy, O please let it end!

And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles. Brawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany I am three, and tonight my daddy murdered me.

If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be affected by this Poem, and because you are affected do something about it! So all I'll ask you to do, is pass it on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only

black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black,"

"But you sir..."

"When you're born, your pink,"

"When you grow up, you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"

"When you're cold, you turn blue,"

"And when you die, you turn purple,"

"And yet you have the nerve to call me a colored."

The black man then sat and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site & help stop racism!

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin, DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win!,IwannabeAnnabeth-Ravenclaw all the way!,HPMewmorpher- RAVENCLAW! RAVENCLAW!

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

Post this if you know or are related to someone who was killed at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when it was under siege by Death Eaters in The Second Wizarding War. Over 50 witches and wizards died in this attack. 93% of wizards won't repost this, but will you be part of that magical 7% that will? Repost to show your support of Dumbledore's Army

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord (ALL HAIL FANDOM!), Inugo Kurosaki (Fanfiction.net RULES, IT KICKS ASS!!), SplitToInfinity (all hail fandom, indeed!) MyMusesSpeakToMe (Wait! Theres another way to spend all time OTHER than fanfiction?? 0.o), BuzzCat (Woah. There are other things to life besides fanfiction and chocolate?! O.o That's... new.) Voldie's Fav Death Eater (What are you talking about, their is no other way to spend your time, besides reading Harry Potter;), DestinedForGreatness (Are you guys serious? There is a world outside this website???),IwannabeAnnabeth(There is a world besides my computer world???),HPMewmorpher

The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs.

The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.

The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

There's more to people than you think. Repost this if you are against bullying.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, stellergazeller,Angelz on Edge,icequeen12, Artemis' hunters, DestinedforGreatness,IwannabeAnnabeth, HPMewmorpher

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, LilysLittleTwin, Artemis' hunters, DestinedforGreatness,IwannabeAnnabeth, HPMewmorpher

Harry Potter Q&A

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Not really.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Not sure.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
DUH.

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean.

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius.

What’s Harry’s?
James.

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly.

Have You Seen All The Movies?
YES.

Read All The Books?

At least 25 times each.

What Do You Think Of JKR?
She's awesome because she created the magical world of Harry Potter. However... SHE KILLED SNAPE -.-. I'm seriously pissed with that.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Well I doubt Lily and Ginny have anything in common with an Alot, but who knows...

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
Uh... not really.

Do you know what fanfiction is?
No prizes for guessing the right answer.

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Are you stupid or dumb?

Do you read fanfiction?
-pokes the question above-

If so, do you like it?
Do I look like a masochist to you?

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
No. This is my alter-ego typing and she's the member, not me.

What site?
You're not reading this.

Do you write fanfiction?
Scroll to the bottom of this page.

Do you like to write fanfiction?
See question about knowing what fanfiction is.